Shauna Sand was spotted leaving Cecconi’s in West Hollywood wearing, well, this. Look, I don’t want to say Shauna Sand is the classiest person in history, but I think we can all agree that she is. The only way she could be any more classy is if she was made out of tuxedos and diamonds. And wearing a top hat.
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schoppa | April 14, 2009 at 11:58 pm
eww
Jazz | April 15, 2009 at 12:03 am
that guy has the longest scarf evar
good eye | April 15, 2009 at 12:03 am
Nice nips in the last picture
polly | April 15, 2009 at 12:04 am
Does this skank own any other shoes??!!! I am sick to death of seeing these things on her feet!!!!!!!!!
phineas q. | April 15, 2009 at 12:09 am
This is what Randal Sandell’s bride will be wearing on her wedding day.
Elaine | April 15, 2009 at 12:10 am
So if I literally have peroxide hair, giant fake tits, I can have the ugliest face in the world?
Deva | April 15, 2009 at 12:12 am
She reminds me of Goldie Hawn in “Death Becomes Her”. She looks like she’s about to crack apart.
manda | April 15, 2009 at 12:18 am
Dude, going out in lingerie in public is not cool. And these pics are totally NSFW
Frank Lucas' Bitch | April 15, 2009 at 12:18 am
WTF!!!!!!!!!!! Those shoes again?!?!?!? This is revolting, she’s a puked up jizzed on disgusting whore! I hope she just goes away, honestly, this is just sad.
Van | April 15, 2009 at 12:19 am
That guy beside her…who is that luscious creature?
Too bad he’s not only infested with all STDs known to man from accessing her cavernous twat, but a complete disgusting idiot to even be standing in a 10 mile radius of that bio hazardous skank.
He’s nice to look at, though.
Andrea | April 15, 2009 at 12:19 am
Uh, you can totally see her nipples in every picture. WHERE ARE THE STARS?!
angry face | April 15, 2009 at 12:50 am
Doesnt she have kids? How old are they? OMG what if they sees these pics? Even if they are young now, what if they see them when the get older? how embarasing. :( She makes me so sad.
Jordana | April 15, 2009 at 12:51 am
Her hair extensions are the best-looking fake thing about her!
more hair extensions: http://www.jordanalorraine.com
gerard Vandenberg | April 15, 2009 at 12:52 am
you want us to call “BILL THE FIREMARSHALL”, folks?
WOW | April 15, 2009 at 1:24 am
If I was this bitch, I would shun myself from society to protect humanity. That face is actually offensive. Those lips. HOW IS THAT ALLOWED.
You really have to question society when someone actually desires to look like this and surgically alters their face–which was once natural at a time (whaa?)–to look like a disfigured mannequin.
Who is this!? I don’t even want to waste my time wikipedia-ing.
Why are people even photographing her?? Is it because she is the epitome of an LA vision, plastic surgery obsession gone wrong?
Don’t even answer me. Because I could care less, “this” has got to stop, America.
Darth | April 15, 2009 at 1:41 am
Boolaho!
Rhialto | April 15, 2009 at 1:45 am
Wow! Nice nipples!
Narcissist | April 15, 2009 at 2:20 am
Hey, new shoes! They set off all her timeless features.
ur stupid | April 15, 2009 at 2:56 am
What the hell? SAME damed joke. I swear I’ve read this before. Write something new or are you running out of ideas??
Frito | April 15, 2009 at 2:56 am
Seriously, who finds this B attractive? Blonde hair, big lips, and gigantic tits, very original. Just your run of the mill pornstar.
Frito | April 15, 2009 at 2:57 am
Seriously, who finds this B attractive? Blonde hair, big lips, and gigantic tits, very original. Just your run of the mill pornstar.
Frito | April 15, 2009 at 2:57 am
Seriously, who finds this B attractive? Blonde hair, big lips, and gigantic tits, very original. Just your run of the mill pornstar.
centro | April 15, 2009 at 3:19 am
But who is she?
blah | April 15, 2009 at 4:00 am
She’s like a really busted up version of Gisele Bündchen.
Narcissist | April 15, 2009 at 4:42 am
You know this “The Cougar” ad they’re showing right now? That gals pretty cute in every pic I’ve seen of her…EXCEPT the one they used over to the left, the one they’re promoting the show with. Looks like a wig and a girdle or something. DESPERATE.
liz4sale | April 15, 2009 at 4:57 am
ooohh myyyyyyyy. what a beautiful man she’s with. if crusty skanks like her are getting guys like that than wtf am i doing wrong??? i hope he’s not hittin that…
Tammy | April 15, 2009 at 5:20 am
Her big claim to fame is that she is the ex wife of Lorenzo Lamas, who was in Falcon Crest and the SnakeEater movies. She’s gross, and yes she does have kids who are still in elementary school. Gah, don’t these places that she goes have dress codes or anything, how bout a No Shoes, No Shirt, No Skanks, No Service policy!!!
RichPort's Ghost | April 15, 2009 at 5:23 am
These 2 just exude class.
Mike Walker | April 15, 2009 at 5:52 am
Dude looks like he’s sucked copious amounts of cock.
Kitty | April 15, 2009 at 6:23 am
I think her left nipple is attempting to run away.
mikeock | April 15, 2009 at 7:31 am
It’s getting so that these fake-face people are starting to look normal. Looks like The Elephant Man was born in the wrong century. He’d be a god now. Or Mickey Rourke.
Sean | April 15, 2009 at 7:35 am
She looks like a post-op tranny. A perfect example of too much plastic surgery. I think if I jumped on her, her huge water bag tits would explode. They look hard!!
M | April 15, 2009 at 7:41 am
Dear lord. Paparazzi need to stop encouraging her for the sake of her poor children!
yuck | April 15, 2009 at 7:56 am
Nice to see she dragged out the ole’ lucite stripper heels to complete that gorgeous ensemble.
The guy is gorgeous- what’s he doing with an old hag butter face like her??? Ohhh yeah- she has money.
Dice | April 15, 2009 at 8:06 am
@Jazz That’s not a scarf. That is what remains of John Mayer’s mankini.
ifuseekamy | April 15, 2009 at 8:16 am
She’s a nasty skank but her arm candy is FINE!!!
Jeezy | April 15, 2009 at 8:23 am
She has a great plastic surgeon…
BARF!
Joana | April 15, 2009 at 8:25 am
Seriously?… You find that guy hot? What did he wash his hair with, baby oil?
plowe | April 15, 2009 at 8:43 am
She’s doing fine if her level of class snags her a super hot guy like that!
Fashion Trends | April 15, 2009 at 8:47 am
@4 – She has feet?
jop | April 15, 2009 at 8:57 am
Two utter douchebags.
RichPort's Ghost | April 15, 2009 at 8:59 am
Say what you want about Silicon Valley here, but she looks way more fuckable than “the Cougar” chick.
Pilatunes | April 15, 2009 at 9:23 am
Shauna Sand was actually sort of decent looking a decade or so ago. Hard to believe, I know. Now she is revolting. Even more revolting when she’s dressed like this…and hanging out with this greasy looking motherfucker.
Vally | April 15, 2009 at 9:40 am
I checked out a labor and delivery VHS tape from the library when I was pregnant 6 years ago. Anyhoo, there they were, Lorenzo Llama & this penis rag pathetically offering THEY’RE input on child birth. She looked hella more normal than this, but trying to pontificate about children in any way and ending up this way is criminal. The abuse their children must endure at school over the skankosity of this worse than a vegas hooker standing on a street corner in black town. I wish I attended their school so I myself can berade the DNA of such a master of vomit inducing desperation to be looked at cuz daddy didn’t pay any attention to anything classy she had to offer, just “her tits and ass please” he said to her before making an unhonest woman out of her at age 5. Just watched Grease with Lorenzo in it playing the exact douch bag he is in real life with his football helmet stuck to his foot. SHOOT BOTH OF THESE BAGS OF DOG SHIT AND LOR.LAM FOR MULTIPLYING THE SPAWN OF BIMBO SKANK HOOKER-NESS!
Rough Daddy | April 15, 2009 at 9:50 am
She gave the garder belt the night off,,,now if i deposit a few single to her cleaves would i be wrong?
MJ | April 15, 2009 at 10:01 am
@26 He is hitting that.. litteraly. Isn’t that her on of man who beats her all the time?
Chris | April 15, 2009 at 10:13 am
Come on! Please STOP posting this Butt Ugly woman.
Frank N Stein | April 15, 2009 at 10:28 am
When you get Lamased, you never recover.
Max Planck | April 15, 2009 at 10:47 am
All this…and cigarettes too!
Sport | April 15, 2009 at 10:57 am
Someone please buy her a second pair of shoes.
These two are the epitome of class (and Hollywood.)