In this day age, some might say the ideas of poise, elegance and class no longer exist.
“Not so,” says Shauna Sand. “Not so. …. Lap dance?”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Shauna Sand thinks a bikini and stripper heels are suitable attire for family day at the beach (Makes sense)
August 26th, 2008 // 160 Comments
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jumpin_j | August 26, 2008 at 2:17 pm
So wrong, and yet…
combustion8 | August 26, 2008 at 2:18 pm
mother want another?
Stroker | August 26, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Okay, but those heels and ankle tat are incredibly sexy! Her feet are gorgeous and she clearly knows it!
norton | August 26, 2008 at 2:18 pm
What an excellent role model… especially for the kid.
BM | August 26, 2008 at 2:20 pm
great. the kids gonna be a future whore like mommy.
Jimbo | August 26, 2008 at 2:20 pm
The mom’s a total skank but you have to admit the girl is really hot.
someguy | August 26, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Okay, while I have no problem with (most) women walking around in public dressed as skanks, I do need to know how the fuck she can walk on the sand.
Mike | August 26, 2008 at 2:23 pm
WOW another girl that I could drink her douche. One day they are going to call me douche belly. But hey it is worth it, always nice getting special presents that come from the pussy.
Noassatall | August 26, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Whats wrong with her ass????
Mitch | August 26, 2008 at 2:25 pm
She should convince a plastic surgeon to do a tummy tuck on that hanging flap of skin just above her thighs…on the backside.
Sledman | August 26, 2008 at 2:26 pm
okay…. so is she famous or something? I have no clue who she is. Also, who stole her ass?
Kayleigh C | August 26, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Wow, first off….. http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Shauna-Sand1.jpg
Ewww.
Second off, maybe she doesn’t like sand between her toes. Common problem.
Ted from LA | August 26, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Fuck me shoes to the beach?
Clive | August 26, 2008 at 2:26 pm
No butt, no feminine curves. A boy with big balloons on his chest.
So so unclassy, I feel bad for the little girl to have a mom like that.
HolyHell | August 26, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Sand and heels dont mix… Next pic of her will be in a cast
oscar | August 26, 2008 at 2:29 pm
… and a role model to prepubescent teen girls all across the world.
scooby | August 26, 2008 at 2:29 pm
flatass.
Deacon Jones | August 26, 2008 at 2:29 pm
DUDE, FISH, THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY PENIS FOR POSTING THIS – I’M OBSESSED WITH SHAUNA SANDS.
I just wish more women would aspire to be like her – tanned arm candy that can’t form a sentence.
If everyone had her for a wife world peace would prevail.
Confused | August 26, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Why are there never women like this when I’m at the beach?
Mike | August 26, 2008 at 2:30 pm
#14, oh come on, who gives a shit about the ass. As long as you can stick your dick in between those long, sexy, tanned legs. Those legs go on forever, she could wrap those around my head and I could suck on her lips for days.
Bag Hag | August 26, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I have the same handbag. I bought it in Mexico last weekend for 40 bucks, and now I want to burn it. I hate her. She’s disgusting. Her daughter must be so embarrassed by her.
yeah baybee | August 26, 2008 at 2:33 pm
The arse is discouraging. She needs to do some squats on me
Andrea | August 26, 2008 at 2:37 pm
She’s not the one who’s dumb. She’s got a nasty body so she hangs some balloons on it and puts on stripper shoes, and guys think she’s sexy. Add a six pack of beer (doesn’t even have to be good beer) and they’ll want to marry her. That’s why guys don’t deserve to keep their money.
Tara | August 26, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Poor poor child. She doesn’t exactly look happy about taking an afternoon stroll with stripper mommy. Someone save that poor chlid…she’s adorable.
Steve | August 26, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I agree with #6, that girl is hot. I’d date the mom only to stay overnight and make a few middle-of-the-night visits down the hallway.
havoc | August 26, 2008 at 2:42 pm
That’s so freaking hot.
I, I…..
Okay, I’m done.
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Bigheadmike | August 26, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Squats sister….
For the love of god do some squats. My penis is confused.
Rowan | August 26, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I feel sorry for that little girl. What a nightmare having that for a mom.
Garbage Crotch | August 26, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Who?
jokadrma | August 26, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I feel sorry for Shauna Sand. Not sure why. I just have this overwhelming feeling of pity whenever I see or hear about her. At the beach with stripper heels falls right in line with those feelings …
Pedobear | August 26, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Pedobear approves of this pictures.
Sledman | August 26, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Ok, never mind, I found out who she is. Playmate from 96 and Lorenzo Lamas ex wife…. meh. Is there really an Celeb E-List ? Anyhow, seems shes had lots of work done. NSFW http://www.makemeheal.com/news/shauna-sand-plastic-surgery/413 She looks great from the front, but I’m not into the fake lips and the ass is a bit disturbing not that my opinion matters.
Deacon Jones | August 26, 2008 at 2:56 pm
@23
Great, just great. Here we go again with Andrea’s rants on taking men’s money. That’s the last thing I feel like dealing with today, Ms. No tits McGee.
Go grandstand on Hillary’s website or something.
Vince Lombardi | August 26, 2008 at 3:01 pm
If Heidi Montag and Jenna Jameson had a baby, it would look like her. Lantern jaw, big fake boobs, duck lips.
cake | August 26, 2008 at 3:02 pm
it’s cause those are the only shoes she owns
rough daddy | August 26, 2008 at 3:07 pm
you know? once in a while you want your chick to dress like her,,,shes only showing those 3little girls how to be man eaters…
shellibelli | August 26, 2008 at 3:14 pm
where in the hell did her ass go?!
no no not her ex husband litterally where is her ass?
shellibelli | August 26, 2008 at 3:15 pm
where in the hell did her ass go?!
no no not her ex husband litterally where is her ass?
HerrMurf | August 26, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I had no idea who this chick was. So, I looked her up. Turns out these are the only shoes she owns. No, really in 8 out of 10 pics shes wearing them (two pics didnt show her feet)………..so be nice.
JadenPaidIn | August 26, 2008 at 3:19 pm
#18
AMEN! You are correct in assuming if we all had our own little Slutrags like Shauna….WORLD PEACE WOULD PREVAIL.
Who fucking cares if she’s wearing 8 inch heels at the beach. Bitch can. Amen. There’s not a guy in the world who wouldn’t give her a piece or two.
Thank Goodness for WHore shoes at the beach.
Gotta luv them.
. | August 26, 2008 at 3:20 pm
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA !!!!
sexy flat ass… !!!!
jajajajajajaja
Ed Castillo | August 26, 2008 at 3:20 pm
MILF and Cookies for-r-r my sweeet toooth!
JPRichardson | August 26, 2008 at 3:20 pm
As far as I am concerned, all beautiful women should dress like that in the beach. And then dance on the pole. And then sit on my lap and let me lick the juices from her breasts. And then pump’em hard for US$200.
I see nothing bad about that. Way to go, whoever you are!
Consumer of Females | August 26, 2008 at 3:21 pm
The ho on the right is fat and flat-chested! How dare she appear in public like that? She’s not up to my standards.
Jeff Millz | August 26, 2008 at 3:24 pm
This screams “I’m going to find you a daddy…NO MATTER WHAT…”
Worried | August 26, 2008 at 3:24 pm
The kid seems to be looking around franticly for a social worker.
timmy | August 26, 2008 at 3:29 pm
#23, you nailed it, and that’s coming from a fellow guy…
timmy | August 26, 2008 at 3:30 pm
#23, you nailed it, and that’s coming from a guy…
Ted Mosby | August 26, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I’ve hit that.
Smells like Lamas.
Styxchix | August 26, 2008 at 3:36 pm
This is quite clearly the most ridiculous thing I have EVER seen. Why on earth would anyone attempt to walk over sand in those shoes? Maybe we look at things differently here in NZ, but it really defies logic!!