Shauna Sand did some topless sunbathing in Miami yesterday and “accidentally” flashed some nip to the paparazzi. And I mean accidentally in the way that dollar bills sometimes fly out of my hand into the G-strings of strippers when I’m supposed to be at work. Which is actually more like an act of heroism, but who has time to split hairs?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of classic Franken-nipples.
Photos: Splash News
Yikes…. Not first.
Two words for funbags, here:
SKIN CANCER.
Also, nice MDMA hat. Is that how you stay so skinny? Doing E?
Also, nice MDMA hat. Is that how you stay so skinny? Doing E?
I think she would make an awesome one nighter…
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if i feel the need to see something like that, i’ll just run my pickup head-on into a pole. motorboat THOSE fun bags.
Yes she does – complete with surgical scars – woo hoo!
why is she always putting on one swimsuit over another. My guess is she does not want the photog’s to stop taking pictures. She trys to make one day look like 10.
Real celebrity’s wear the same cloths to get them to stop taking photo’s. Same cloths look like the same day.
What the hell! I don’t see a single acrylic whore shoe anywhere in these pictures! The world is definitely coming to an end…
I’ve got a message for Denise: Those funbags are for flaunting.
i would bang the dumb out of her.
My penis just shifted.
Down and to the right, down and to the right (in Kevin Costner voice).
Nice frankenstein scarring aroud the nipple…. such a beautiful, natural woman. It must be so nice to cuddle with a stick with oranges sewed on!
It looks like she got an ingrown hair and went to town on that sucker. Only it fought back. And won. WHY would you let people take a picture of that mess?
Also, nice MDMA hat. Is that how you stay so skinny? Doing E?
It’s a damn good thing she’s wearing those hats for sunprotection.
Must be a bunch of Gay People on this site! Those are some nice-lookin Funbags!
-Daddyoh
@ #17 – you’re what’s wrong with america douchebag
white people are dumb
pretty bikini
At which age in USA the nipples become sin like. In Finland children can go to sauna with naked women without anyone calling police for porno!
Those who had committed sin, see naked people as sin!
(compare with Adam and Eve!)
I’d shag that little dunce bald-headed.
No. 8 Lisa, you need to learn how to spell !! This chick is too much … hello, Duck Lips !! LOL. Never mind the fake tits …
I don’t like the way these stories are crowding out small parts of the ads that control this page. Denise Richards is…
…A great entertainer…
…A great humanitarian…
…And my dearest, dearest friend for 20 years!
She deserves to be treated with more respect.
Normally I’m not so mean but jesus,
@8 clothes
Ew. OMG. Scars. Weren’t her nipples fucked up (even more) before? I think she got them ‘fixed’.
Where are pictures of Shauna and Heidi motorboating each other?
That’d be some Must-See Superficial.com!!!
Punchington Out.
P.S.: Pbpbpbpbpbppppppbpbp (Motorboat! Yeah!)
@24
What the fuck are you on??
I would stick things in her…..
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Nice breast lift scars…
She is hot and I’d hit that!
To the haters, its easy to do so behind your computers in your parents damp basement while drinking mountain due and wondering why your still a virgin at the age of 30…I’d love to see some pics of the candy you are flossing out in public to prove me otherwise.
WTF!! …and here I thought those hooker shoes were glued to her fuckin feet.
Only internet toughguys use the word ‘hater.’
She is a scabby whore that only owns one pair of clear plastic pumps and wears them to the beach. I wouldn’t put your dick in her, dude.
I agree with most posts on here calling hot chicks ‘fat’ but in this case all of the superlatives are justified. Take off the beer goggles and put down the latest issue of JUGS magazine and open your eyes fool.
i got a breast reduction because of my back and i have scars like that.
Her boobs actually look PAINFUL. It looks as if her implants are going to bust through her skin. Ouch!
Lol, Mountain Due.
Fake boobs suck ass!! I don’t understand.
kelly Brook.. Now those are some titties!!!
now she needs ass implants
I’d fuckin hit it…
FUCKING EAT ALREADY!!!!!!!
FUCKING EAT ALREADY!!!!!!!
I’m not a hater, but….
What is sexy or natural about seeing breasts on a human skeleton?
I want to put my penis in there.
Yay! Nipples!
Ugly chick with ugly pepperoni sewed on nipples.
Yay! Pepperoni!
Can you imagine your tongue thumping over every leather awled stitch on her nipple, like little slow it down speed bumps? mmm I can.
You mean frankennipples, a la Tara Reid.
how obvious is it that her implants were done through the nipple? you can still count the stitches…
I am assuming she received the money we collected here at the Fish for her to buy new shoes. I don’t see the stripper acrylic heels, so hopefully she bought some Old Navy flip-flops with the $2.15 we sent her.