Here’s Shauna Sand on Miami Beach giving the most seductive look I’ve ever seen on any woman. How do you resist that? Sure, humping a lawn chair would probably feel exactly the same and require way less effort, but never underestimate the beauty of a permanent Spock eyebrow which you’ll now notice in every single shot. You’re welcome.
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Pumper | January 24, 2009 at 2:03 pm
First First First
fl | January 24, 2009 at 2:03 pm
God, she is foul.
Kelley | January 24, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Well, she looks good for having had three kids but she USED to have real tits … not so anymore !!
Ill | January 24, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Which has more filler for their respective size? Her lips or breasts?
First H8er | January 24, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Hey Pumper,
Stop saying first, its not cool, you douchebag.
CaptainMorgan | January 24, 2009 at 2:11 pm
The eyes and lips are bad. Put a bag on it and turn off the lights…the rest is good and very pokable.
BTW, does she only own ONE pair of shoes?
Miley Cyrus | January 24, 2009 at 2:12 pm
When did Shauna Sand and my Daddy start dating? Did I miss that syory?
Miley Cyrus | January 24, 2009 at 2:14 pm
*story*
PS – my Mom is going to pissed when she finds out!!!
Margo | January 24, 2009 at 2:17 pm
She looks like that Donatella Versace lady in the making……give her 2 more years and she will be her beef jerky twin
matilda jeffries | January 24, 2009 at 2:19 pm
omg love her see-through stripper heelz.
lawdozer.
Ein | January 24, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Depressed zombie I say.
Jodi | January 24, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I take it you haven’t seen Sand’s “peculiar” nipples:
http://www.realnipples.com/archives/shauna-sand-nipple-slip/
^Jodi.
Adam | January 24, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Does this chick only have that one pair of lucite, hooker heels? Every picture of her, in every season…she is wearing them! 6 inch platform heels on the sand?? Lame!
OnlyGayEskimo | January 24, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I can totally see her penis in picture #5.
I know tranny’s who are so much more natural than Ms Sand here. She needs to take lessons on how to look and act like a woman when everyone know’s you’re a man.
carlos | January 24, 2009 at 2:39 pm
She has charming eyes and nice boobs!!! Wannt meet and kiss charming girls like her!! +++ Agelessmate.c o m +++ is just the place where what you meet can exceed your wild imagination!! u have nothing to lose to check it!!LOL
WTB | January 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm
So…that’s a guy, right?
Randal the 2nd | January 24, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I say work the stripper heels girl! You can never do wrong in my mind. Everything you touch turns into gold. Keep up the wonderful work Shauna and always remember to keep your head high.
Randal the 2nd
Kick Rocks | January 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I can’t figure out if she’s 74 or 24 years old….
timmy the dying boy | January 24, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Her ass is kinda nice, but those honkers look like they’re filled with concrete.
Dominick | January 24, 2009 at 3:17 pm
MASSIVE camel toe.
Pathetic Worm | January 24, 2009 at 3:25 pm
This lady does indeed appear to have a permanent Spock eyebrow.
Fascinating.
sarah | January 24, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Who the hell is Shauna Sand?
Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Nigga at a time | January 24, 2009 at 3:29 pm
How much did this dude spend to look like a plastic cunt? Probably less than Obama is going to spend creating 1 job.
Pathetic Worm | January 24, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Paris Hilton from the future is so bright, everyone ought to wear shades.
Errol Flynn | January 24, 2009 at 3:43 pm
The fact that someone holds her hand and appreciates her is distressing. Nobody should support plastic surgery at that level. Clearly, in her case, allowing her to spend that amount of $ on plastic surgery is like giving a monkey a machine gun…….
fraulein | January 24, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Why would someone get a tattoo on their leg? That weird dark band shortens the appearance of her leg. Tattoos are soooo gross. They always fade and end up looking tacky.
EuroNeckPain | January 24, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Her surgeon made a mistake and stuck her ass on her chest.
Man, people of the future will think we were totally crazy, when the bleached hair / bloated lips / 50-year-old-mother-of-10 breasts coupled with no-ass-no-hips will be TOTALLY out of fashion. It might happen sooner than we think.
Strangely, these days, I find women with thin lips very attractive. Thin lips were valued when I was a child. I don’t know what happened, why everyone suddently decided that fat lips were sexier.
NEVER BACK DOWN MAN | January 24, 2009 at 4:22 pm
FIRST
John Graham | January 24, 2009 at 4:30 pm
These shots aren’t clear. Where’s the socket you use to inflate her?
Billy Ray Cyrus | January 24, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Oh Dear God ! Dear Mr. Fishguy, please place a warning label on the header of your page when you’re going to show photos like that. Miley just about swallowed her Skoal when she saw them. Thank you..
joanna | January 24, 2009 at 4:50 pm
who the hell is she?
oh boy... | January 24, 2009 at 5:04 pm
haha. hilarious but sad at the same time. i don’t think she realizes how desperate she looks. she must think shes the hottest thing. lol
evil cat | January 24, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I’m sure she’s a very nice person
Lorenzo | January 24, 2009 at 5:12 pm
$10?
God, creator of Satan | January 24, 2009 at 5:12 pm
They are transgender porn star sinners, destined for an eternity of suffering in my elaborate torture chamber.
In infinite benevolence,
God
1moreidiotintheworld | January 24, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Wont be long til her tits are at her waist and her bottom lip is where her tits used to be……………
french fry | January 24, 2009 at 5:29 pm
with all that cocaine you too can be this thin
muppet | January 24, 2009 at 5:59 pm
She looks like the Janis from the Muppets:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/Janice-MuppetsTV.png
i m just sayin' | January 24, 2009 at 6:25 pm
she wears the EXACT SAME SHOES IN EVERY PICTURE!!!
brad pitt | January 24, 2009 at 6:40 pm
OMG! She is the MOST BEAUTIFUL woman I have ever seen! TOo bad she is so fat…..
frankinfish | January 24, 2009 at 6:49 pm
damn shame…
15 years ago she was one of the hottest playmates playboy had ever had, now she’s tried too hard with the facelifts/botox and made herself look much worse than she would’ve had she just aged naturally and just kept fit.
dontlooknow | January 24, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Who the hell is this broad?
noona | January 24, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Her momma told her “you may never learn to read but you need to know how to fake your own signature. You’ll need that if you’d ever want to redo yourself as an ugly dude”
Expert on Everything | January 24, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I hate this hag! what a skank! what could she possibly raise in her 3 kids? ick. she is the ultimate street brush loser attention whore! i see skanks like this in vegas desperate for attention cuz daddy didn’t stick around so now all us women have to bring up the rear once again and begin the process of garnering respect. I taught my nephew
Nor Cal | January 24, 2009 at 7:48 pm
so text book remedially catering to mens weakness to looks at bimbosity -someone, anyone who knows this skank, please forward this post over to her and have her relish in the hatred we all have for her. wow girl, your frikin lorenzo lamas’ ex-skank. quite the accomplishment. you MUST be the biggest loser on this entire site. she makes me long for heidy montag. gee, i wonder if the guy she’s with is the one who has naked pix of her children. gee, i wonder if he really cherishes her or respects her?
Boinker | January 24, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Horrible, horrible person. I’d rather fuck an elf than her. (And not the sexy kind of elf but the gnome kind of elf.)
Amy | January 24, 2009 at 9:49 pm
YOU KNOW THOSE NASTY SHOES STINK…ITS ALL SHE WEARS…OMG- I AM SICK OF THESE STUPID PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD. she just needs to accidentally fall off the face of the earth.. oops did i just say that ???
Amy | January 24, 2009 at 9:50 pm
YOU KNOW THOSE NASTY SHOES STINK…ITS ALL SHE WEARS…OMG- I AM SICK OF THESE STUPID PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD. she just needs to accidentally fall off the face of the earth.. oops did i just say that ???
Ripper | January 24, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Seriously lady, what the fuck?
debisis | January 24, 2009 at 9:51 pm
so true #27. people of the future will look at us like we look at the 18th century today…then again those folks weren’t at as bad. the sign of the times can be pretty embarassing!