Shauna Sand: Mother of the Year

November 20th, 2009 // 51 Comments

Continuing her trend of embarrassing whore moments in front of her kids, Shauna Sand spent last night flashing her panties to the paparazzi during a night out with her daughters. Although, in Shauna’s defense, I’m pretty sure the paps wouldn’t have shown after she called unless there were promises of making with the goods. But then again, that was probably a given. “Gentelmen, Shauna Sand’s having a quiet dinner with her kids tonight. Who wants to shoot some labia?”

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  1. Jake

    FIRST MOTHER-BITCHES!!! BOOOOOYAH!!!

  2. bb

    Maybe first or second. Nice whore!

  3. You go girl

    very fuckable, nice tits, probably a wet juicy pussy too!

  4. Kobe

    she needs my black snake penetrating all of her orifices. Swallow my jigga love yo

  5. Pico Mornay

    Nice MILF…also good to make dirty suff for one night…

  6. Jeb

    I know she looks a bit slutty but unless you’re a homo you definately want to hit that.

  7. who dat

    100% chance her daughters will be whores & strippers themselves. Probably do a 3-some with mom.

  8. Johnny Pistola

    tenth!

  9. slipchot

    no spell check?

  10. omg what a yummy mummy would like to see her without her makeup but she looks great i bit to skinny on her legs but yea shes looking good

  11. Hooters

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  12. SO RIGHT

    I wonder what’s it’s like for the kids having a totally vain narcissist for a mother.

  13. Hooters

    Mother F’in. Whore of the Year is more like it.

  14. Stevie Wonder

    Pic #4 is the most frightening thing I’ve never seen!

  15. SO RIGHT

    I totally agree, #14 — she looks like a scary pumpkin!

  16. insane

    Listen to the fatties being jealous.

  17. fort

    I feel like a scumbag, but her daughters are gonna be hot as shit.

  18. Melissa

    That one daughter with her bangs swepted to the side has GORGEOUS hair… but it doesn’t look real.

    And I’m with number #11 on this scab of a woman.

  19. Melissa

    That one daughter with her bangs swepted to the side has GORGEOUS hair… but it doesn’t look real.

    And I’m with number #11 on this scab of a woman.

  20. Melissa

    That one daughter with her bangs swepted to the side has GORGEOUS hair… but it doesn’t look real.

    And I’m with number #11 on this scab of a woman.

  21. this woman looks so retardedly fake with those injected lips and pounds of makeup.

    and yea, pic #4 makes her look pretty nutty

    of course id still be balls deep in that ass in a minute. but shit, she tries waaay to hard to be hot that shes actually making herself look worse.

  22. Steve

    I’d fuck her!

  23. Dave Mustaine

    Steve #22

    I Have you seen her disgusting video? Watch it and tell me you would still fuck her.

    She’s Nastay!

  24. Dave

    Actually, I prefer the pictures from that fashion show with the pretty ones.
    But thanks anyway.

  25. livingjetlag

    Hey, if Shauna Sand is wearing underpants now, then I’d say her maturity level is definitely improving, and if she’s doing that for the sake of her kids, all the better. Of course, if she did it for the sake of my retinas, then hey, thanks SS! On the other hand, I refuse to believe that Ms Sand has any idea what’s going on south of her giant collagen lips, so someone must have helped her out there.

  26. Vanquish

    How does America manage to create all these air wasters? Seriously.

  27. yuki

    wow this is so paris hilton/lindsay lohan 2005/2006/2007.

  28. Champ

    Yeah, its an American thing #27.
    There are no skanky trashy tramps overseas (Winehouse.)

    Seriously its embarrassing to watch this nobody try and be relevant and skanky and scary at every opportunity. The poor kids actually look normal and dress normal. SAD.

  29. anonymous

    I’d die if that was my mom. Those poor girls.

  30. stop

    I KNOW ALL 3 GIRLS. THEY ARE SO VERY SWEET,& SMART. THEY ARE TRULY BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS. THEY SHOULD BE LEFT OUT OF THIS! LORENZO IS A WONDERFUL FATHER.

  31. I want to see her diddle her pretty pink taco, oh yeah, nice and slow, then fast, lots of moaning too. I doubt her taco is blond though, I think she has a big dark overgrown bush. I bet we won’t even see her luscious pink quivering cooter!

  32. I mean, c’mon now. She’s just…what…fifteen…just s punk kid. She was probably on her cell twiittering away about how the stupid adults fucked up and got themselves killed and hurt and are cramping her style, messin’ with her scene and no one’s getting her her Happy Meal quick enough.

  33. Vanquish

    Oh, I’m sorry #29 but these cunts are predominantly from the States. You have your Lohans, Kardashians, Tilas, Sands, Hiltons and I’m going to throw the Gosselins in there for good measure [because it's a retarded show]. I dare say that European culture isn’t so keen on worshiping people that have done nothing to deserve it. One of the reasons I can think of is that no country here has 300 mil people, which means, under equal percentages, that there aren’t enough dumbasses.

  34. Turd da Third

    She is just a skank who has been a slut soooo long she has no idea of how to act as a real and decent mom. She has an ugly face, and if you have been folowing here you will have seen that her nipples are really really ugly due to a set of botched bolt ons..

    She is pretty much an example of everything a good mom shouldn’t be (other than loaded with ca$h :) ) Give her kid a few more years around here and she will be just as fucked…guaranteed… you know the old saying, “the apple doesn’t fall from the tree”

  35. korrina

    in pic #4 that is the most terrifying smile i’ve ever witnesses. it looks like some sort of demented joker evil smile. disgusting.
    in #11, all her daughter needs to do is stick her tongue out, then its “hey, va jayjay!” pic

  36. Is anyone really surprised?

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  38. Fred

    LMAO..that is one ugly woman. I guess if you have that kind of body, you can be dumb as a post and ugly as hell besides.

  39. Rhialto

    Parents can teach kids how to act.Or in this case,kids can learn from parents how not to act.

  40. Darth

    #40
    The knife cuts on both ways.

  41. Gando

    You’ll be surprised how many ‘wild’ girls got later excellent mothers.

  42. nADA

    How she could sit there looking like that with those three lovely little girls is totally behond anything I can comprehend in life.

    What kind of person would subject their kids to this?

    Honestly, what kind of human being would wear this with kids?

    What? Kind? Of? Person?

    Can you imagine eating your Cesear Salad and you have to look at Horror Barbie across from you and that’s your introduction to womenhood?

    And then you and your friends come here to see the picturs (probably your mom pulled it up to show you) and then those poor three little girls get to read the most disgusting comments about their mother?

    The absolute horror of it all.

    I guess the world has ended.

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  44. she really looks like a scary pumpkin..

  45. Eva

    Those kids are going to be such whores when they are teenagers.

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  48. Shauna’s lips r like the lips of dracula, her implanted tits are useless to her fucking partner. She should confirm us if she had also trimmed the edges of her cunt by the surgeons !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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