Shauna Sand: Mother of the Year

November 20th, 2009 // 51 Comments

Continuing her trend of embarrassing whore moments in front of her kids, Shauna Sand spent last night flashing her panties to the paparazzi during a night out with her daughters. Although, in Shauna’s defense, I’m pretty sure the paps wouldn’t have shown after she called unless there were promises of making with the goods. But then again, that was probably a given. “Gentelmen, Shauna Sand’s having a quiet dinner with her kids tonight. Who wants to shoot some labia?”

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Comments (51)

  1. Jake | November 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    FIRST MOTHER-BITCHES!!! BOOOOOYAH!!!

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  2. bb | November 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Maybe first or second. Nice whore!

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  3. You go girl | November 20, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    very fuckable, nice tits, probably a wet juicy pussy too!

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  4. Kobe | November 20, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    she needs my black snake penetrating all of her orifices. Swallow my jigga love yo

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  5. Pico Mornay | November 20, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Nice MILF…also good to make dirty suff for one night…

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  6. Jeb | November 20, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    I know she looks a bit slutty but unless you’re a homo you definately want to hit that.

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  7. who dat | November 20, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    100% chance her daughters will be whores & strippers themselves. Probably do a 3-some with mom.

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  8. Johnny Pistola | November 20, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    tenth!

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  9. slipchot | November 20, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    no spell check?

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  10. gemma | November 20, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    omg what a yummy mummy would like to see her without her makeup but she looks great i bit to skinny on her legs but yea shes looking good

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  12. SO RIGHT | November 20, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    I wonder what’s it’s like for the kids having a totally vain narcissist for a mother.

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  13. Hooters | November 20, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    Mother F’in. Whore of the Year is more like it.

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  14. Stevie Wonder | November 20, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Pic #4 is the most frightening thing I’ve never seen!

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  15. SO RIGHT | November 20, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    I totally agree, #14 — she looks like a scary pumpkin!

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  16. insane | November 20, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Listen to the fatties being jealous.

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  17. fort | November 20, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    I feel like a scumbag, but her daughters are gonna be hot as shit.

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  18. Melissa | November 20, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    That one daughter with her bangs swepted to the side has GORGEOUS hair… but it doesn’t look real.

    And I’m with number #11 on this scab of a woman.

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  19. Melissa | November 20, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    That one daughter with her bangs swepted to the side has GORGEOUS hair… but it doesn’t look real.

    And I’m with number #11 on this scab of a woman.

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  20. Melissa | November 20, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    That one daughter with her bangs swepted to the side has GORGEOUS hair… but it doesn’t look real.

    And I’m with number #11 on this scab of a woman.

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  21. live sex | November 20, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    this woman looks so retardedly fake with those injected lips and pounds of makeup.

    and yea, pic #4 makes her look pretty nutty

    of course id still be balls deep in that ass in a minute. but shit, she tries waaay to hard to be hot that shes actually making herself look worse.

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  22. Steve | November 20, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    I’d fuck her!

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  23. Dave Mustaine | November 20, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Steve #22

    I Have you seen her disgusting video? Watch it and tell me you would still fuck her.

    She’s Nastay!

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  24. Dave | November 20, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Actually, I prefer the pictures from that fashion show with the pretty ones.
    But thanks anyway.

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  25. livingjetlag | November 20, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Hey, if Shauna Sand is wearing underpants now, then I’d say her maturity level is definitely improving, and if she’s doing that for the sake of her kids, all the better. Of course, if she did it for the sake of my retinas, then hey, thanks SS! On the other hand, I refuse to believe that Ms Sand has any idea what’s going on south of her giant collagen lips, so someone must have helped her out there.

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  26. hitandwatch | November 20, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Hot MILF

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  27. Vanquish | November 20, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    How does America manage to create all these air wasters? Seriously.

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  28. yuki | November 20, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    wow this is so paris hilton/lindsay lohan 2005/2006/2007.

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  29. Champ | November 20, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Yeah, its an American thing #27.
    There are no skanky trashy tramps overseas (Winehouse.)

    Seriously its embarrassing to watch this nobody try and be relevant and skanky and scary at every opportunity. The poor kids actually look normal and dress normal. SAD.

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  30. anonymous | November 20, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    I’d die if that was my mom. Those poor girls.

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  31. stop | November 20, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    I KNOW ALL 3 GIRLS. THEY ARE SO VERY SWEET,& SMART. THEY ARE TRULY BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS. THEY SHOULD BE LEFT OUT OF THIS! LORENZO IS A WONDERFUL FATHER.

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  32. coach handbags | November 20, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    I want to see her diddle her pretty pink taco, oh yeah, nice and slow, then fast, lots of moaning too. I doubt her taco is blond though, I think she has a big dark overgrown bush. I bet we won’t even see her luscious pink quivering cooter!

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  33. weight loss | November 20, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    I mean, c’mon now. She’s just…what…fifteen…just s punk kid. She was probably on her cell twiittering away about how the stupid adults fucked up and got themselves killed and hurt and are cramping her style, messin’ with her scene and no one’s getting her her Happy Meal quick enough.

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  34. Vanquish | November 21, 2009 at 3:27 am

    Oh, I’m sorry #29 but these cunts are predominantly from the States. You have your Lohans, Kardashians, Tilas, Sands, Hiltons and I’m going to throw the Gosselins in there for good measure [because it's a retarded show]. I dare say that European culture isn’t so keen on worshiping people that have done nothing to deserve it. One of the reasons I can think of is that no country here has 300 mil people, which means, under equal percentages, that there aren’t enough dumbasses.

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  35. Turd da Third | November 21, 2009 at 9:09 am

    She is just a skank who has been a slut soooo long she has no idea of how to act as a real and decent mom. She has an ugly face, and if you have been folowing here you will have seen that her nipples are really really ugly due to a set of botched bolt ons..

    She is pretty much an example of everything a good mom shouldn’t be (other than loaded with ca$h :) ) Give her kid a few more years around here and she will be just as fucked…guaranteed… you know the old saying, “the apple doesn’t fall from the tree”

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  36. korrina | November 21, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    in pic #4 that is the most terrifying smile i’ve ever witnesses. it looks like some sort of demented joker evil smile. disgusting.
    in #11, all her daughter needs to do is stick her tongue out, then its “hey, va jayjay!” pic

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  37. wine clubs | November 21, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Is anyone really surprised?

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  39. Fred | November 22, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    LMAO..that is one ugly woman. I guess if you have that kind of body, you can be dumb as a post and ugly as hell besides.

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  40. Rhialto | November 22, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Parents can teach kids how to act.Or in this case,kids can learn from parents how not to act.

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  41. Darth | November 22, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    #40
    The knife cuts on both ways.

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  42. Gando | November 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    You’ll be surprised how many ‘wild’ girls got later excellent mothers.

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  43. nADA | November 23, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    How she could sit there looking like that with those three lovely little girls is totally behond anything I can comprehend in life.

    What kind of person would subject their kids to this?

    Honestly, what kind of human being would wear this with kids?

    What? Kind? Of? Person?

    Can you imagine eating your Cesear Salad and you have to look at Horror Barbie across from you and that’s your introduction to womenhood?

    And then you and your friends come here to see the picturs (probably your mom pulled it up to show you) and then those poor three little girls get to read the most disgusting comments about their mother?

    The absolute horror of it all.

    I guess the world has ended.

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  45. gö?üs esteti?i | November 29, 2009 at 8:36 am

    she really looks like a scary pumpkin..

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  46. Eva | December 11, 2009 at 6:52 am

    Those kids are going to be such whores when they are teenagers.

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  47. valentine friends | January 18, 2010 at 8:15 am

    I meant to write “less fatalistic” but I couldn’t keep the nonsense sorted out in my head.

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  49. vajinismus | March 23, 2010 at 6:20 am

    well. good .

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  50. SHAH | May 18, 2010 at 9:36 am

    Shauna’s lips r like the lips of dracula, her implanted tits are useless to her fucking partner. She should confirm us if she had also trimmed the edges of her cunt by the surgeons !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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