Shauna Sand slept with Lorenzo Lamas’ 18-year-old son

July 9th, 2009 // 103 Comments

Lorenzo Lamas is apparently just learning that his 18-year-old son A.J. had an affair with Shauna Sand that was going on months before their divorce in 2002, according to Star:

“Shauna came on to A.J.,” a friend of Lorenzo’s tells Star in the July 20 issue, on sale today. “It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing.”
“He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J.,” the friend continues. “He had no clue that she was his son’s lover!”

Jesus. Can you imagine being an 18-year-old kid and having Shauna Sand as a step-mother – who wants to do you? Man, kind of makes me wish my parents got a divorce. Without blaming it on me I mean. Which reminds me, I promised my imaginary friend I’d shoot some stray cats. Be right back.

Thanks to Katie and Deborah who saw Shauna and immediately thought of me. I’m going to pretend that’s a compliment.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Jester

    She’s looking a little bloated today. This chick continues to turn me on immensely, what on earth would we do with out ho bags like this to entertain us. The only difference between Boy Toy and me is I wouldn’t be seen in public with her, cmon.

  2. Yuck

    How come Woody Allen gets taken to court for that shit, and this fucking goblin-faced bitch does it and there’s no problem? She is a PIG.
    Her lips in photo #1 look like pink silly putty was applied to her nasty-ass face. Or “colorforms” applied to the picture. They look like they hover about an inch away from her leathery mug.
    These must be old photos, though, because we all know that she only has that one pair of shoes now…the clear ones…still stripper heels, though.
    She is so seriously disgusting, she makes me want to puke my brains out on the floor.
    And ha! #19, very well said.

  3. Quinn

    Someone brutally butchered her face…. and she’d look better barefoot.

  4. Kikmo

    ew…she’s icky

  5. Your Friendly Pharmacist

    you can take the girl out of the porno, but you can’t take the porno out of the girl…

    I swear, these people remind me that LA is just a fancy trailer park for the rich and famous.

  6. rickardo

    what is that on her face?? Oh, thats her face…booo!

  7. Bosco

    She’s perfect, you can wet her lips and stick her to the wall when you go out….

  8. bert

    He would’ve been stupid NOT to fuck her.

  9. oneelusivegal

    That is one of the cheapest, trashiest, most ridiculous looking women I have ever seen, ever. She has CHILDREN?!!! My god, what is she thinking. I can only assume she has no mirrors in her house and that the person putting crap in her lips has no friggin conscience. Tell her she look ridiculous for god’s sake you wimp! I have no respect for Lorenzo Lamas or his son if they are willing to sleep with THAT! Please, lady, I will be your stylist, I will make you look sexy, not totally trashy. People will stop laughing at you, you will no longer be a complete joke. Hire somebody who is not a former stripper to help you change yourself, now, right away! Puuuhhhleeese!

  10. Ananana

    nice lipstick lady!

  11. Re-Elect NOBODY

    I need a shot of pennicillin for just looking at that ho

  12. dude_on

    He was 18 and getting hot older snatch. I’m suppose to believe he has been traumatized? So the old man bagged it first. Whattaya gonna do? She would still work with proper lighting …and maybe masks.

  13. She’s looking more and more like a tranny nowadays. I guess she thinks that’s a better look then actually aging…

  14. michael jackson's brain

    Ew. And ew again.

    That’s a nasty girl.

  15. I just pray he did her from behind so he didn’t have to see that ducklike face while pumping.

  16. sarah

    oh man. nice bag there, dude.

  17. sarah

    oh man. nice bag there, dude.

  18. Kelly

    She’s a fucking hooker. A plastic (silicone) too-tan, fat lipped old slutty hooker. I can’t even think of another else

  19. Kelly

    She’s a fucking hooker. A plastic (silicone) too-tan, fat lipped old slutty hooker. I can’t even think of anything else.

  20. AJ

    I swear I am going to take every tacky, cheap ass pair of Lucite Hooker High Heels and beat her with them. My G-d woman, would you please just buy a decent pair of shoes. Yeah, I think chicks look great in high heels too, but not these hooker shoes. Even Fredricks of Hollywood makes super high heels, that are not this tacky & gross. I literally want to beat her with them!!!

  21. AJ

    I swear I am going to take every tacky, cheap ass pair of Lucite Hooker High Heels and beat her with them. My G-d woman, would you please just buy a decent pair of shoes. Yeah, I think chicks look great in high heels too, but not these hooker shoes. Even Fredricks of Hollywood makes super high heels, that are not this tacky & gross. I literally want to beat her with them!!!

  22. Rasputins Liver

    Hahahahahaahhaaaa!!

    Oh man! Cuckolded and bitchslapped by your own son! That’s harsh, man!

    But she’s one trampy lookin’ piece of country-ghetto sleaze if I’ve ever seen it. Although Twatney Sperms does rank as numero uno.

    Still, to be pwned by your own son.

    Man…..how’s that gonna go down during the holidays when family gathers?

    Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa…jeeezus fuck!

    .

  23. Rasputins Liver

    Hahahahahaahhaaaa!!

    Oh man! Cuckolded and bitchslapped by your own son! That’s harsh, man!

    But she’s one trampy lookin’ piece of country-ghetto sleaze if I’ve ever seen it. Although Twatney Sperms does rank as numero uno.

    Still, to be pwned by your own son.

    Man…..how’s that gonna go down during the holidays when family gathers?

    Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa…jeeezus fuck!

    .

    • Abusive

      she’d like that… she has two va jay jay’s one on top (look at those lips) and one on the botto. she can take on both of them at the same time

  24. captain america

    you want to hear AAAH’s & OOOOH’s?
    DRESS and ACT LIKE A PRO-FAGGOT, folks!!

  25. Initial_G

    Anyone else bothered by the shitty wording of the headline?

    So the son is now 25ish and slept with his stepmom back when he was 18?

    Because the way its worded…he is 18 now and she banged him in 2002 when he was 11. Either or she gets points for the father/son combo!

  26. George Bush is an Ass

    I stared at the first picture for quite a while before I realized it pictured real people and not blow up dolls.

    Trashy meth tramp dolls.

    HIT IT

  27. What’s up with her lips? They are taking the shoe elevators to another level now. I bet she walks like she’s got a pimp limp with those shoes on.

  28. Jibbly Biggins

    God, those pathetic reductive excuses for women.

    Is she trying to go “blowup doll” ?

  29. hello

    you guys are dumbasses. look up some info. he’s 25 almost 26. he was 18 in 2002 for most of the year. they’re 12 yrs apart. holy shit people

  30. Tom K

    She looks like a total whore! Also what the fuck is up with her lips?I really wish that white women went back to the days when they were proud of being white and not trying to copy black women by getting lip injections ass implants and tanning. She looks fucking retarted!!!!

  31. Rhialto

    Is that a window dummy or Shauna Sand?

  32. Nero

    I hope she didn’t tell his son how lousy his father in bed is.

  33. Galtacticus

    Insatiable woman or ultimate revenge?

  34. Darth

    @82 Yes she did.@83 Probably both.

  35. Gando

    His son probably once grabbed his blow-up doll which was afterwards by mistake Shauna Sand.

  36. Celia

    Evidently the latest trend is to try to look like the trampiest porn star possible. Seriously? Do guys really stay awake at night dreaming of THIS Thing as the ideal woman? Guy: “God, I’d like to pray for a woman whose hair is a color not found in nature, with skin the color of a tangerine, whose breasts defy the laws of physics and will feel much like rotting watermelons, a woman with the body of a 12 year old boy, and the fashion sense of a third world trannie. Please god, send that angel to me now. Even if her vagina has had more traffic than the airplane hangar at JFK.”

  37. Duyke

    Ack. They escaped from a circus.

  38. Annie

    The last time I saw lips like that was in National Geographic but that girl had a spear through her nose. And she probably had nine times the brain power and integrity.

    What is up with his pants? Did he borrow them from a fat guy? He looks like an emaciated troll. Eat something besides her nasty snatch boy.

  39. HumanWreckage

    If she’s trying to look like a living blow up doll…she’s succeeded masterfully.

  40. Tara

    i honestly thought that this was a barbie and ken photoshoot

  41. Tara

    i honestly thought that this was a barbie and ken photoshoot

  42. Aislyn

    Like Lindsay Lohan my question is where does the money come from for this lifestyle? What does she do?

  43. Shari

    These are two of the scariest ppl I’ve ever seen. WHY are there constant posts about this lady?? Wtf is she and who cares?!!

  44. Martina

    “Hello, Central Casting? Yes, this is Bruce Jenner, Kim Kardashian’s stepfather. Could you please send Shauna up here, Kim’s out with Reggie tonight and I’m looking for some role-playing … if you know what I mean?”

    “great … yes … $10,000 seems reasonable …”

  45. wivine

    lol je parle votre langue je parle français mais il est pas beau romain est beaucoup plus beau xd’eii

  46. Cindy

    I realize that you think you are witty but here’s a big heads up. You aren’t.
    We visit your website to read about your comments about celebs but when you start talking about shooting stray cats, not cool. I will no longer be visiting your website and will be informing my friends as well.

  47. farah

    ptdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rom1 bo vs vs fouté dma gueul !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! il et moche un trukk de oufffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

  48. clayton

    Absolutely amazing to me how immature the majority of these comments are! As if there’s some contest to see who of almost 100 people can post the most clever insult. Reminds me of how kids gang up on each other in elementary school. One person starts it and the rest are lemmings: “Hey, you’re ugly and stupid!” “Yeah, what he said.” “Um yeah, ditto too…” blah blah blah. I’m certainly not defending the poor life choices of others, but I just don’t understand the value of vehemently commenting on the lives of people you don’t know! They will never read this hence it all just becomes self-indulgent.

  49. danram9

    whats up with homeboys purse?

  50. Abusive

    Someone should call social services this has probably been going on while he was a minor…

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