Shauna Sand was spotted leaving Cecconi’s in West Hollywood wearing, well, this. Look, I don’t want to say Shauna Sand is the classiest person in history, but I think we can all agree that she is. The only way she could be any more classy is if she was made out of tuxedos and diamonds. And wearing a top hat.
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Her nipples look like there about ready to drop off being gnarled and looking like bad pork rinds. That reminds me not to order the Pizza Hut pepperoni super pizza for dinner, I think I’ll throw up.
Bitch, get some new shoes. So tired of seeing your tranny ass wearing the same old, tacky lucite stripper heels. Enough!!!
Those poor guys lining up on the right for some Cougar action have no idea that what awaits them to the left of the post is nastier than Shauna and needs more photoshop stat!
How about instituting a moratorium of Sauna Sand posts. Like maybe until she gets a new pair of shoes? That would be noteworthy.
ok bye
Damn, Superficial, I just hurled my eggs and toast onto my keyboard. First the Tori Spelling monstrosity and now this. I thought you were all about the Beautiful People? Not these diarrhea-on-a-stick revulsions.
If she is going for the stripper look, I think she arrived. She wears those shoes over and over. Someone get her a pole! Her “ex” (L.L). husband was right when he called her a whore.
1. Change your shoes.. you look bad!
2. Not all publicity is good publicity sweetie.
3. He looks like her gay best friend. Someone has a fag hag!
She would be totally hot if she ditch the hore makeup, hore shoes, hore dress, and presented herself as a normal chick. but instead she looks like some body that is trying to hold on her youth and thinks dressing and looking that way makes her significant.
But if there is one thing you can change on her is buy a different pair of shoes, that is the only pair of she owns!!!!!
#31 – LOL! Good one! Mickey Rourke and the Elephant Man.
Is that John Abraham she’s with?
who’s dis ho?
That body is a full time job. I sure hope that someone appreciates it.
She disgusting. She looks like the blow up doll version of the “Crypt Keeper” dude/girl from the “Tales From The Crypt” movie.
What’s that guy doing with that 2000 year old fossil?
That whore was wearing the same dress in white while eating ice cream with her girls on the weekend.
I hope they’re in a convertible, so he can pull an Isadora Duncan with that scarf. Douchebag.
omg that guy is so HOTTT ai ai ai ai sizzle sizzle
i want to lick him
I still don’t know who Shauna Sand is or what she’s famous for…
These people pretend they are beginning to seem normal. See the Elephant Man was born in the wrong century. He must be a god now. Or, Mickey Rourke.