Shauna Sand spent the Memorial Day weekend in Miami with her new boyfriend, and I’m pretty sure I’ve committed several OSHA violations just by posting pics of them making out. But, like I always say, “You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And getting the clap.” (Never ask me to cook breakfast.)
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Que | May 26, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Que classy.
HankTheDwarf | May 26, 2009 at 4:47 pm
This bitch has the ugliest looking nipples in the world.
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p0nk | May 26, 2009 at 4:50 pm
xrist i’ll be glad when the duck-lips fad passes.
dude | May 26, 2009 at 4:50 pm
“I’ll take vapid old whores for 800, Alex”.
Deacon Jones | May 26, 2009 at 4:52 pm
First Pamela and now Shauna, on the same day FSH?
I’ve died and gone to heaven.
Puddin' Taine | May 26, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I’d still hit it… if I double bagged it
whoa nelly | May 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
All the integrity and reality of a Heidi-Spencer photo shoot
Kent | May 26, 2009 at 4:57 pm
She looks like she’s be ridden too long without a saddle.
ROUGH Daddy | May 26, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Ohhh! new double air bags! what are the odds she picked up this Guido at a church service!
Funeral Guy | May 26, 2009 at 5:06 pm
When I look at her picture from the back I’m thinking yo’ I’d hit that big time. But then she turns around and I see those horrible silicone water balloons and those Daisy Duck lips (not to mention the ghastly Apocalypto ankle tattoo) and suddenly I’m thinking “Oh God, I’m gonna throw up in my mouth.”
Jackson | May 26, 2009 at 5:16 pm
I don’t care if the chick is young or middle aged; just as long as she does not have a big fat ass and wide hips like Kim Kardaskank.
Heidi's used tampon | May 26, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I like how she wears stripper heels ALL the time. She is just the very definition of poise and grace.
B | May 26, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Classy tattoo of the playboy bunny…way to age yourself with a fad tat. The trailer trash hair color really brings out the duck lips on her face. Besides that and her ridiculous implants, she looks hot.
Deacon Jones | May 26, 2009 at 5:21 pm
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WTF?! Have you ever gotten a blowjob from duck lips before? It’s fucking great.
havoc | May 26, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t knock the bottom outta that.
Especially at 2 a.m. last call….
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julia | May 26, 2009 at 5:49 pm
her boyfriend is insanely hot, i want him right now!
Keithypoo | May 26, 2009 at 5:50 pm
So that’s where I put those shot-put balls…..How did a duck get them? Just please, don’t tell PETA.
Mia | May 26, 2009 at 5:53 pm
16
Yeah too bad we can’t get any butt shots of him wearing fitted shorts.
J | May 26, 2009 at 5:54 pm
I see a lump on her tit… she should get that checked out..
grobpilot | May 26, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Mick Jagger… with tits
Zeebrat | May 26, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I bet they love each others personalities.
Deacon Jones | May 26, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Exactly Havoc.
“I’ve got a room down the street and a baggie (hiccup).”
Miles | May 26, 2009 at 6:12 pm
OMFG!!! WOW… Talk about one lucky bf. He has to be the most luckiest guy on this whole earth to get a beauty like Shauna… She is so fucking perfect and hot. Man her body is so nice and those tits are fucking Amazin….
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Miles | May 26, 2009 at 6:13 pm
OMFG!!! WOW… Talk about one lucky bf. He has to be the most luckiest guy on this whole earth to get a beauty like Shauna… She is so fucking perfect and hot. Man her body is so nice and those tits are fucking Amazin….
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
Shauna is fucking hot!!!
bb | May 26, 2009 at 6:15 pm
I would love to fuck all of her holes.
Those shoes? I mean hot or not, whore or church-lady: you dont wear heels on beach sand! No matter what! What the hell is that all about?
Lisa | May 26, 2009 at 6:34 pm
acrylic shoes! I just gave 2 pair to good will because they have been out of style for, like 10 years! Let alone on the beach. I remember a picture of her on the beach at least two years ago in those very same shoes..
Captain | May 26, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Guys more NSFW pics here
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Enjoy ;)
Just_As_it_Is | May 26, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I didn’t know Donald Duck had breasts-.
Just_As_it_Is | May 26, 2009 at 6:59 pm
@ 14 – it seems that is the ONLY blow job you’ve gotten.
Having duck lips has very little to do with how good a BJ is. It’s not even a plus.
Personally, it’s a turn off having to look at that. I mean, who would want to get a BJ from donald duck?
Where are the real natural women?
Mister Bored | May 26, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Yet another attention whore to go along with the others from that group – Madonna, Pamela Anderson… the other half of Hollywood that has more silicone than IQ.
Kelley | May 26, 2009 at 7:02 pm
She actually looks not bad except for the fact that she looks like she’s been sucking on swimming pool drains :)
Famous Plastic | May 26, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Shaun Sand: Proof that all the plastic surgery in the world cant make an ugly, aging women pretty.
Beeotch | May 26, 2009 at 7:10 pm
She has the face of Howard the Duck
GaGa | May 26, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I swear all this whore does is wear bikinis, smoke cigarettes and have sex with greasy looking long haired guys all freaking day. Her kids must be so proud. I personally think she is a sex addict. And she clearly has a “type”. Every guys she is ever with has shoulder length wavy greasy hair and a chisled face. They all must remind her of Lorenzo. She must have had so much sex over all these years that her vagina must be really stretched out.
hacim | May 26, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Is that a tit in the background of pic 8?
casualencounters.com/blog/ | May 26, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Skank with trout pout. I’m going to go and jerk it to thoughts of my Mom making me a sandwich: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZlsqP0Ysas
Lain | May 26, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Ew, is that a piece of bacon? What did she do to her face? Bad, no AWFUL, plastic surgery.
Sammy the Shank | May 26, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Is that her boyfriend or a rest home orderly doing his job by taking a resident to the beach?
SS = another bimbo who doesn’t know the meaning of aging gracefully. Yechhh.
Hilarious | May 26, 2009 at 7:29 pm
On the plus side, you know she would just let you drill her asshole all night long.
ChunkyMonkey | May 26, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Sice a grapefruit in half, glue them to this cunt’s chest…. there you go, silly tits.
mikeock | May 26, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I’d rather bang that hairy French broad.
my comment | May 26, 2009 at 8:06 pm
They actually look happy.
ds | May 26, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Come on now, it does take some skill to walk in sand wearing stripper heels.
Huckleberry Hashimoto | May 26, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Lips and tits filled with epoxy. Ugly, cheap looking tats. She’s icky, I wouldn’t screw that with Fish’s dick.
Tracey | May 26, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Who the fuck are those people?
JustJess | May 26, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Fuck Shauna – her boyfriend is stupid-hot…
Miles | May 26, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Hey Just_As_it_Is ….. Yeah you, you fucking prick. Go fuck yourself…. Shauna is fucking hot. You wished you could even get the chance to fuck her. Those guys that do get to fuck her are the luckiest mother fuckers… Fuck you guys wh0 say she is ugly or duck face. I would fuck the shit out of that nice perfect tight pussy….. Damn she is soooo hottt…..
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
Get through your fucking skulls you ignorant asswipes!!!
yechhhhhh | May 26, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Ugh. Dirty looking. Horrible.
Her boyfriend looks like a younger, healthier, long-haired version of Marc Anthony. Blech.
yechhhhhh | May 26, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Please ignore the Marc Anthony comment. I didn’t look at all of the pics. He’s okay.She is still the very definition of skankitude.
RichPort's Gay Ghost's Schlong | May 26, 2009 at 11:57 pm
C’mon Fish dude, more attractive women, less mishapen silicon sacks encapsulated in excessively tanned leather, with cadaver tissue augmented lips, mounted on ridiculous porn pumps.
If you are at a loss, any Brazilian who hasn’t dated Brady or DiCaprio will do nicely, or perhaps you could just play it safe and select from the Maximum 100 list. Thank you!