Shauna Sand did some topless sunbathing in Miami yesterday and “accidentally” flashed some nip to the paparazzi. And I mean accidentally in the way that dollar bills sometimes fly out of my hand into the G-strings of strippers when I’m supposed to be at work. Which is actually more like an act of heroism, but who has time to split hairs?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of classic Franken-nipples.
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Duuude | June 12, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Yikes…. Not first.
chupacabra | June 12, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Two words for funbags, here:
SKIN CANCER.
Chupacbra | June 12, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Also, nice MDMA hat. Is that how you stay so skinny? Doing E?
Chupacbra | June 12, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Also, nice MDMA hat. Is that how you stay so skinny? Doing E?
Aaron | June 12, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I think she would make an awesome one nighter…
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p0nk | June 12, 2009 at 12:58 pm
if i feel the need to see something like that, i’ll just run my pickup head-on into a pole. motorboat THOSE fun bags.
Crabby Old Guy | June 12, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Yes she does – complete with surgical scars – woo hoo!
Lisa | June 12, 2009 at 1:06 pm
why is she always putting on one swimsuit over another. My guess is she does not want the photog’s to stop taking pictures. She trys to make one day look like 10.
Real celebrity’s wear the same cloths to get them to stop taking photo’s. Same cloths look like the same day.
Carrie | June 12, 2009 at 1:12 pm
What the hell! I don’t see a single acrylic whore shoe anywhere in these pictures! The world is definitely coming to an end…
denise's dress | June 12, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I’ve got a message for Denise: Those funbags are for flaunting.
Earn$100 Per Day with PPC | June 12, 2009 at 1:16 pm
i would bang the dumb out of her.
Deacon Jones | June 12, 2009 at 1:16 pm
My penis just shifted.
Down and to the right, down and to the right (in Kevin Costner voice).
rosa | June 12, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Nice frankenstein scarring aroud the nipple…. such a beautiful, natural woman. It must be so nice to cuddle with a stick with oranges sewed on!
dballs | June 12, 2009 at 1:17 pm
It looks like she got an ingrown hair and went to town on that sucker. Only it fought back. And won. WHY would you let people take a picture of that mess?
Chupacbra | June 12, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Also, nice MDMA hat. Is that how you stay so skinny? Doing E?
Zanna | June 12, 2009 at 1:20 pm
It’s a damn good thing she’s wearing those hats for sunprotection.
Daddyoh | June 12, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Must be a bunch of Gay People on this site! Those are some nice-lookin Funbags!
-Daddyoh
dood | June 12, 2009 at 1:30 pm
@ #17 – you’re what’s wrong with america douchebag
kkk | June 12, 2009 at 1:40 pm
white people are dumb
TexasTranny | June 12, 2009 at 1:42 pm
pretty bikini
jukka | June 12, 2009 at 1:55 pm
At which age in USA the nipples become sin like. In Finland children can go to sauna with naked women without anyone calling police for porno!
Those who had committed sin, see naked people as sin!
(compare with Adam and Eve!)
dirk | June 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I’d shag that little dunce bald-headed.
Kelley | June 12, 2009 at 2:05 pm
No. 8 Lisa, you need to learn how to spell !! This chick is too much … hello, Duck Lips !! LOL. Never mind the fake tits …
Hollywood Sleazeball | June 12, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I don’t like the way these stories are crowding out small parts of the ads that control this page. Denise Richards is…
…A great entertainer…
…A great humanitarian…
…And my dearest, dearest friend for 20 years!
She deserves to be treated with more respect.
wifey | June 12, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Normally I’m not so mean but jesus,
@8 clothes
Lain | June 12, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Ew. OMG. Scars. Weren’t her nipples fucked up (even more) before? I think she got them ‘fixed’.
Ram Punchington | June 12, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Where are pictures of Shauna and Heidi motorboating each other?
That’d be some Must-See Superficial.com!!!
Punchington Out.
P.S.: Pbpbpbpbpbppppppbpbp (Motorboat! Yeah!)
Deacon Jones | June 12, 2009 at 2:53 pm
@24
What the fuck are you on??
havoc | June 12, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I would stick things in her…..
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j | June 12, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Nice breast lift scars…
Crazy Oldie | June 12, 2009 at 3:37 pm
She is hot and I’d hit that!
To the haters, its easy to do so behind your computers in your parents damp basement while drinking mountain due and wondering why your still a virgin at the age of 30…I’d love to see some pics of the candy you are flossing out in public to prove me otherwise.
Fuck U | June 12, 2009 at 3:41 pm
WTF!! …and here I thought those hooker shoes were glued to her fuckin feet.
Sport | June 12, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Only internet toughguys use the word ‘hater.’
She is a scabby whore that only owns one pair of clear plastic pumps and wears them to the beach. I wouldn’t put your dick in her, dude.
I agree with most posts on here calling hot chicks ‘fat’ but in this case all of the superlatives are justified. Take off the beer goggles and put down the latest issue of JUGS magazine and open your eyes fool.
nia | June 12, 2009 at 4:00 pm
i got a breast reduction because of my back and i have scars like that.
Some Girl | June 12, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Her boobs actually look PAINFUL. It looks as if her implants are going to bust through her skin. Ouch!
Some Girl | June 12, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Lol, Mountain Due.
Fake boobks suck! | June 12, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Fake boobs suck ass!! I don’t understand.
kelly Brook.. Now those are some titties!!!
bubba | June 12, 2009 at 4:30 pm
now she needs ass implants
Rabbit | June 12, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I’d fuckin hit it…
Jay | June 12, 2009 at 4:38 pm
FUCKING EAT ALREADY!!!!!!!
Jay | June 12, 2009 at 4:38 pm
FUCKING EAT ALREADY!!!!!!!
missywissy | June 12, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I’m not a hater, but….
What is sexy or natural about seeing breasts on a human skeleton?
obannion | June 12, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I want to put my penis in there.
Montana | June 12, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Yay! Nipples!
Mister Bored | June 12, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Ugly chick with ugly pepperoni sewed on nipples.
Montana | June 12, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Yay! Pepperoni!
mramosster | June 12, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Can you imagine your tongue thumping over every leather awled stitch on her nipple, like little slow it down speed bumps? mmm I can.
brooke | June 12, 2009 at 5:59 pm
You mean frankennipples, a la Tara Reid.
lily | June 12, 2009 at 5:59 pm
how obvious is it that her implants were done through the nipple? you can still count the stitches…
Geoff | June 12, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I am assuming she received the money we collected here at the Fish for her to buy new shoes. I don’t see the stripper acrylic heels, so hopefully she bought some Old Navy flip-flops with the $2.15 we sent her.