Here’s Shauna Sand on Miami Beach giving the most seductive look I’ve ever seen on any woman. How do you resist that? Sure, humping a lawn chair would probably feel exactly the same and require way less effort, but never underestimate the beauty of a permanent Spock eyebrow which you’ll now notice in every single shot. You’re welcome.
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Goddamnit those same fucking lucite heels. And in sand again no less.
EVEN DOLLY PARTON LOOK REAL COMPARED TO THIS………………………………
………………………….PLASTIC BEAST, folks!!
wow… how hot is her man?!
I wouldn’t hit that with your dick and him pushin’…
I first thought I saw the Goodrich blimp! I’d seriously investigate whether she’s either or. Everything is oh…so…fake on her. Thank God she wouldn’t drown with those helium bags of joy. Now, with her face down in the sand and luring ASS in the air, I’d disable her, permanently, with my God-gifted tool. As long as she never was a “he”. In the rearview pictures, it that her crack? Another reason why I wonder…
You should have seen her nipples they look like sad basset hounds.
There are monkeys in India that won’t masturbate to her .
i think she has nice legs, but from the legs up NASTY
It looks like she put the fake lashes on with krazy glue and overdid it, then followed up by liberally applying new Preparation H lip gloss. I’m not saying that has anything to do with the hair color unless it does, in which case I am.
Nice to see that Playboy Barbie comes with removable shoes — I was starting to think they were permanently attached. Other styles sold separately. Maybe she finally figured out that the only thing high heels on sand (har) gets you is two sprained ankles, which is definitely not the ‘in’ look for ’09.
She looks like re-inflated road kill!
or the contence of dog food in its original form?
Good lord that woman is a living example of bad cliches
dyed bleach blonde hair
belly ring
ankle tattoo
fake books
bad plastic surgery
All we need now is a splat tat and the image will be complete
She’s got tampons in her bathroom trash basket older than that guy she’s sucking on
She’s got used
tampons in her bathroom trash basket older than that guy she’s sucking on
those are some dick-sucking lips, i do believe.
@ 12: EWWWW!
What? Did the recesession end? Why aren’t you working on weekends Fish?
Didn’t that super-douche Lorenzo Lame-ass have a show where he judged women on their beauty? I guess those TV standards don’t apply to his personal life. This chick is a MONSTER and she appears to be about 90 years old!
the question is: is a man o woman ?
REALMENTE MUY FEA!!!
the question is: is a man o woman ?
REALMENTE MUY FEA!!!
the question is: is a man o woman ?
REALMENTE MUY FEA!!!
FUGLY FACE
i’d still ram my cock down her throat until she was blue in the face
Seriously, who the fuck is this bitch? Why is she consistantly getting coverage? She’s a fucking nightmare to look at.
LOOKIN GOOD SWEETIE
Why do so many implants look like skin-covered basketballs glued to women’s chest walls? They pop out with no slope. It’s so fake-looking
This is the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen trying to look glamorous and just looking pathetic.
Why do so many implants look like skin-covered basketballs glued to women’s chest walls? They pop out with no slope. It’s so fake-looking
This is the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen trying to look glamorous and just looking pathetic.
I dont care what anyone says about her… i think she has an amazing ass… i’d love to bite that.
Gee, you guys can be rather harsh towards a woman. In that case, I am glad that I stopped aging at what must be a woman’s prime of “21″.
In old pictures, this woman was cute. Nice body, pretty face . . . lips: fine.
Now?
Yikes.
Women with pretty faces get aggressive facial plastic surgery thinking it will keep them looking young, when all it does is make them look plastic and freakish. Or stretched and freakish (a la Nicole Kidman).
Aging gracefully can be accomplished! coughcoughHelenMirrencoughcough
She looks like a tran-sexual…
She does NOT “look good for having 3 kids”. She looks disgusting and fake. She is the exactly what you DON’T want anyone you care about to look like! What must her mind be like? What ever happened to aging gracefully? Someone needs to tell her that she is still going to have a birthday every year in spite of how much she spends on a plastic surgeon! Does noone love this poor sick creature?
She does NOT “look good for having 3 kids”. She looks disgusting and fake. She is the exactly what you DON’T want anyone you care about to look like! What must her mind be like? What ever happened to aging gracefully? Someone needs to tell her that she is still going to have a birthday every year in spite of how much she spends on a plastic surgeon! Does noone love this poor sick creature?
Enough with them goddam shoes already…Hey Bitch, don’t you have any money left? Surely your ugly, fake ass has 10$ to go to Payless and get another pair of fucking shoes!
Shit, ask that fag you’re sucking face with, maybe when he pays for your services tonight, he’ll throw in an extra $1.50, and you can add it to the$10 and get a really good pair. Now DO NOT GET CLEAR PLASTIC HOOKER SHOES!
Ok, thanks
nasty
What type of image is this woman portraying to her 3 daughters? So sad & pathetic. I do remember when she was really pretty, but now, eeeew!
That guy has to be cringing with pain inside.
There’s a voice trying to pull him away, saying “This isn’t ten years ago…this isn’t where you want to be…don’t let the camera see your face…RUN! RUN!!!”.
@12 – http://www.realnipples.com/archives/shauna-sand-nipple-slip/
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHgghhhhgurgledie.
I saw Notorious earlier and this killed my Naturi Naughton buzz. And my stomach is on the wall.
Luv the lucite stripper heels in the sand! That’s what everyone wears to the beach right?
she looks like a sad fish.
Wow, Alexis Arquette has really let “herself” go!
Holy crap, is that the ONLY pair of shoes she owns? Somebody buy her a pair of freekin’ flip flops!!
Wow… she’s STILL using that stupid pair of shoes… are they undestructible?
If those lips were wrapped around my dick and I was squeezing them titties, I wouldn’t give a shit what her eyebrow(s) looked like.
Who’s with me on that?
(sound of crickets chirping)
I dont even KNOW you and I know you can do better!
I wouldn’t tap that with YOUR ass!
so vile
donnatella versace pam anderson
all the same
leather tits leather faces
old before their time
over inflated platypus lips
deformed bags stuffed into their tiny chests
ugly skinny legs
taoots
bleached hair – fried
looks like a bad trannie
so sad
so vile
donnatella versace pam anderson
all the same
leather tits leather faces
old before their time
over inflated platypus lips
deformed bags stuffed into their tiny chests
ugly skinny legs
taoots
bleached hair – fried
looks like a bad trannie
so sad
I just wonder how much she’s having to pay that gay dude to pretend he’s actually into her old, wrinkled ass.
They are sinners transsexual porn star, destined to an eternity of suffering in my develop a torture chamber.