Shauna Sand has nipples

Shauna Sand did some topless sunbathing in Miami yesterday and “accidentally” flashed some nip to the paparazzi. And I mean accidentally in the way that dollar bills sometimes fly out of my hand into the G-strings of strippers when I’m supposed to be at work. Which is actually more like an act of heroism, but who has time to split hairs?

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of classic Franken-nipples.

Photos: Splash News