Shauna Sand in a Bikini

March 24th, 2010 // 45 Comments

You know what’s great about all these Shauna Sand photos I’ve posted on the site? In five years I can just change the heading to “Heidi Montag in a Bikini” and repost them all without anyone knowing. Even Heidi will look at them and go “Wait, I wasn’t at the beach that day. But there I am…”

I’m joking, of course. About the five years part. June work for everyone?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Park

    Gross

  2. dude

    I can smell her overused, pus laden tuna canyon from here

  3. Sport

    Are you serious? The glossy, clear Fuck-me Pumps arent surgically attached to her feet? They actually DO come off? Whacked man, just whacked.

  4. Ken

    Where is the other Barbie Twin in these pics? Oh, wait. . .

  5. snarkyscreenname

    eewwwww

  6. titsonsnack

    After looking at that Kesha person, Shauna Sand in all her ridiculousness looks good. Her ass at least.

  7. Gweb

    Nice side-boob action!

  8. kingofbeer

    My brain says no, my penis says yes… so confused.. SHUT UP PENIS! YOU’RE WRONG!

  9. bert_johnson

    Sex Tape=Beef curtains

  10. pimp

    i’d be lying if said i wouldn’t stick my cock in that canyon pussy if it was laid out in front of me…

  11. Deacon Jones

    hmm…being a self-professed pro on the breast front, I think she had a lift recently, they have more perk to them then usual…

  12. j

    As disgusting as this ho is you have to say her body is pretty hot for someone her age. I like women with a fuller figure however…

  13. @12 – age has nothing to do with it. She’s had more work done than Joan Rivers.

  14. Nina

    She was pry cute 1 million dick injections ago.

  15. Master P

    I bet her asshole is the size of a silver dollar.

  16. Tek

    Superficial’s Daily Dose of Tranny #2

  17. turd da third

    Me thinks this is like a really high mileage rental… I bet she must have at least 10 million strokes on that puss and now needs a total rebuild…. Not sure if even the best plastic surgeon could fix that face tho

    Its just grosssssssssssssss

  18. 987

    Wow! 18 whole comments so far! Take a clue fish! We don’t care about shauna sand!

  19. OK, she looks like Donald Duck. But the ass is nice.

  20. Lisa

    if there has ever been a need for ass implants, this is it…

    I guess its spring. we have to go through this every year. she will change her swim suit half a dozen times just to keep the pap’s interested. The Lucite shoes never change though.. LOL

  21. keith

    Isn’t that the same bikini from the sex tape?

  22. sine1000

    Seriously, lets get over this bitch. Its slightly pathetic that she even make the lines…

    much hotter bitches out there.

  23. Pat

    Great body, but she should consider darkening her hair. The 90′s have been over for a decade.

  24. Jester

    Yeabut……….Look at that Bod, it is SMOKIN!!!!!!

    #9 LOL, totally agree, I try to block that vision out.

    If we could get Heidi to strut around like this ho, I would be ok with cutting her loose.

  25. I don’t know what you see on her. She is ugly all over. Besides her leg she doesn’t have any real assets.

  26. simple truths 101

    I feel sorry for her – her (hardly atypical) look just screams “use me then lose me”.

  27. I love the advertising she does before she formulates outrage. “I have a sex tape. In fact I have several sex tapes. But I’m outraged about Vivid getting their hands on this one.”
    Get outta here with that. Your face and your media whoring disgusts me.

  28. Flight Ticket $1

    Hotel Room $1

    Rental Car $1

  29. lola

    Whoever mentioned darkening her hair is RIGHT. She would look much less trampy and far more beautiful. Too bad trampy is the look she is going for…

  30. hmm…being a self-professed pro on the breast front, I think she had a lift recently, they have more perk to them then usual…

  31. Michelle

    I love her swimsuit, does anybody know the brand?

  32. captain america

    DUMB ASS, the united states are already bankrupt!!

  33. LPB

    Is that a Fleur de Lis trampstamp?

    Who Dat!

  34. Ruprecht the Monkey Boy

    lol fleur de lis- whatever you desire

  35. girlguy

    Betcha a hundred bucks she’s got on those clear vinyl come-fuck-me shoes that have appeared in every picture of her. High heels and a swimsuit. Hundreds of Miss Americas can’t be wrong.

  36. hahahaha

    hahahahahaha

  37. blog

    hot bod!! the others whinging are just prolly fat slobs pmsl

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  39. Mr. Nice Guy

    She looks Great here, I wouold love to do her.

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