Shauna Sand posted a video online today (After the jump) where she reveals she’s hawking her personal shit on eBay tomorrow. Everything from heels to swimsuits to personally autographed photos that if somebody ever gave me as a gift, I’d have the legal right to shoot them in the pancreas. Mom.
Thanks to Ryan who wonders how you set your eBay Alerts to “Warn me if she sells her tits.” (That should really be an option.)
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aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh | October 22, 2009 at 6:46 pm
1st baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul | October 22, 2009 at 6:47 pm
What an actress!
Related: Bitch can read?!
fetus_mcnuggets | October 22, 2009 at 6:48 pm
i will never understand white ppl …
She's a nutcase & a whore | October 22, 2009 at 6:54 pm
She ought to auction that mask she’s wearing. Oops, sorry, that’s her face…
Dude | October 22, 2009 at 6:54 pm
That’s actually Marlon Wayans.
Dave Mustaine | October 22, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Clutch that Marlboro pack nicotine breath.
She probably farts “Marlboro” smoke donuts out of her old fossil ass.
Turkey Waddle | October 22, 2009 at 6:59 pm
She used to be so gorgeous. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Her lips were fine before. I don’t understand the lip plumping shit.
Damian | October 22, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Will she be auctioning off those huge lucite heels that she had been wearing EVERYWEAR to give us the illusion she was a taller tramp than she already was??? HAH!
******KrazyHotKelli********** | October 22, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Thiz bitch wizhez zhe waz az hot az me.
hamper_lint | October 22, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Ok, I could deal with the bleached hair, the fake boobs and even the lucite heels … the pack of cigarettes really scream class !
Roman Polanski | October 22, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Is she auctoining off the panties she wore when she seduced her 18 year old stepson?
That’s a little warped, even for Woody Allen or Roman Polanski.
spudz mackenzie | October 22, 2009 at 7:11 pm
She smokes Marlboro’s like a man’s man. How the hell doesn’t her face burst into flames and melt off? I’d imagine putting an open flame near any part of her is a major fire hazard.
wet newspaper | October 22, 2009 at 7:27 pm
wow, she’s pure class! i can’t decide what i like most about these photos. it’s a battle between the beef jerky fake tan and the pack of marlboro’s.
als10point@chartermi.net | October 22, 2009 at 7:33 pm
The friend is mine… Shauna can keep her fat, cig smellin’ lips to herself.
als10point | October 22, 2009 at 7:34 pm
The friend is mine… Shauna can keep her fat, cig smellin’ lips to herself.
Humpinfrog | October 22, 2009 at 7:35 pm
I hope she auctions off that ankle tatoo. I’ve always wanted that lamp from the, “Christmas Story”. Maybe Santa does make wishes come true. I’ll bring the saw baby, let’s roll!
By the way, don’t worry about the shipping and handling. I’ll bring the butchers wrap and meet you in that cheesy hotel room. I’m a giver.
Taz | October 22, 2009 at 8:05 pm
No thank you!
Kelsey | October 22, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Wow, she’s so very enthusiastic! That was hilarious.
Pet Society Help | October 22, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Could hardly hear a thing she said but then again was too busy staring at her tits.
JT | October 22, 2009 at 8:57 pm
On a related note:
Stripper Warehouse is back in business do to a special Shauna Sand bailout! Sluts, whores and desparate mid 30′s divorcees come in for a special discount!
Kelley | October 22, 2009 at 9:15 pm
What, if any, part of this girl is real ? Not that it matters … looks like she actually bought a new pair of stripper heals and ditched the clear ones for the night. Whatever.
free porn you tubes | October 22, 2009 at 9:23 pm
ZOMG!!!!1
I must take part in such an amazing opportunity to purchase some random whores used junk!!
So how much are her lips going for? I’m making a daffy duck costume for Halloween and they would complete my home-made mask.
Laura | October 22, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Is it just my imagination or is she looking more and more like a blowup doll every day? I am certain that soon she will have so much collagen in those puppies they will be in a permanent O shape. Then the transformation will be complete. I am no psychologist but doesn’t that suggest something a tad sad about this girl? Like maybe she can only see herself as a sex object or something? Just sayin…
Shani | October 22, 2009 at 9:53 pm
i’m pretty sure its safe to say…..She Aint Got No Alibi!!
I would | October 23, 2009 at 12:15 am
Suck her toes…for sure.
soahc | October 23, 2009 at 12:16 am
I would fuck this skank five ways to nowhore.
dee cee | October 23, 2009 at 12:24 am
…everyone looks better standing next to her.. EVERYONE
http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 23, 2009 at 12:50 am
My penis would have to be pretty desperate to persuade me to stick it in this walking cartoon.
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autism | October 23, 2009 at 3:04 am
She is looking very sexy with those high heels . Really nice figure. I think she is capable enough to arouse anybody . Thanks.
Turd the third | October 23, 2009 at 7:58 am
Geeze, those are two ugly chicks trying to look pretty. Her lips are just so gross, I image they will look just wonderful when she is 70. It kind of looks like her tits are connected to her lips somehow internally. I have a hard time believing that she can look in the mirror before she goes out and is happy with what she sees. She looks closer to a circus clown than that of even a well used, slightly abused, high mileage peeler.
And her friend, that has to be one of the ugliest mutt face in all of hollywood. She must have run hard into a closed door when she was young…
Enough of these two, I wouldn’t even buy her used panties at the auction!
Alex | October 23, 2009 at 9:00 am
“I’m sending you lots of kisses, love, and more kisses.”
EEEEEEWWWWWW! Seriously, she’s dis-gus-ting. An that was before I knew she smoked. Talk about gross.
And aside from that, I think this is the worst promo video I have ever seen. How lame.
Deacon Jones | October 23, 2009 at 9:17 am
Does that make me a pervert if I contemplating buying her panty hoses to jerk off to?
havoc | October 23, 2009 at 9:39 am
I stopped staring at her tits long enough to notice that her upper lip doesn’t move when she talks.
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Sport | October 23, 2009 at 10:58 am
Its called a SKANK #3, they come in all colors you dumbfuck.
Elle | October 23, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Trying to imagine her w/out the fake tits and stripper shoes…is there anything left of her that’s not 100% fucked up and fugly?
To Fish: Please stop posting CENTAURUS’ photos, they scare my husband !!!
Heidi | October 23, 2009 at 12:54 pm
It’s got to be asked….Do the items she’s selling come with a warning: WARNING: this item may or may not contain herpes, AIDS, HIV, Hepatitis A – Z, syphaliss, the clap, crabs, and any other STD that hasn’t been discovered yet that resides on Ms. Sands.
I mean, it’d be false advertising not to warn us, right?
Dance_across_water | October 23, 2009 at 1:34 pm
she is so gross. *shivers*
cc | October 23, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Geez, how did she manage that? Her friend is as stank as she is. That must have taken some real excavating, er, searching.
meh | October 23, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I’d hit the one on the right. Don’t judge me.
josh | October 23, 2009 at 2:32 pm
This women is unbelievably ugly :(
jessica | October 23, 2009 at 2:33 pm
She has the face of Donna Versace and the voice of Paris Hilton. Match made in heaven!
Sauron | October 23, 2009 at 3:18 pm
I’ve always wondered what $20 bucks whores look like.
Nero | October 23, 2009 at 3:25 pm
The last one doesn’t look more worth than $10 bucks though.
Darth | October 23, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Sine when is the Hollywood Walk of Fame a street corner?!
cc | October 23, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Sauron and Nero, $20 and $10? Maybe if you are counting the price of a drink or two. Otherwise this is a “club is closing in 15 minutes and what options do I have?” chick…not a pay for play.
Extenze | October 24, 2009 at 5:10 am
i will never understand white ppl …
SNS | October 24, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Oh lordy…if you look on the eBay site at #123, those shoes are NASTY! It looks like she wore them after every spray tan appointment. YUCK!
Imagination | October 26, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Ad man: “Here’s $20, baby.”
Shauna: “You want me to do you here?”
Ad man: “No, baby! I’m from Altria. That’s product placement money. You suck on those, not me.”
Shauna: “Oh! OK!”
justcams | October 27, 2009 at 9:46 am
This the trick wen you have no money(sell )