Shauna Sand makes Britney Spears look like Martha Stewart

Shauna Sand once again exhibited unbridled elegance by busting out the clear stripper heels for another family outing yesterday. This time she went to the same Pumpkin Patch as Britney Spears where there were either some paparazzi left over or Shauna called ahead. I’m going with the latter judging by the shameless smiling, and shit, it’s Shauna Sand. Who’s probably the first person in the world to hear “Ma’am, Britney Spears managed to contain her cooch during her visit – and she’s legally retarded. May we offer you some overalls?”

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