Shauna Sand still wearing a bikini

January 26th, 2009 // 65 Comments

Shauna Sand continued her Miami vacation over the weekend, and the dude she’s with is ex-husband Romain Chavent. You know, the one she accused of punching her implants then taking nude photos of her kids. Surprise, she lied! On that note, if Shauna wants to get away with passing these off as candid pics, she should probably stop smiling for the camera. Or at all until they find a cure for whatever the hell happened to that hazy region above the boobs.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Freebie

    My God – her boy toy is freaking gorgeous. Why not put a few more pictures of him (without her).

  2. Liz

    If you notice, she wears the same pair of shoes EVERYWHERE. Seriously, it’s like she’s powerless without her clear stripper-heels.

    Also, everybody knows that the good strippers are the ones who dress comfortably during the day so they can work harder at night. So the girls who just dress slutty to dress slutty clearly aren’t the ones who know what they’re doing on a pole… I’m just saying…

  3. eeewwwww

    She looks like a Slim Jim with nightcrawlers as lips and canteloupes as tits.
    In her only pair of shoes, no less.
    And I say Slim Jim partially because people usually only go for those when they’ve been drinking heavily…
    AAAAck.

  4. ch474

    She’s so skinny I’d be concerned about cutting myself on her … except for the Jessica wabbit wips and giant sillycone boobs. The boobs I don’t mind so much … but the lips?!!? Hey ladies, we don’t like duck lips no matter how well you can use them.

  5. sla

    Are these photoshopped? Her skin looks too flawless to be believable. And her upper lip is just disgusting. She should feed that hair to a horse and go to Walmart for some friggin’ $2 flip-flops.

  6. She drank some of Donatella Versace’s kool aid.

  7. Me 2

    This woman is a damn shame. Imagine how good she WOULD look if her implants, lips, and bikini bottoms were more reasonably sized.

    She is a classic example of a plastic surgery horror story: a beautiful woman destroys herself in an attempt at delaying the aging process. Look at her face in the last pic, she looks like Osama bin Laden in a blonde wig.

  8. Deez Nutz

    Good from far…. Far from good…..

    I would still hit it raw though

  9. jess

    STUNNING!!! AFter three kids what an amazingly hot body!! stop all the rude comments this gal looks better then most 16 year olds-way to go!!!!

  10. jess

    STUNNING!!! AFter three kids what an amazingly hot body!! stop all the rude comments this gal looks better then most 16 year olds-way to go!!!!

  11. Ah, found the nail polish, second to last pic. Maybe he’s covering mouldy green toenails.

  12. Master of The Obvious

    some guys’ll do anyone – I smell tranny sex

  13. Jess

    I think I just vomited in my mouth…

  14. Verez

    The perfect hate fuck.

  15. She is perfect. All women should aspire to be like him. Great for smacking his lips and big fake boobs beautiful farm in search of inspiration.

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