Shauna Sand keeps wearing bikinis

May 28th, 2009 // 81 Comments

I don’t really know why I keep posting pics of Shauna Sand. I mean, her only claim to fame is being married to Lorenzo Lamas who hasn’t been relevant since 1996. But then again, she’s wearing a bikini. God, my life is hard.

Photos: Mavrix
superficial

  1. YM

    I want to see that big scabby meatball again. FIrst!

  2. It's Me Fuckers

    Jesus Christ. That’s quite the ass shot.

  3. Capt Stu

    And God bless her for doing so.

  4. Candy

    Man these photos look disgusting.
    can’t you post the latest bikini pix of Avril? She looks way hotter.

  5. WEEEEEEEE!

    Wow that’s a great butt shot. That’s the first shot I’ve seen of her that I actually clicked on. Ugh to the face and monster bolt-on boobies though.

  6. Max Planck

    If they didn’t fuck there would be a bounty on them.

  7. gosyco

    Hooker Heels In The Sand
    Jimmy Buffet song, right?

  8. Randal

    Shauna, just wanted to say thanks for sending these to The FISH, loved your book and hope you continue to support your fans. The hat is a great addition to your personal style that many attempt to copy but somehow, just never get it right.

    Randal

  9. H.G. Wells

    It’s like I put Pamela Anderson in my time machine and transported her back 10 years! Cheesy navel ring and all!

  10. cherry

    She should really get her implants taken out, or replaced with some that are more in proportion with the rest of her. I’m about the same size as her (apart from the boobs) and I can’t even imagine the strain of lugging those things around with me the whole time. They must be so heavy. How do you run or find a comfortable sleeping position with those things inside you?

  11. I love that she spends more time skanking up the beaches, then with her children. I guess kids don’t like the beach…

  12. Jackson

    I’d rather see her ass than wide hip fat ass Kim Kardaskank!

  13. p0nk

    if that hat were just a few sizes larger, she might be fuckable.

  14. me

    as long as I dont have to look at her freaky (altered by surgery) face she looks good everywhere else.
    Pic #4 is amazing……….WOW

  15. Frieda

    Her ‘tits’ are gross.

  16. Bizarro Randal

    Shauna, just wanted to thank you for sending this to the Fish so people can beat off while looking at your ass. Furthermore, I was surprised you had a book. I didn’t know you could read and write full sentences. Good for you! I hope you can count beyond 10 as well. The hat… the hat, that hat looks as good as an asshole right on my chin. We at the Fish are collecting donations to buy you a new pair of shoes.

    Bizarro Randal

  17. snackmix

    Heeeeere, piggy piggy piggy….

  18. i m just sayin'

    We at the Fish are collecting donations to buy you a new pair of shoes.

    Bizarro Randal
    _____________________________________________________________
    Couldn’t have said it any better. Been a reader of Superficial for over 2 years and I do believe these are the only shoes she owns. Honestly, I have never seen her wear any other shoes EVER.

  19. i m just sayin'

    We at the Fish are collecting donations to buy you a new pair of shoes.

    Bizarro Randal

    Couldn’t have said it any better. Been a reader of Superficial for over 2 years and I do believe these are the only shoes she owns. Honestly, I have never seen her wear any other shoes EVER.

  20. Zee Brat

    Man. Scroll back up and imagine that body without the fake tits. Skeleton. Gross. You know you have it bad when a terrible boob job actually improves your body image.

  21. Kelley

    Her right tit is square-shaped … woops !! I know she only owns one pair of shoes, but on the beach, too ? They are the tackiest things I’ve ever seen …

  22. Zee Brat

    P.S. That hot Prince of Persia boyfriend she has could do a lot better.

  23. Kelley

    And I think the lip collagen police need to be called, lol !!

  24. jimbob

    She has a no-fat, tiny perfect hourglass figure with a really do-able ass. Those fat lips are so kissably perfect and the those wonderful, round, high, firm perfect man-made tits complete a picture of one of the most attractive women I have ever seen in my life. If I saw her in person, I might come in my pants.

    She is far and away the most attractive woman I have ever seen.

  25. mikeock

    From behind, that ass actually looks decent.

  26. Do FreeBird

    I’d fuck that. Yes I do believe I would.

  27. Venom

    What is she going to do when she can no longer get child support checks?

  28. John Sampres

    I love her.

  29. John Sampres

    I love her.

  30. i call 'em as I see 'em

    #25, you need to get out more…
    seriously.

  31. Beeotch

    I think I just threw up in my mouth

  32. Those shoes.

    Covering her face with a hat might be a step in the right direction, though.

  33. yuck

    #32, I agree, pass the pepto bismol…
    *wretch*

    Pictures of Shauna Sand should be given to induce vomiting…

  34. eeewwwwww

    Every time I see this chick, I feel the need to wash everything around me, and then cover myself in antibacterial ointment.

  35. OMG…I’d love to do this to some of these douchebags…and so would you!

  36. OMG…I’d love to do this to some of these douchebags…and so would you!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gPfQEnnuUk

  37. Danny

    Really fine looking woman, but why on earth would anyone where those nasty-ass hooker heels to the beach? That’s ridiculous.

  38. Sport

    Literally the ONLY shoes she owns and wears.

  39. anisa

    honestly. what the F is with the shoes.

  40. IKE

    Now, can we send this SAME photographer after Kim Kardashian?

  41. Randal Lover

    Ah Randal! I hadn’t seen you post in a while! You are the only reason I check the comments! You’re so funny!

  42. I’m sure we must feel sorry now, folks!!

  43. julia

    I feel sorry for her kids. What a fucking whore

  44. I don’t feel sorry for her at all. There is not any kind of reason why we should have to resort to any kind of psychological abuse regarding her appearance.

    Don’t be haters…

  45. celebs love me

    I don’t know, her boobs and lips are ridiculous but the rest is pretty hot–it seems like anything she let the surgeons mess with looks awful but altogether a pretty fit girl. Just because she looks a certain way doesn’t mean she’s an asshole.

  46. Valkyrja

    I too, love Randal. He’ s SO out of place.

    Some guys like this kind of look. I dont, who cares?

    The shoes are so she gets even more attention, I mean that’s pretty damn obvious.

    In a few years, when her looks REALLY go down hill, she’ll be just another bad boob job in the low self esteem graveyard.

    The boyfriend may be hot, but he has shitty taste.

  47. Galtacticus

    Hola!

  48. Randal's Lover

    #42 I would suggest you get your eyes off my man honey. Bitch.

  49. Gando

    She doesn’t look comfortable with walking on stripperheels on sand.Luckily she has a hold on her boyfriend.

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