Shauna Sand kind of sort of might be desperate for attention

June 20th, 2008 // 86 Comments

You’d think being a former Playboy model and ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas would’ve rocketed Shauna Sand to a level of fame not yet seen heretofore. Sadly, that’s not the case. Shauna’s forced to wear see-through clothing for attention which caused this writer to look up her Wikipedia bio and figure out who the hell she was. Fun fact: Shauna got a Bachelor of Arts in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris. Nothing about this woman says college education, but yet here it is. And the Interweb don’t lie. That said, has anyone seen my Bat-copter? It’s the one with supermodels hanging from the propellers. Don’t worry, they’ve got helmets.


  1. ………………………….NEED TO SAY MORE?
    (thought so.)

  2. Joe

    Umm, this woman is only 7 years older than I am? I refuse to believe that. She looks like she’sin her mid 50s.

  3. OC Dee

    I am assuming she is wearing a bikini under her dress. I see females dressed like this all the time when they are going to the beach or pool, but usually after the beach or pool, one showers and changes ones clothes before going out.

  4. Buster Tim

    Daddy likes this – http://www.tugtest.com

  5. Pfffft!

    THIS NEW WRITER SUCKS ASS/IS NOT FUNNY.

  6. Randal's Troll's Fan Club

    Wow! Even more sad and pathetic than the original!

    Randal’s Troll’s Fan Club

  7. Rachael

    Just another trashy looking American whore.

  8. Marie

    Just look at that trout pout! Ouch!

  9. Ms Etiquette

    I like for a woman to look like a lady! What happened to style and grace?

  10. Well. Ok . So. I’m doing a bit of surfing on the ol’ TV – weekend editions, type thing.
    And this ‘Lara Logan’ CBS, South African type woman, says on a last ‘weak’ Jon Stewart show : “If I saw the news as it’s seen in the United States I would blow my brains out.”
    And I’m going. Well ok. …
    …Pizza Face.
    Inside job ?”
    Cliff Notes : Good point Bink. Perhaps a bit off topic for a ‘Shauna Sand’ thread.
    Binky : Nice tits !
    Cliff Notes :Well. Ok. You’re in.
    Binky : NP.

  11. ferlo

    SKANK.

  12. Binky!

    I don’t know if you saw this (my link). I posted the first picture of you EVER on thesuperficial.

  13. dandaman

    HOLY SHIT, ITS RENEGADE

  14. Sarah

    It is just really sad how none of these comments point out how ridiculously skinny she is. Not only is it unhealthy, but it is gross!!

  15. No # 62 Huck Duck – that’s not me – -but ,meanwhile,just got the protractor out and still having a few problems with ‘free fall collapse speed’- that type of thing.
    etc…
    For those of you keeping score at home….etc…
    That type of thing…

  16. Marissa

    Ewww orange legs

  17. lisa

    She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —”CelebMin g l e . c o m “—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site

  18. Jackson

    #65

    Yes I agree. Being underweight is ugly and so is being overweight like fat square ass Kim Kardaskank. A sexy female is one that maintains a healthy weight and exercises regularly.

  19. I’d rather stick my dick in John Graziano’s forehead.

  20. Holyfuck

    @57, Reachael,

    “Just another trashy looking American whore.”

    You say that as if European whores are so much better and classier than American whores. A trashy whore is a trashy whore, no matter where she comes from. Next time you should think before running your pie hole, you stupid bitch. Why would you say something like that?

  21. Holyfuck

    #’s 46, 47 and 48:

    I think I speak for all of us when I request that you please jump on the next boat back to China. And stay there. You are not welcome in this country. And please take Randal and Mimi with you.

  22. I Can't believe That's not butter

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOK @ HER TOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!

  23. OMG JIMBO (#70) that was so wrong yet so-o-o funny! I think Im in love. I absolutly LOVE funny guys, shockingly funny guys…

  24. Them lips are nasty!!!

  25. drewpo

    hello beautifulk

  26. sammy

    She is really hot,i know we men have lots of standards to pick up a woman,but we all find the right girl in our demands on a tall dating club:___Tallmingle.c o m__ my bros told me this; it worked for them, it worked for me; and i’m sure it’s gonna work for u, buddy!!

  27. Her and Jenna Jameson should really do some good ol’ fashioned orange leather porn together…

  28. ???

    #79,
    Go to hell GOOK!

  29. sameshitdifferentyear

    She looks like she glued two pink surfboards to the bottom of her face.

    I really don’t think Joan Rivers should have gotten those collag…
    ….wait-a-minute, that’s not Joan?? It’s who?? “Shauna Sand”????

    Wow, guess that Llaaammoo guy had pretty good timing after all.

  30. Deacon Jones

    mmmmm! Delish!

    I’ll put those lips of hers to good use

  31. Tom

    Yuck, she’s disgusting. Not even close to being fuckable.

  32. if i remember correctly, the american university at paris is just a degree mill, meaning that she actually just bought a worthless degree instead of actually getting an education. which is pretty obvious from the fact that she has a bachlor of *arts* in something supposedly related to business. fucking hilarous.

  33. douchebag Mcgee

    If she really is desperate for attention, I could give it to her.
    With my penis.
    In her alleged vagina.
    No, I have no shame or standards, and cast iron condoms,
    LET’S DO THIS!

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