You’d think being a former Playboy model and ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas would’ve rocketed Shauna Sand to a level of fame not yet seen heretofore. Sadly, that’s not the case. Shauna’s forced to wear see-through clothing for attention which caused this writer to look up her Wikipedia bio and figure out who the hell she was. Fun fact: Shauna got a Bachelor of Arts in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris. Nothing about this woman says college education, but yet here it is. And the Interweb don’t lie. That said, has anyone seen my Bat-copter? It’s the one with supermodels hanging from the propellers. Don’t worry, they’ve got helmets.
Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News
Jimbo | June 20, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Thanks Fish Dude. I knew you were not a sadistic bastard..
bleh | June 20, 2008 at 6:03 pm
lol gross
mensa | June 20, 2008 at 6:04 pm
i refuse to believe that this woman is only 37.
Birthday Girl | June 20, 2008 at 6:05 pm
It’s not a true college education when you spend 60% of the time bent over a desk… o.O
Melissa | June 20, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Jesus, she’s nasty! Is this Fuckin’ Ugly Friday or something?
nipolian | June 20, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I am guessing that the guy she is with speaks with a really slow Jersey accent……….and doesn’t know very many big words.
RelliK | June 20, 2008 at 6:08 pm
“Natural bust: Yes”
lmao – definitely, no lie there……..
p0nk | June 20, 2008 at 6:17 pm
i enjoy a pair of dick-sucking lips as much as the next guy, honest i do, but when you start swimming around in a pond begging for bread crumbs, it’s time to ease up on the collagen.
Randal | June 20, 2008 at 6:18 pm
The tight white, classic Kenneth Cole shirt hugs the chest of this man so much, he’s forced to leave a few buttons open, revealing a fine, dark curled chest of hair.
Accenting the black stripe are Hugo Boss 88 Midnight jeans which gently curl at the ankle to reveal sharp Buddy Brown shoes with laces tied in a knot.
Accessories include an Esquire watch and a belt from American Eagle.
Randal
WhatsTheDeal | June 20, 2008 at 6:21 pm
She’s a freak! Why do people do that to their faces? If I fucked my face like that, i’d never leave the house.
Jimbo | June 20, 2008 at 6:29 pm
@10 You are inside right now. How do we know you go outside??
Trover | June 20, 2008 at 6:32 pm
She was way hot 10 years ago. Then she mutilated her face with a bad nose job and horrible lips. If she just got rid of the lip injections, her looks would improve instantly. Instead, she has the mouth of a flounder. C’mon Shauna, go back to your old sexy look and lose the monster lip look.
The Screaming Meat Nugget | June 20, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Those lips frighten me.
The Screaming Meat Nugget | June 20, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Those lips frighten me.
Porno Guitar Hero | June 20, 2008 at 6:51 pm
*Peww-Peww* … chika-chika … *w0w-w0w* … chika-chika … *wah-w0w*
mamadough | June 20, 2008 at 7:00 pm
why the hell was the first thing that flashed in my head when i saw her picture that video of cher on a horse singing “half breed”? happy fucking friday.
Kim Lardassian | June 20, 2008 at 7:04 pm
The lips good lord, is she in some way realted to Jenna Jameson?
the ankle tramp stamp too – so trashy.
Do_FreeBird | June 20, 2008 at 7:04 pm
How did she replace her lips with a big hunk of raw liver?
Cherry | June 20, 2008 at 7:11 pm
She is outrageously orange. She make Tila tequila look positively natural.
Kingofbeer | June 20, 2008 at 7:11 pm
bronzorzzzzz
Frankie Steele | June 20, 2008 at 7:31 pm
It looks like someone punched her in the mouth. Maybe the hairy greaseball standing next to her.
maudina | June 20, 2008 at 7:42 pm
OK, I just want to point out that the same bio that says she has a bachelor of arts also says her breasts are natural. (wikipedia)
HuckyDucky | June 20, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Well done Randal, or Fake Randal.
Nobody has mentioned it yet, but that guy has a HUGE melon.
MonkeyMan777 | June 20, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Damn! What IS it with those lips????
I’d sue the plastic surgeon that did something like that to my wife. That or I’d divorce her for being so utterly stupid.
BunnyButt | June 20, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Bronzing spray has rocketed Shauna Sand to a level of orangeness not yet seen heretofore.
ugly bitch | June 20, 2008 at 8:59 pm
is this a tranny? cause she has the bases for being one
and how the hell being antonio LAMEs’ ex is gonna make famous??????? he’s the biggest has-been ever
best wishes for her/him
ugly bitch | June 20, 2008 at 9:02 pm
i mean lorenzo
auzzie | June 20, 2008 at 9:18 pm
just plain gag.
SuperFish is Mean | June 20, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I hate you Super Fish Dude, now I’m going to have nightmares about ugly white women with fish lips and no asses.
buenos aires | June 20, 2008 at 10:36 pm
the lips look like they will explode….. and those plastic surgeons who explain the “perfect” nose…. two holes in the skull is not human….. these are air holes and her mouth is swollen shut….and boobs hanging….. and who is Guido with her… ugg, ok, he is just as bad
Victoria | June 20, 2008 at 10:41 pm
The guy that writes all this shit in this site must be a fat lonely gay sick loser bastard……… You can tell by hes choice of words and his vocabulary. Poor thing.. Besides, who would make a site talking bad about famous peoples lives?? Only sick whitetrash losers like YOU (the guy that writes it all here!). You must be so sick of your own life.. It must be horribly painful to be you..
Venom | June 20, 2008 at 11:02 pm
She is still bangable, espescially for having 3 kids.
Six ways from Sunday.
She is like a fine wine, I mean stripper, I mean porn star. lol
snarkymalarky | June 20, 2008 at 11:04 pm
gross, talk about trying too hard. What an example she is setting for her daughters. And why don’t you go put on another pound of makeup; yipes. You’d need a fricken blow torch to get that crap off.
Dorito Man | June 20, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Good Lord what’s wrong with her mouth? It looks like the back end of a ewe in heat..
tense, frustrated, pissed off | June 20, 2008 at 11:35 pm
I remember this thing when she was in Playboy. That was before she started looking like Jenna Jameson’s mom. In fact, she looked something close to human back then. Never was a fan of the huge saggy tits, though.
Drago The Perv | June 21, 2008 at 12:22 am
I’d do her anytime, just make sure she has make-up on and a sexy dress.
But definetly do-able.
I would unload my man-juice in that tight little poop-hole of hers.
Yummy !
Sandra | June 21, 2008 at 1:32 am
Oh Randal! Your comments on mens’ clothing are not only intensive, but welcome!
You are indeed the Anderson Cooper of the fashion world!
Keep up the good work Randal. Remember, we all are counting on your insight.
Sandra
JT | June 21, 2008 at 1:48 am
Thats a man!
sally | June 21, 2008 at 2:24 am
Sexy woman. I just viewed many hot videos and photos about her at ——–Blackwhitemeet.com ——–the NO.1 free dating club for interracial singles to have fun together in UK. I found there are so many single celebrities and their funs there. Also there are many black and white singles who are serious about love!
wow | June 21, 2008 at 4:18 am
this is an orange tranny, not a woman.
wow | June 21, 2008 at 4:18 am
this is an orange tranny, not a woman.
wow | June 21, 2008 at 4:22 am
…and the greaseball next to her is probably a step up from Lamas on the evolutionary scale, sad as that is. Does anyone remember that asshole (with a laser pointer) circling flaws on people’s bodies on that show “Are you hot?” – Vile.
boo | June 21, 2008 at 7:34 am
Let’s see:
Fake tan
Fake lips
Fake hair
Transparent clothing in public
Once married to a D list performer
Attention whore
Yep, she fulfills all the criteria for being famous.
AndrewMacCloud | June 21, 2008 at 7:41 am
Lorenzo Lamas escapes from his marriage and goes on the Run !!!!! An outlaw , a booty hunter ,- a RUNEGADE
joho777 | June 21, 2008 at 9:54 am
Grotesque plastic surgery.
Her moutn looks like it’s one of those “brainsuckers” that appeared in underground comics about 10 or so years ago.
Majorly ugly!
Bob | June 21, 2008 at 10:22 am
Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.On “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!
Bob | June 21, 2008 at 10:22 am
Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.On “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!
Timo | June 21, 2008 at 10:24 am
Nice
I have see some pictures on another blog http://www.redtube.to
Rut Roh | June 21, 2008 at 11:30 am
What the hell happened to these people’s faces?
No more late night whiskey for me, it screws up my eye-sight. I can swear these are CHUD people that almost look normal (from a distance).
Randal, you know way too much about American Eagle.
britney's weave | June 21, 2008 at 11:57 am
i don’t think that’s the real randal.
and why is she even wearing underwear? what’s the point.