Shauna Sand in a bikini

May 26th, 2009 // 94 Comments

Shauna Sand spent the Memorial Day weekend in Miami with her new boyfriend, and I’m pretty sure I’ve committed several OSHA violations just by posting pics of them making out. But, like I always say, “You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And getting the clap.” (Never ask me to cook breakfast.)

Photos: Splash News

  1. THE “GRAVITY” IS ALMOST WINNING THE BATTLE.
    be sure: NEXT YEAR A BATHING-SUITE, folks!!
    (there are enough sexy ones for sale)

  2. ROCKING BODY!!!!

    ROCK Ugly Face!!!!

    I’d just Brown-Bag that bitch. Cover that face up.

  3. They shaved Chupacabra and gave him tits !!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  4. Are You All Idiots? Pay Great Attention To Her Sculptured Face

    Her face she used to shave in the morning just like the rest of the boys. Yes, it’s obvious, the case of a he/she. Yessery-Bob, he/she and I used to compare with each other who had the biggest crown jewels while in the shower at Phys-Ed class. He/she and I used to wrestle together in Phys-Ed. He/she used to talk about Wrestle-Mania and steriods….my, things have changed. The boyfriend might get an alarming surprise if he/she Shauna kept what the Dr. took off in a glass jar. Before he/she changed to Shauna, I called he/she by the name Samuel.

  5. Sara

    dammit she has an amazingly hot bf. gimme him beotch.

  6. ugly lips…I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love, blackwhitemeet.com. All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!

  7. PROP8RULES

    Is that not the gender challenged Arquette sibling ?

  8. Galtacticus

    Hello!

  9. Dam she’s hot! Rocking girl in this sex video though: Kim Kardashian’s cousin is gettin laid! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhTkFcitvSM

  10. Jester

    #35 Great call, missed that by a mile. Not nearly as observant, check out Home-Slice in Pic 16, Lookin GOOD!!!

    For however old this bitch is, her bod is smokin hot. You gotta love skanky ho’s like this, look at that ass!!!

  11. CakeSnifferer

    Awesome Playboy bunny tattoo. I guess she couldn’t spell “retard”.

  12. Maybe she and Daisy de la Hoya can have a “pout off”….

  13. suzee

    Even strippers don’t wear stripper shoes to the beach??? it’s like a train wreck how can you not look??? and not because you think OMG she’s beautiful!! it’s more of a ewww you are a gross crack head kind of look. I can honestly say I am not jealous of that & I def do not want to look that.

  14. popo

    whatever. if i can look like that @37! except for the huge tits. HOT!!!

  15. Ananana

    KILL THE BEAST!!!!!

  16. popo

    well, ok. and except for the fake lips too… damn , is there anything left?

  17. hot!! I’d hit that plastic love doll like there was no tomorrow. I love the slutty hooker look.

  18. Ladeedaaa

    looks kindddd of drag

  19. Krassy McKrass

    Wow, time has been cruel to someone.

  20. jojo

    crazy midget with oversized implants!

  21. Jim Lahey

    Who?

    I don’t know who the hell these people are or what they do but “Shauna of the dead” is more like it.

  22. Wow what wouldn’t i do to this woman.

  23. Dave

    WOW. Hotter then hell except for those stupid lips. Why does she do that?

  24. Darth

    Not really my cup of tea,it’s a bit too plastic.The beach looks good though.

  25. Todd

    Is it just me….
    When I first saw the main picture the image that immediately came to mind was the soul/energy sucking creature from the original Star Trek series. All she need is suction cups on her finger tips to complete the look.

  26. That Body Rocks!

  27. yowillie

    Needs a reduction. Ugly, ugly, ugly.

  28. yowillie

    Needs a reduction. Ugly, ugly, ugly.

  29. Yuck

    #73 Bwaa hahahah
    shauna of the dead
    hahahahaaaaa

  30. Verez

    I don’t want to marry her, I don’t want to date her, I don’t even want to talk to her or hear her stupid voice. BUT I DO want to violate every hole on her body. Over and over.

  31. AJ

    Have we EVER seen her in a picture without those damned acrylic, hooker high heels? I mean, every picture I have ever seen of her…on the beach, at the park, kid’s pumpkin patch, pap smear appt, dentist, getting her implants adjusted, collagen for the lips appt, std clinic….those hooker shoes get around. She must have a contract with Fredrick’s of Hollywood to just auto mail her a pair every few months. Too bad she doesn’t know that it isn’t 1999!!

  32. obannion

    i agree with #23, 24, and 82.

  33. Amy

    #47…obsess much? Damn. She most likely needs to hire security. Or are you Shauna? Creepy….

  34. According to hear that it was received dance training with dance teacher would want to give dance classes

  35. joshesmama

    She kinda reminds me of a porn star.

  36. joshesmama

    Is she a real life blow up doll or a porn star?

  37. joshesmama

    I think she has been injected with a bit too much silicone. I guess porn stars and blow up dolls have a lot in common.

  38. rahul

    sand

  39. With all the non sense on the internet today, why not just aqdd this one to the fray

  40. I’m with Bankruptcy Attorney….who is Shauna Sand??

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