I don’t really know why I keep posting pics of Shauna Sand. I mean, her only claim to fame is being married to Lorenzo Lamas who hasn’t been relevant since 1996. But then again, she’s wearing a bikini. God, my life is hard.
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YM | May 28, 2009 at 5:58 pm
I want to see that big scabby meatball again. FIrst!
It's Me Fuckers | May 28, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Jesus Christ. That’s quite the ass shot.
Capt Stu | May 28, 2009 at 6:03 pm
And God bless her for doing so.
Candy | May 28, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Man these photos look disgusting.
can’t you post the latest bikini pix of Avril? She looks way hotter.
WEEEEEEEE! | May 28, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Wow that’s a great butt shot. That’s the first shot I’ve seen of her that I actually clicked on. Ugh to the face and monster bolt-on boobies though.
Max Planck | May 28, 2009 at 6:07 pm
If they didn’t fuck there would be a bounty on them.
gosyco | May 28, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Hooker Heels In The Sand
Jimmy Buffet song, right?
Randal | May 28, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Shauna, just wanted to say thanks for sending these to The FISH, loved your book and hope you continue to support your fans. The hat is a great addition to your personal style that many attempt to copy but somehow, just never get it right.
Randal
H.G. Wells | May 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm
It’s like I put Pamela Anderson in my time machine and transported her back 10 years! Cheesy navel ring and all!
cherry | May 28, 2009 at 6:22 pm
She should really get her implants taken out, or replaced with some that are more in proportion with the rest of her. I’m about the same size as her (apart from the boobs) and I can’t even imagine the strain of lugging those things around with me the whole time. They must be so heavy. How do you run or find a comfortable sleeping position with those things inside you?
Famous Plastic | May 28, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I love that she spends more time skanking up the beaches, then with her children. I guess kids don’t like the beach…
Jackson | May 28, 2009 at 6:32 pm
I’d rather see her ass than wide hip fat ass Kim Kardaskank!
p0nk | May 28, 2009 at 6:34 pm
if that hat were just a few sizes larger, she might be fuckable.
me | May 28, 2009 at 6:39 pm
as long as I dont have to look at her freaky (altered by surgery) face she looks good everywhere else.
Pic #4 is amazing……….WOW
Frieda | May 28, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Her ‘tits’ are gross.
Bizarro Randal | May 28, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Shauna, just wanted to thank you for sending this to the Fish so people can beat off while looking at your ass. Furthermore, I was surprised you had a book. I didn’t know you could read and write full sentences. Good for you! I hope you can count beyond 10 as well. The hat… the hat, that hat looks as good as an asshole right on my chin. We at the Fish are collecting donations to buy you a new pair of shoes.
Bizarro Randal
snackmix | May 28, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Heeeeere, piggy piggy piggy….
i m just sayin' | May 28, 2009 at 7:50 pm
We at the Fish are collecting donations to buy you a new pair of shoes.
Bizarro Randal
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Couldn’t have said it any better. Been a reader of Superficial for over 2 years and I do believe these are the only shoes she owns. Honestly, I have never seen her wear any other shoes EVER.
i m just sayin' | May 28, 2009 at 7:51 pm
We at the Fish are collecting donations to buy you a new pair of shoes.
Bizarro Randal
Couldn’t have said it any better. Been a reader of Superficial for over 2 years and I do believe these are the only shoes she owns. Honestly, I have never seen her wear any other shoes EVER.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | May 28, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Gross fake tits are gross.
Zee Brat | May 28, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Man. Scroll back up and imagine that body without the fake tits. Skeleton. Gross. You know you have it bad when a terrible boob job actually improves your body image.
Kelley | May 28, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Her right tit is square-shaped … woops !! I know she only owns one pair of shoes, but on the beach, too ? They are the tackiest things I’ve ever seen …
Zee Brat | May 28, 2009 at 8:16 pm
P.S. That hot Prince of Persia boyfriend she has could do a lot better.
Kelley | May 28, 2009 at 8:16 pm
And I think the lip collagen police need to be called, lol !!
jimbob | May 28, 2009 at 8:26 pm
She has a no-fat, tiny perfect hourglass figure with a really do-able ass. Those fat lips are so kissably perfect and the those wonderful, round, high, firm perfect man-made tits complete a picture of one of the most attractive women I have ever seen in my life. If I saw her in person, I might come in my pants.
She is far and away the most attractive woman I have ever seen.
mikeock | May 28, 2009 at 8:28 pm
From behind, that ass actually looks decent.
Do FreeBird | May 28, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I’d fuck that. Yes I do believe I would.
Venom | May 28, 2009 at 8:49 pm
What is she going to do when she can no longer get child support checks?
John Sampres | May 28, 2009 at 8:59 pm
I love her.
John Sampres | May 28, 2009 at 9:00 pm
I love her.
i call 'em as I see 'em | May 28, 2009 at 9:37 pm
#25, you need to get out more…
seriously.
Beeotch | May 28, 2009 at 9:44 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth
Narcissist | May 28, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Those shoes.
Covering her face with a hat might be a step in the right direction, though.
yuck | May 28, 2009 at 9:56 pm
#32, I agree, pass the pepto bismol…
*wretch*
Pictures of Shauna Sand should be given to induce vomiting…
eeewwwwww | May 28, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Every time I see this chick, I feel the need to wash everything around me, and then cover myself in antibacterial ointment.
GossipQueen | May 28, 2009 at 10:04 pm
OMG…I’d love to do this to some of these douchebags…and so would you!
GossipQueen | May 28, 2009 at 10:06 pm
OMG…I’d love to do this to some of these douchebags…and so would you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gPfQEnnuUk
Danny | May 28, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Really fine looking woman, but why on earth would anyone where those nasty-ass hooker heels to the beach? That’s ridiculous.
Sport | May 28, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Literally the ONLY shoes she owns and wears.
anisa | May 29, 2009 at 12:00 am
honestly. what the F is with the shoes.
IKE | May 29, 2009 at 12:28 am
Now, can we send this SAME photographer after Kim Kardashian?
Randal Lover | May 29, 2009 at 12:32 am
Ah Randal! I hadn’t seen you post in a while! You are the only reason I check the comments! You’re so funny!
gerard vandenberg | May 29, 2009 at 12:57 am
I’m sure we must feel sorry now, folks!!
julia | May 29, 2009 at 1:08 am
I feel sorry for her kids. What a fucking whore
Randy | May 29, 2009 at 1:11 am
I don’t feel sorry for her at all. There is not any kind of reason why we should have to resort to any kind of psychological abuse regarding her appearance.
Don’t be haters…
celebs love me | May 29, 2009 at 1:31 am
I don’t know, her boobs and lips are ridiculous but the rest is pretty hot–it seems like anything she let the surgeons mess with looks awful but altogether a pretty fit girl. Just because she looks a certain way doesn’t mean she’s an asshole.
Valkyrja | May 29, 2009 at 2:19 am
I too, love Randal. He’ s SO out of place.
Some guys like this kind of look. I dont, who cares?
The shoes are so she gets even more attention, I mean that’s pretty damn obvious.
In a few years, when her looks REALLY go down hill, she’ll be just another bad boob job in the low self esteem graveyard.
The boyfriend may be hot, but he has shitty taste.
Galtacticus | May 29, 2009 at 7:08 am
Hola!
Randal's Lover | May 29, 2009 at 7:20 am
#42 I would suggest you get your eyes off my man honey. Bitch.
Gando | May 29, 2009 at 7:47 am
She doesn’t look comfortable with walking on stripperheels on sand.Luckily she has a hold on her boyfriend.