Shauna Sand in a bikini

May 26th, 2009 // 95 Comments

Shauna Sand spent the Memorial Day weekend in Miami with her new boyfriend, and I’m pretty sure I’ve committed several OSHA violations just by posting pics of them making out. But, like I always say, “You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And getting the clap.” (Never ask me to cook breakfast.)

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Que

    Que classy.

  2. HankTheDwarf

    This bitch has the ugliest looking nipples in the world.

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  3. p0nk

    xrist i’ll be glad when the duck-lips fad passes.

  4. dude

    “I’ll take vapid old whores for 800, Alex”.

  5. Deacon Jones

    First Pamela and now Shauna, on the same day FSH?

    I’ve died and gone to heaven.

  6. Puddin' Taine

    I’d still hit it… if I double bagged it

  7. whoa nelly

    All the integrity and reality of a Heidi-Spencer photo shoot

  8. Kent

    She looks like she’s be ridden too long without a saddle.

  9. Ohhh! new double air bags! what are the odds she picked up this Guido at a church service!

  10. Funeral Guy

    When I look at her picture from the back I’m thinking yo’ I’d hit that big time. But then she turns around and I see those horrible silicone water balloons and those Daisy Duck lips (not to mention the ghastly Apocalypto ankle tattoo) and suddenly I’m thinking “Oh God, I’m gonna throw up in my mouth.”

  11. Jackson

    I don’t care if the chick is young or middle aged; just as long as she does not have a big fat ass and wide hips like Kim Kardaskank.

  12. Heidi's used tampon

    I like how she wears stripper heels ALL the time. She is just the very definition of poise and grace.

  13. B

    Classy tattoo of the playboy bunny…way to age yourself with a fad tat. The trailer trash hair color really brings out the duck lips on her face. Besides that and her ridiculous implants, she looks hot.

  14. Deacon Jones

    @
    WTF?! Have you ever gotten a blowjob from duck lips before? It’s fucking great.

  15. havoc

    I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t knock the bottom outta that.

    Especially at 2 a.m. last call….

    .

  16. julia

    her boyfriend is insanely hot, i want him right now!

  17. Keithypoo

    So that’s where I put those shot-put balls…..How did a duck get them? Just please, don’t tell PETA.

  18. Mia

    16

    Yeah too bad we can’t get any butt shots of him wearing fitted shorts.

  19. J

    I see a lump on her tit… she should get that checked out..

  20. grobpilot

    Mick Jagger… with tits

  21. Zeebrat

    I bet they love each others personalities.

  22. Deacon Jones

    Exactly Havoc.
    “I’ve got a room down the street and a baggie (hiccup).”

  23. Miles

    OMFG!!! WOW… Talk about one lucky bf. He has to be the most luckiest guy on this whole earth to get a beauty like Shauna… She is so fucking perfect and hot. Man her body is so nice and those tits are fucking Amazin….

    Shauna is fucking hot!!!
    Shauna is fucking hot!!!
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  24. Miles

    OMFG!!! WOW… Talk about one lucky bf. He has to be the most luckiest guy on this whole earth to get a beauty like Shauna… She is so fucking perfect and hot. Man her body is so nice and those tits are fucking Amazin….

    Shauna is fucking hot!!!
    Shauna is fucking hot!!!
    Shauna is fucking hot!!!
    Shauna is fucking hot!!!
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  25. bb

    I would love to fuck all of her holes.
    Those shoes? I mean hot or not, whore or church-lady: you dont wear heels on beach sand! No matter what! What the hell is that all about?

  26. Lisa

    acrylic shoes! I just gave 2 pair to good will because they have been out of style for, like 10 years! Let alone on the beach. I remember a picture of her on the beach at least two years ago in those very same shoes..

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  28. Just_As_it_Is

    I didn’t know Donald Duck had breasts-.

  29. Just_As_it_Is

    @ 14 – it seems that is the ONLY blow job you’ve gotten.

    Having duck lips has very little to do with how good a BJ is. It’s not even a plus.

    Personally, it’s a turn off having to look at that. I mean, who would want to get a BJ from donald duck?

    Where are the real natural women?

  30. Mister Bored

    Yet another attention whore to go along with the others from that group – Madonna, Pamela Anderson… the other half of Hollywood that has more silicone than IQ.

  31. Kelley

    She actually looks not bad except for the fact that she looks like she’s been sucking on swimming pool drains :)

  32. Shaun Sand: Proof that all the plastic surgery in the world cant make an ugly, aging women pretty.

  33. Beeotch

    She has the face of Howard the Duck

  34. GaGa

    I swear all this whore does is wear bikinis, smoke cigarettes and have sex with greasy looking long haired guys all freaking day. Her kids must be so proud. I personally think she is a sex addict. And she clearly has a “type”. Every guys she is ever with has shoulder length wavy greasy hair and a chisled face. They all must remind her of Lorenzo. She must have had so much sex over all these years that her vagina must be really stretched out.

  35. hacim

    Is that a tit in the background of pic 8?

  36. Skank with trout pout. I’m going to go and jerk it to thoughts of my Mom making me a sandwich: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZlsqP0Ysas

  37. Lain

    Ew, is that a piece of bacon? What did she do to her face? Bad, no AWFUL, plastic surgery.

  38. Sammy the Shank

    Is that her boyfriend or a rest home orderly doing his job by taking a resident to the beach?

    SS = another bimbo who doesn’t know the meaning of aging gracefully. Yechhh.

  39. Hilarious

    On the plus side, you know she would just let you drill her asshole all night long.

  40. ChunkyMonkey

    Sice a grapefruit in half, glue them to this cunt’s chest…. there you go, silly tits.

  41. mikeock

    I’d rather bang that hairy French broad.

  42. my comment

    They actually look happy.

  43. ds

    Come on now, it does take some skill to walk in sand wearing stripper heels.

  44. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    Lips and tits filled with epoxy. Ugly, cheap looking tats. She’s icky, I wouldn’t screw that with Fish’s dick.

  45. Tracey

    Who the fuck are those people?

  46. JustJess

    Fuck Shauna – her boyfriend is stupid-hot…

  47. Miles

    Hey Just_As_it_Is ….. Yeah you, you fucking prick. Go fuck yourself…. Shauna is fucking hot. You wished you could even get the chance to fuck her. Those guys that do get to fuck her are the luckiest mother fuckers… Fuck you guys wh0 say she is ugly or duck face. I would fuck the shit out of that nice perfect tight pussy….. Damn she is soooo hottt…..

    Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
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    Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!
    Shauna Sand is fucking Beautiful!!!!!!!!

    Get through your fucking skulls you ignorant asswipes!!!

  48. yechhhhhh

    Ugh. Dirty looking. Horrible.
    Her boyfriend looks like a younger, healthier, long-haired version of Marc Anthony. Blech.

  49. yechhhhhh

    Please ignore the Marc Anthony comment. I didn’t look at all of the pics. He’s okay.She is still the very definition of skankitude.

  50. C’mon Fish dude, more attractive women, less mishapen silicon sacks encapsulated in excessively tanned leather, with cadaver tissue augmented lips, mounted on ridiculous porn pumps.

    If you are at a loss, any Brazilian who hasn’t dated Brady or DiCaprio will do nicely, or perhaps you could just play it safe and select from the Maximum 100 list. Thank you!

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