Shauna Sand still an incredible mother and other news

January 19th, 2010 // 59 Comments

- Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are only pretending to have sex when people are looking. [PopEater]

- Jennifer Lopez’s career goes from ass to mouth. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian has a lucky pillow or, my guess, a backup ass-pad. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Johnny Depp shirtless for GQ. [Just Jared]

- Dina Lohan just made Shauna Sand look like Mary Poppins. Okay, Slutty Mary Poppins. [Celebslam]

- Reggie Bush is going to throw the Super Bowl now. [The Blemish]

- Alexander Skarsgard is definitely not single. Unless you consider Kate Bosworth more of a vapor than a human. [Betty Confidential]

- Beyonce poses for Allure. [Socialite Life]

- Chris Brown dresses like a woman. Don’t worry, he won’t hit me. (I’ve got a penis.) [Splash News]

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  1. Jethro

    First? BITCHES!!!!!

  2. Kat

    This is a damn shame!

  3. whatever

    where is child protective services when you really need them?

  4. Rossi

    “No, no, sweetheart–see-through dresses and hooker heels are only for mommies! Your thong can’t show until you turn 10.”

  5. marie

    wow. classy. what else can I actually say to this…

    Are both girls her daugther(s)? what a role model she is this Sauna Sand.
    not!

  6. JazyFoREAL

    look how pissed off her daughter looks!…If I was here I would be pissed to. Just emagine your mom comming to pick you up looking like that!Whore!

  7. marie

    @Rossi

    LOL :-)

  8. JazyFoREAL

    her…fuck…Im high I neep to check sp!

  9. JazyFoREAL

    fuck shit! need!

  10. stoked

    The kid looks none to plussed to being photographed with such a skanky mole for a mum.

    Next… **yawn**

  11. yuck

    If you were wondering what Heidi will be like in 10 years here it is.

    I know this is not the place for emotion well unless horny is an emotion, but I feel so sad for this crazy bitches little girl, look how upset she looks I mean she knows her Mom is a whore. Seriously where is child protective services on this one. Someone needs to report this shit.

  12. Valerie

    The kid looks embarrassed, and perhaps she’ll learn from her mom, and become the OPPOSITE.

  13. terry6v

    Does she even know if her daughter is behind her? She looks oblivious of her, especially after she gets in front of the cameras.

  14. eddy

    …..and now I need to go buy this month’s GQ. Thanks!

  15. Deacon Jones

    She’s had something done recently, I just can’t place what procedure looking at these pics…

    Oh, and imagine my surprise when I found the full-length sex tape of hers on youjizz.com the other day. Annnnd it was awful.

    Besides the fact her pussy looks like an m-80 exploded in it, she just lays there the entire time looking at the camera, moaning ocassionally. And we all know how fucking lame those types of girls are fellas. The ones that think fucking them is a privledge (translation = no blowjobs, no doggy style, no dirty talk, no nothing). HATE EM!

  16. misterfister

    Where does this whore get her clothes? Whores R US? Butts and Sluts?

  17. Rite

    wow..her child is soo embaressed you can just tell. Even at that age she must know this isn’t how mothers dress and behave. And I thought I had it bad with my dysfunctional mother lol. At least she is always covered. I guarantee she moves out at a really young age just to get away from this thing or becomes a stripper/porn star/someone with a mountain of issues.

  18. Rite

    wow..her child is soo embaressed you can just tell. Even at that age she must know this isn’t how mothers dress and behave. And I thought I had it bad with my dysfunctional mother lol. At least she is always covered. I guarantee she moves out at a really young age just to get away from this thing

  19. Vinnie the Chin.

    I saw her beef curtains in her sex tape. Rawhide baby. Rawhide!

  20. Deacon Jones

    @19

    They were brutal! I almost lost my hard on…almost

  21. Sport

    Stay classy Shauna. Do it for the children.

  22. She is disgusting

    What the f*ck is this stupid whore thinking? Walking around like a day shift hooker, showing off her goodies for sale. What’s most telling is her daughters trying to basically disappear from her. I feel for these kids; either they’re going to grow up very conservative (as a rejection of her slutiness), or very wild (“hey, mom did it; I can too”). Either way, if they were my kids, I’d sue her full custody, with very limited visitation allowed. On account of her being a terrible mother, a disgusting attention whore (ie – her pathetic sex tape & her continual lucite shoe wearing) and a hosemonster hooking slut…

  23. salsa

    Poor kid…

    Hot MILF!!!

  24. Do_Freebird

    Are there actually people who find this attractive? She is grotesque and the little girl doesn’t have a chance.

  25. The only one whose comments matter

    I’d hit that pretty hard.
    Yummi !

  26. Name (required)

    Chronic need for attention.

    This is so sad. I feel bad for her kids.

  27. V

    You’re like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are…

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  29. Mr. Lahey

    Every pic you guys post of this nobody, she is wearing the same shoes.

    They probably smell like a mixture of cheese feet, vinegar feet, man juice and cigarettes.

  30. conceited little girl

  31. DC

    i couldnt care less, i;d still hit that twice on a Sunday

  32. Rasputins Liver

    *

    That poor little girl. What a shitty role model she has in her…um…”mother”.

    Might as well live with Octofreak for all the quality parenting there.

    *

  33. markymark

    What a cunt!!!

  34. dont get mad, get Rough

    You know? most porn starlets are from strict family backgrounds, their fathers were religious nuts etc…I predict this little girl will be the next Madeleine Albright and such….

  35. Believe it or not, in the late 90s, she was so pretty. So much more natural looking. I thought she was beautiful when she appeared in Playboy, around the time she married Lorenzo Lamas. She just really, really ruined herself. Look…

  36. lola

    Maybe she is a phenomenal mother in every other aspect? Probably not, but at least her daughter clearly isn’t amused. She will probably go the opposite direction once she gets a bit older.

  37. yo her nose got a fatter tip than my penis

  38. Boo you

    That little girl does not want to be near her. Her mom looks like a hooker. Lorenzo Lamas was right calling her a hooker.

  39. Boo you

    That little girl does not want to be near her. Her mom looks like a hooker. Lorenzo Lamas was right calling her a hooker.

  40. Dr. Plastic

    Fuck….she has had more shit pumped into her lips then her tits….!

    Poor kid…what kind of life is she going to lead hanging around a fucking pig like that….mother or not.

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  42. F U Celeb

    IT’S TAKE YOUR HOOKER TO SCHOOL DAY.

  43. She is still looking young and fantastic after having a one daughter. She has maintain a lot. She is also looking very sexy. That black dress really suits on her.

  44. RATA

    @43

    Oh shut the fuck up. Who the fuck dances around like whore right in front of her kid?

    The fact that she ”looks good” or not doesn’t even matter here… her mommy skills are quite questionable if your ask me.

    The dress… the carpet-coat… Jesus, look at her fucking shoes!! will the humiliation ever stop??? making me proud, momma… making me proud.

  45. Anon

    Poor daughter….in a couple years she won’t be able to avoid seeing her mom’s gaping bunghole being fingered by her bf while he drills her all over the internet.

  46. George Lopez SUCKS

    It’s the gringos buying your shit and paying your check J-Low. Yeah, she did an awesome job delivering George Lopez’s material. He’s got to be the biggest fucking racist on the planet. Go to a show where there’s mostly Hispanic/Latinos and he trashes white people, so does his opening act who is white. But when he plays to a white audience he delivers completely different jokes so he can keep his white audience and their money. White people’s money is good, just not white people, huh George? I love it how blacks and spray painted “latinos” can diss on whites and it’s funny as hell, but the second a white person says absolutely anything about a race that is not their own, they are crackers. I’ll be so glad when it’s uncool for ANYBODY to talk shit about another race. Especially Oprah. I think the funniest joke George Lopez ever did was being a spokesperson for the “change” of the Obama campaign. Really, that dude has got to be the world’s biggest fucking OPEN out of the closet HYPOCRITE we well ever see. JLow is a very good actress I admit, and if she doesn’t ever get her Oscar for that movie she did with her husband (who has more talent in his little pinky finger), I hope she gets a gold star out of one of those little packages they sell at Wal-Mart and she can stick it up her very white ass (yes, her skin is actually very pale when it is not spray painted). In other words, if white people are so nerdy and lame and fluffy then stay away from our money BITCHES. Yes, I’m one of the idiots that paid $200 to see George Lopez. He was losing his mind through the show. He kept accusing people of video taping him and putting it on Youtube when all they were doing was taking pictures with their cell phone. He kept stopping the show saying “quit taping me!” and having security throw people out of the venue. Dude is fucking LOSING it. The $$$$$ has really gone to his head. I’m suprised he can sleep at night knowing it’s mostly white people that paid for the pillows he lays his head on.

  47. laney

    # 46..I agree 100% with you. I am half mex/white and I can not stand the stupid racist FUGLY George Lopez. He isnt even funny. He is so unfocused, loud, obnoxious. He seems so arrogant and he is not funny, he uses his “smart-*ss” commenst in replace for actual jokes.

    I am so sick of all the Mexivan jokes bcuz race jokes in general are so sold and ignorant.

    main thing is white people are criticized when we say the smallest thing about a race. I am hlf, but I choose the WHITYE side.

    Cmon, I am not hanging out with a bunch of GOVT.MONEY-STEALING SOBS…

    he makes me start to hate Mexicans,

    Be a role model, you effin beaner.

    P>S> Shauna Sands, you are so effing selfish to wear what the eff you want around your kids. I feel so sorry for them it broke my heart just looking at your little girl’s face.

    ALL YOU GIVE A EFF ABOUT IS SELLING YOUR BODY.

    IF YOU LOVE YOUR KIDS PUT SOME MF CLOTHES ON BTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  49. sarah

    heidi montag in ten years!!!

  50. PunkA

    Shauna has an amazing body. Not sure why she feels so insecure that she has to pimp it out so much. Obviously she works hard to look so good physically, all credit to her. But she has ZERO class. And she messed up her face. She used to be hot in the looks area. Now she looks like a flounder with a goddess body and a horrible fashion sense.

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