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- Dina Lohan just made Shauna Sand look like Mary Poppins. Okay, Slutty Mary Poppins. [Celebslam]
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Jethro | January 19, 2010 at 4:43 pm
First? BITCHES!!!!!
Kat | January 19, 2010 at 4:45 pm
This is a damn shame!
whatever | January 19, 2010 at 4:46 pm
where is child protective services when you really need them?
Rossi | January 19, 2010 at 4:47 pm
“No, no, sweetheart–see-through dresses and hooker heels are only for mommies! Your thong can’t show until you turn 10.”
marie | January 19, 2010 at 4:50 pm
wow. classy. what else can I actually say to this…
Are both girls her daugther(s)? what a role model she is this Sauna Sand.
not!
JazyFoREAL | January 19, 2010 at 4:50 pm
look how pissed off her daughter looks!…If I was here I would be pissed to. Just emagine your mom comming to pick you up looking like that!Whore!
marie | January 19, 2010 at 4:51 pm
@Rossi
LOL :-)
JazyFoREAL | January 19, 2010 at 4:52 pm
her…fuck…Im high I neep to check sp!
JazyFoREAL | January 19, 2010 at 4:53 pm
fuck shit! need!
stoked | January 19, 2010 at 4:53 pm
The kid looks none to plussed to being photographed with such a skanky mole for a mum.
Next… **yawn**
yuck | January 19, 2010 at 4:57 pm
If you were wondering what Heidi will be like in 10 years here it is.
I know this is not the place for emotion well unless horny is an emotion, but I feel so sad for this crazy bitches little girl, look how upset she looks I mean she knows her Mom is a whore. Seriously where is child protective services on this one. Someone needs to report this shit.
Valerie | January 19, 2010 at 5:01 pm
The kid looks embarrassed, and perhaps she’ll learn from her mom, and become the OPPOSITE.
terry6v | January 19, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Does she even know if her daughter is behind her? She looks oblivious of her, especially after she gets in front of the cameras.
eddy | January 19, 2010 at 5:17 pm
…..and now I need to go buy this month’s GQ. Thanks!
Deacon Jones | January 19, 2010 at 5:20 pm
She’s had something done recently, I just can’t place what procedure looking at these pics…
Oh, and imagine my surprise when I found the full-length sex tape of hers on youjizz.com the other day. Annnnd it was awful.
Besides the fact her pussy looks like an m-80 exploded in it, she just lays there the entire time looking at the camera, moaning ocassionally. And we all know how fucking lame those types of girls are fellas. The ones that think fucking them is a privledge (translation = no blowjobs, no doggy style, no dirty talk, no nothing). HATE EM!
misterfister | January 19, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Where does this whore get her clothes? Whores R US? Butts and Sluts?
Rite | January 19, 2010 at 5:38 pm
wow..her child is soo embaressed you can just tell. Even at that age she must know this isn’t how mothers dress and behave. And I thought I had it bad with my dysfunctional mother lol. At least she is always covered. I guarantee she moves out at a really young age just to get away from this thing or becomes a stripper/porn star/someone with a mountain of issues.
Rite | January 19, 2010 at 5:38 pm
wow..her child is soo embaressed you can just tell. Even at that age she must know this isn’t how mothers dress and behave. And I thought I had it bad with my dysfunctional mother lol. At least she is always covered. I guarantee she moves out at a really young age just to get away from this thing
Vinnie the Chin. | January 19, 2010 at 5:49 pm
I saw her beef curtains in her sex tape. Rawhide baby. Rawhide!
Deacon Jones | January 19, 2010 at 5:55 pm
@19
They were brutal! I almost lost my hard on…almost
Sport | January 19, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Stay classy Shauna. Do it for the children.
She is disgusting | January 19, 2010 at 6:23 pm
What the f*ck is this stupid whore thinking? Walking around like a day shift hooker, showing off her goodies for sale. What’s most telling is her daughters trying to basically disappear from her. I feel for these kids; either they’re going to grow up very conservative (as a rejection of her slutiness), or very wild (“hey, mom did it; I can too”). Either way, if they were my kids, I’d sue her full custody, with very limited visitation allowed. On account of her being a terrible mother, a disgusting attention whore (ie – her pathetic sex tape & her continual lucite shoe wearing) and a hosemonster hooking slut…
salsa | January 19, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Poor kid…
Hot MILF!!!
Do_Freebird | January 19, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Are there actually people who find this attractive? She is grotesque and the little girl doesn’t have a chance.
The only one whose comments matter | January 19, 2010 at 7:25 pm
I’d hit that pretty hard.
Yummi !
Name (required) | January 19, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Chronic need for attention.
This is so sad. I feel bad for her kids.
V | January 19, 2010 at 7:56 pm
You’re like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are…
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Mr. Lahey | January 19, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Every pic you guys post of this nobody, she is wearing the same shoes.
They probably smell like a mixture of cheese feet, vinegar feet, man juice and cigarettes.
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conceited little girl
DC | January 19, 2010 at 8:37 pm
i couldnt care less, i;d still hit that twice on a Sunday
Rasputins Liver | January 19, 2010 at 8:40 pm
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That poor little girl. What a shitty role model she has in her…um…”mother”.
Might as well live with Octofreak for all the quality parenting there.
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markymark | January 19, 2010 at 9:04 pm
What a cunt!!!
dont get mad, get Rough | January 19, 2010 at 9:07 pm
You know? most porn starlets are from strict family backgrounds, their fathers were religious nuts etc…I predict this little girl will be the next Madeleine Albright and such….
memory sticks | January 19, 2010 at 9:31 pm
Believe it or not, in the late 90s, she was so pretty. So much more natural looking. I thought she was beautiful when she appeared in Playboy, around the time she married Lorenzo Lamas. She just really, really ruined herself. Look…
lola | January 19, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Maybe she is a phenomenal mother in every other aspect? Probably not, but at least her daughter clearly isn’t amused. She will probably go the opposite direction once she gets a bit older.
Live Xxx Cam Sex | January 19, 2010 at 10:27 pm
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Boo you | January 19, 2010 at 11:23 pm
That little girl does not want to be near her. Her mom looks like a hooker. Lorenzo Lamas was right calling her a hooker.
Boo you | January 19, 2010 at 11:24 pm
That little girl does not want to be near her. Her mom looks like a hooker. Lorenzo Lamas was right calling her a hooker.
Dr. Plastic | January 20, 2010 at 1:08 am
Fuck….she has had more shit pumped into her lips then her tits….!
Poor kid…what kind of life is she going to lead hanging around a fucking pig like that….mother or not.
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F U Celeb | January 20, 2010 at 1:22 am
IT’S TAKE YOUR HOOKER TO SCHOOL DAY.
buy r4i karte | January 20, 2010 at 2:28 am
She is still looking young and fantastic after having a one daughter. She has maintain a lot. She is also looking very sexy. That black dress really suits on her.
RATA | January 20, 2010 at 3:30 am
@43
Oh shut the fuck up. Who the fuck dances around like whore right in front of her kid?
The fact that she ”looks good” or not doesn’t even matter here… her mommy skills are quite questionable if your ask me.
The dress… the carpet-coat… Jesus, look at her fucking shoes!! will the humiliation ever stop??? making me proud, momma… making me proud.
Anon | January 20, 2010 at 3:34 am
Poor daughter….in a couple years she won’t be able to avoid seeing her mom’s gaping bunghole being fingered by her bf while he drills her all over the internet.
George Lopez SUCKS | January 20, 2010 at 7:28 am
It’s the gringos buying your shit and paying your check J-Low. Yeah, she did an awesome job delivering George Lopez’s material. He’s got to be the biggest fucking racist on the planet. Go to a show where there’s mostly Hispanic/Latinos and he trashes white people, so does his opening act who is white. But when he plays to a white audience he delivers completely different jokes so he can keep his white audience and their money. White people’s money is good, just not white people, huh George? I love it how blacks and spray painted “latinos” can diss on whites and it’s funny as hell, but the second a white person says absolutely anything about a race that is not their own, they are crackers. I’ll be so glad when it’s uncool for ANYBODY to talk shit about another race. Especially Oprah. I think the funniest joke George Lopez ever did was being a spokesperson for the “change” of the Obama campaign. Really, that dude has got to be the world’s biggest fucking OPEN out of the closet HYPOCRITE we well ever see. JLow is a very good actress I admit, and if she doesn’t ever get her Oscar for that movie she did with her husband (who has more talent in his little pinky finger), I hope she gets a gold star out of one of those little packages they sell at Wal-Mart and she can stick it up her very white ass (yes, her skin is actually very pale when it is not spray painted). In other words, if white people are so nerdy and lame and fluffy then stay away from our money BITCHES. Yes, I’m one of the idiots that paid $200 to see George Lopez. He was losing his mind through the show. He kept accusing people of video taping him and putting it on Youtube when all they were doing was taking pictures with their cell phone. He kept stopping the show saying “quit taping me!” and having security throw people out of the venue. Dude is fucking LOSING it. The $$$$$ has really gone to his head. I’m suprised he can sleep at night knowing it’s mostly white people that paid for the pillows he lays his head on.
laney | January 20, 2010 at 7:55 am
# 46..I agree 100% with you. I am half mex/white and I can not stand the stupid racist FUGLY George Lopez. He isnt even funny. He is so unfocused, loud, obnoxious. He seems so arrogant and he is not funny, he uses his “smart-*ss” commenst in replace for actual jokes.
I am so sick of all the Mexivan jokes bcuz race jokes in general are so sold and ignorant.
main thing is white people are criticized when we say the smallest thing about a race. I am hlf, but I choose the WHITYE side.
Cmon, I am not hanging out with a bunch of GOVT.MONEY-STEALING SOBS…
he makes me start to hate Mexicans,
Be a role model, you effin beaner.
P>S> Shauna Sands, you are so effing selfish to wear what the eff you want around your kids. I feel so sorry for them it broke my heart just looking at your little girl’s face.
ALL YOU GIVE A EFF ABOUT IS SELLING YOUR BODY.
IF YOU LOVE YOUR KIDS PUT SOME MF CLOTHES ON BTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sarah | January 20, 2010 at 10:39 am
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PunkA | January 20, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Shauna has an amazing body. Not sure why she feels so insecure that she has to pimp it out so much. Obviously she works hard to look so good physically, all credit to her. But she has ZERO class. And she messed up her face. She used to be hot in the looks area. Now she looks like a flounder with a goddess body and a horrible fashion sense.