Shauna Sand in a bikini and other news

March 22nd, 2010 // 70 Comments

- Jennifer Love Hewitt and the first time I read the words “cum dust.” [Dlisted]

- Avril Lavigne and Deryk Whibley makes some bad decisions together. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jake Gyllenhaal beats women? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Betty White is going to fuck Jesse James up. [PopEater]

- Audrina Patridge sucking on a popsicle. [HollywoodTuna]

- John Malkovich, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! [TheFABlife]

- Ke$ha forced to apologize to Justin Bieber. [StarPulse]

- Alexander Skarsgard in the latest True Blood Season 3 preview. [Just Jared]

- Christie Brinkley’s ex is a kind of a dickhead. [Celebslam]

- Jessica Alba in short shorts. [The Blemish]

- Jennifer Aniston is box-office poison. [PopSugar]

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  1. Dan Montana

    Im surprise she doesn t ride the seedoo with her stupid shoes..what a bimbo!

  2. Jen

    #13 her face looks like it might break from her efforts to smile *gag*

  3. jooble

    Duck lips?

    Silicon sacks?

    Burn tan?

    Fuck me heels?

    Chemically melted hair?

    Check.

    Looks like someone lost their real doll.

    But damn, she does have a gorgeous figure – kind of helps distract from the whole “I’m a shell of a former human being” whore look.

  4. Deacon Jones

    I watched her sex tape on youjizz and was VERY disappointed. And I thought that stuck up doctor’s daughter I banged in high school was a lame fuck…fucking board people, I barely ejectile came, it was more of a dribble.

  5. GioNYC

    Who the fuck is tapping THAT????????? i would not even be caught walking with her on the street.

  6. Alli

    She’s doin somethin right if she’s got a fella like that! He’s fit as fuck. YES I WUD!!

  7. havoc

    She’s still one of those 2 a.m., last call, want to go back to my place chicks that women find disgusting, but your buddies are like Hell Yeah!!!

    .

  8. mikeybikey

    id hit it

  9. Peter Griffin says...

    SHE’S STILL WEARING THOSE FUCKING STRIPPER HEELS???? CHRIST!!

    She was in Superficial pictures back in 2006 wearing those same God Damn shoes!!

    Get some new shoes WHORE!!!

  10. elephantman

    Maqn o man! I saw the movie she did! I would just love to have a couple of hours with her! Call her all the names you want, she is still fucking HOT! In fact I think I would marry her, god she gives great blow jobs! I seen IT! Oh and by the way “FUCK FIRST”! And one more thing, bite me BITCHES!

  11. Haywood Jablowmie

    yeah OK. “I wouldn’t walk with her down the street’ right. Probably because you’d be sporting embarrassing amounts of wood, to the amusement of all. All the haters couldn’t keep it together not to shoot onto their shoes if this chick was naked and willing in front of them.

    http://www.youjizz.com/search/Shauna-Sand-1.html

  12. Red Pants Emergency

    Can’t this woman just wear flip flops? Ever?

  13. Deacon Jones

    I digress Elephant Man, she does give good head. But her cunt looks like a grenade launcher hit it.

  14. bluemanda

    #1 I am glad that Sups (that is my pet name for the Superficial Writer) reads Dlisted. It makes me feel well rounded.
    #2 Shauna Sand wears lucite heels 90% of the time. It is like her version of the little black pump.
    #3 Who the F#@% is Ke$ha? Why is she relevant? It seems to me like she is some skank who thought “well if Britney can do it so can I.” It was crap when Brit Brit did it and now its just cliche crap.

  15. turd da third

    She has about the ugliest face in “hollywood”. I think her silicone has migrated uphill to her lips! I think she would be prettier wish Arnold the Gov’s face on that body…lol (and that ain’t sayin much!!!!!)

  16. andi72

    stripper heels on the beach, now that’s true dedication to being a hoe. i respect that

  17. gil

    Would eat the scabies offa her labia…….nothing special tho, I love scabies

  18. elephantman

    Deacon Jones! If thats what a grenade launcher looks like I want one! Think you can set me up! K

  19. OK, lose the stripper heels, and the beef jerky skin, and the duck face, and I’d still be horrified.

  20. Amy

    Are those fucking shoes glued to her feet!? I’ve never seen a picture of her without those hideous things.

  21. elephantman

    Stop making fun of her shoes! She actually has them made, and they are designed to stick to your feet! God give the girl a break, jeeze! She is totally HOT! K

  22. Kiddie Pool

    Love her – love the whole look – the high heels, the bleached hair, dark tan, tiny bikini – its all good.
    She’s not perfect, but you can tell she really cares – and I admire that – what a body!

  23. Tek

    Yuck. Pretty much all the broads on the links you posted >>>> this old hag.

  24. @7 – shut the fuck up, you stupid fat cow. MOOOOOOooooooo…..

  25. Houston we have a problem

    Her boyfriend looks like a dweeb and her shoes look like she is taking off into outerspace

  26. Dolly Llama

    Tammy Faye with bolt-ons reborn…

  27. That’s a very long fucking back and her face is half pork.

  28. Rex

    Hey look its malibu barbie the dirty old slut edition.

  29. zuzuspetals

    Why are there so many shitheads in this world who lie and say that Jennifer Aniston is “box office poison?”
    Here is a little does of REALITY:
    “Even with overwhelmingly negative reviews and buzz from audiences, “The Bounty Hunter” still pulled in $21 million over the weekend, mostly thanks to the star power of Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler. “The Bounty Hunter” will likely slip substantially in the next couple of weekends amidst a slew of eclectic releases, but it should still pull in somewhere in the $60 to $70 million range, making it a decent release for Sony.”
    So, unless you starred in a film that pulled in $21 million last weekend and unless you have maintained your acting career for a decade and a half and counting- you should probably SHUT THE FUCK UP about Jennifer Aniston.

  30. zuzuspetals

    Why are there so many LIES published about Jennifer Aniston?

    “Even with overwhelmingly negative reviews and buzz from audiences, “The Bounty Hunter” still pulled in $21 million over the weekend, mostly thanks to the star power of Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler. “The Bounty Hunter” will likely slip substantially in the next couple of weekends amidst a slew of eclectic releases, but it should still pull in somewhere in the $60 to $70 million range, making it a decent release for Sony.”

    It’s senseless. She’s had a widely successful acting career for a decade and a half. How many other people can say that? Anyone who *didn’t* star in a film that pulled in $21M last weekend should probably STFU about Jennifer Aniston.

  31. Sport

    Is that the upstairs neighbor from ‘Something About Mary?’

    DAMN she is SPENT.

    Oh – and zuzuspetals = Aniston.

  32. datroof

    I try to find the good in anything (especially the good in making fun of disgusting, fat, lazy slobs), but I simply cannot here.

    This woman if fucking disgusting. She is as bad as a fat, lazy, slob, in her own disgusting way.

    The cereal bowl bolt-ons?
    The numb from too much collagen duck lips?
    The board-flat ass?
    The stupid as an inbred hillbilly look in the eyes?

    Pick your favorite, because it all turns my stomach. A fucking shark would spit this skank back out, she’s so disgusting.

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  34. SHAUNA IS ABSOLUTE HOTNESS & YOU ALL KNOW IT!!!

    She has an absolutely wild fuckin’ body. Her face looks really good too. She is in complete sunlight and still looks good. The only real problem are the overly collegenated lips. It’s a little over the top but that is what celebrity demands. The rest looks great. Even her “bolt ons” look better than those of many other women. Remember people she’s 38. Most of you skanks never looked this good in your entire lives, and by her age will be fat, wrinkling, and blemished to the point of being haggard. You will never come to terms with the fact that you are actually jealous of something that will never have. Beauty and sexiness which can attract men/boys of all ages, looks, and socioeconomic classes.

  35. Thank you for sharing out

  36. zuzuspetals

    Sport = sweating pig sitting home in his dirty underwear writing unless $hit while Aniston = laughing all the way to the bank

  37. zuzuspetals

    Sport = sweating pig sitting home in his dirty underwear writing useless $hit while Aniston = laughing all the way to the bank

  38. hi…………………she is buty body

  39. her face looks like it might break from her efforts to smile….

  40. Hey at this mature age she has still maintain the figure very much . In that bikini she is looking little bit older but we can say that she is pretty good. She is having a zero figure though she is having a daughter who is 13 to 15 years old.

  41. flight ticket $1

    hotel Room $1

    rental Car $1

  42. Åsa

    Meh. I’m 39 and look waaaay better. All naturally, and without stupid giant shoes.

  43. i think she is looking hot in that bikini!

  44. wow she looks very hot in a bikini!

  45. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Hayden looks hot with that tan and in black and I want that belt!

  46. Rocking that cleavage

  47. captain america

    this walking VAGINA is so extremely pathetic, folks!!

  48. NikkiC

    @25 are u an ugly man by any chance? Haha

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