Lorenzo Lamas is apparently just learning that his 18-year-old son A.J. had an affair with Shauna Sand that was going on months before their divorce in 2002, according to Star:
“Shauna came on to A.J.,” a friend of Lorenzo’s tells Star in the July 20 issue, on sale today. “It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing.”
“He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J.,” the friend continues. “He had no clue that she was his son’s lover!”
Jesus. Can you imagine being an 18-year-old kid and having Shauna Sand as a step-mother – who wants to do you? Man, kind of makes me wish my parents got a divorce. Without blaming it on me I mean. Which reminds me, I promised my imaginary friend I’d shoot some stray cats. Be right back.
Thanks to Katie and Deborah who saw Shauna and immediately thought of me. I’m going to pretend that’s a compliment.
Lyrics | July 9, 2009 at 12:52 pm
first
par | July 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm
first?
msjessiemeghan | July 9, 2009 at 12:56 pm
What is that on her lips?
havoc | July 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm
That’s fucked up even by my standards……
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rats | July 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Maybe that’s why she looks dead in the eyes.
rats | July 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Maybe that’s why she looks dead in the eyes.
Zanna | July 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Take a few years off the son and that sounds like my kind of woman!
Polk | July 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm
A little more collagen injection, and those lips become a vagina, which must be Shauna’s ultimate goal.
rats | July 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Is that fag boyfriend actually carrying her purse? BE A MAN!
@#3 | July 9, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Same thing thats on #1&2 lips. A mix of semen and lipstick.
Tim | July 9, 2009 at 1:01 pm
A reverse Woody Allen!
Thats gotta hurt | July 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
How can she walk the streets in the stripper heels?? Sure they are tacky enough to match that dress but they must be walking sooooooo slow.
Is this cougar a famous stripper? Never heard of her before.
Kathleen | July 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Ew haha She looks so gross… Nice platform shoes and trashy ankle tat! I want to puke all over that ugly pink leopard dress.
He is damn sexy though, can’t blame her. I can’t believe he’s only 18! Or was that when the affair ended? Either way, he’s yummy and in my age range! Dump the old bitch and come to me! ;)
Rod | July 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Looks like TWO Lamas got sand in their vaginas!
DennisDaMenace | July 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Oh.My.God. Besides engaging in antics that are fit for Jerry Springer, they look like total freaks. Is that dude an ape? And what would make anyone think that the female… thing… there is in any way attractive?
ROUGH daddy | July 9, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Its call unrestrained raw animal aggression Lorenzo. You’re being way too sensitive here…at least she didnt do it with the family dog….yet
Tad Bit Tipsy | July 9, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Poor kid’s got to be all fucked up in the head now, I mean… I’ve seen dog turds that I’d rather fuck over this fugly bitch.
Kathleen | July 9, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Ew haha She looks so gross… Nice platform shoes and trashy ankle tat! I want to puke all over that ugly pink leopard dress.
He is damn sexy though, can’t blame her. I can’t believe he’s only 18! Or was that when the affair ended? Either way, he’s yummy and in my age range! Dump the old bitch and come to me! ;)
I know I already posted this comment but I just wanna see if this link works…
20/f/Ontario :)
does it matter | July 9, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Is he dating Mrs. Potato Head? Seriously, it looks like her lips and eyes are interchangeable. Today i think i will wear the big bug eyes w/the big vagina lips…..Good LORD, did she even look in the mirror. And how does one go about screwing her ex-husband’s kid. That’s just wrong for alot of reasons. Shame on them both.
the infamous danielle | July 9, 2009 at 1:08 pm
great. now he can tell all his friends that he lost his virginity to a used condom. i’m sure they all could relate.
Kmm | July 9, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.
duckmouf | July 9, 2009 at 1:09 pm
hey she looks exactly like a fembot i once made in the 5th grade…complete with the mouth of the duck and shoes made out of bathroom wastebaskets
does it matter | July 9, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Is it just me or are her arms and legs darker than the rest of her body. I swear she is a transformer. I seriously don’t know why i keep commenting on this, just that it is sooo super easy to…..to……I GIVE UP!!!
britneysucks | July 9, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Yay good for you Shauna! There’s nothing hotter than a YOUNG hardbody guy with all of his hair and no wrinkles!
Sotto Cinco | July 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Could you imagine their household.
Shauna: Lorenzo, I’m going to tuck in AJ and read him a bedtime story
Lorenzo: Um, he’s 18 years old.
Shauna: You’re point being?
Lorenzo: That’s Mahvelous of you.
RichPort's Ghost | July 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm
#7 – My dad is single and I can act 15… whaddayasay?
nasty | July 9, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Did she bring a Barbie doll to her plastic surgeon for reference? and those shoes are beyond heinous, I want to rip them off and beat her mug with them.
gotmilk? | July 9, 2009 at 1:22 pm
is that the son? he looks like he’s got more make up on than her and who thought that was even possibly. that kid is fuggos. there’s nothing even remotely attractive about either of them.
sensitive guy | July 9, 2009 at 1:28 pm
doesn’t that make him a step-motherfu@%er?
sensitive guy | July 9, 2009 at 1:30 pm
and yet… I don’t think that makes her a SMILF…..
Meream | July 9, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Oh my god, how disfunctional. Too soap opera.
One L | July 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Oh jezze. He looks like he needs to be check for something on his ding dong now. She looks like she is crawling with the herp.
Dolly Llama | July 9, 2009 at 1:55 pm
circle of life–Tammy Faye with ta-ta’s…
sam | July 9, 2009 at 1:56 pm
He looks like he would be a great f*** and/or mannequin, but I bet the geeky dude behind them has a better sense of humor and is more fun to be around. And for the love of God, someone needs to take away ALL of her stripper shoes — the clear ones, the black ones, and whatever else she has in her devil’s closet.
Sammy the Shank | July 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm
#21 Kmm, you said it for me, thnx.
#8, that’s exactly the point even if Shauna isn’t aware of it. See the oldie but goodie The Naked Ape for details.
Kathleen #13, she does look gross. She must be on LSD (and bad street acid at that) if she can look in a mirror and think “I’m hot.”
Crabby Old Guy | July 9, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I just want to smash her ugly mug against a plate glass window to see how long those lips allow her to stick before she slides off.
e-rock | July 9, 2009 at 2:16 pm
@ #36- Crabby Old Guy
That was the funniest shit I have read on this site in a loooong time!!! Im seriously laughing right now after picturing that! You should be the new Superficial writer, cuz this guy isnt nearly as funny anymore as that was!!
nunayobizness | July 9, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I feel so bad for her poor little girls. What a role model…
Angeldeluxe | July 9, 2009 at 2:26 pm
If it Walks Like a Duck and Talks Like a Duck……
(Sorry couldn’t resist!)
ufj | July 9, 2009 at 2:28 pm
if she were doing his son while morgan freeman was watching and they were being directed by woody allen it would be like the mount rushmore of eww.
Jesse Jackson | July 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Wow, I thought he had one of those inflatable fuck dolls and thought “okay, this dude is fucked up but he’s got balls enough to say to the world “hey, i’m fucking a blow up doll”. Me, I just use mine for driving in the HOV lanes. Really. Now I read this is a real chick? No fucking way. And his step mom? This dude is probably on his way to K-Mart to buy a shotgun and blow his head off. Even Lindsey Lohan is pointing at this dude and laughing at how fucked up he is.
Phatasmagoria | July 9, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Oh em gee, I used to work with AJ! Nice guy.
Oh God… was I working with him while he was allegedly boffing his stepmom? My world is crashing down.
Elizabeth | July 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Holy shit! I totally thought those were wax figures in the first picture.
Deacon Jones | July 9, 2009 at 3:19 pm
YES!
If I owned a company, I would make all my secretaries dress like this and a boob job would be mandatory. And they would have use hand signals in order to get permission to speak first.
Alright, got to go, time to finish my 2009 Employee Harassment Prevention training online.
ritzy | July 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm
this is digusting, i’m going to puke lol.
JC | July 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm
It looks like he is holding hands with a Realdoll.
robynnn | July 9, 2009 at 3:46 pm
wow, that woman is a fucking BLOW-UP DOLL
she is not real…
robynnn | July 9, 2009 at 3:46 pm
wow, that woman is a fucking BLOW-UP DOLL
she is not real…
awdwf | July 9, 2009 at 3:48 pm
WTF FUCKING SCARYY
Yourworsteffingnightmare | July 9, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I don’t blame him. I’d shit in her mouth, no question about it.