Shauna Sand flashes some nip in front of her kid. Classy.

November 10th, 2009 // 144 Comments

Because apparently it’s Celeb Moms Turning Their Kids into Potential Serial Killers Day, here’s Shauna Sand exposing her freakishly sewn-on nipples to the paparazzi last night – with her daughter sitting right next to her. Granted, the poor girl is probably well-trained in plugging a leaky implant by now, I’m sure just once she’d like to have a mother/daughter night that doesn’t end in “Be a good girl and collect the dollar bills for mommy.” Just once.

Pics link to NSFW versions.


  1. SO RIGHT

    Honestly, she’s gotta be so sick of herself.

  2. sad

    iIM NOT PERFECT EITHER..BUT I AM NATURAL .. I WOULD RATHER HAVE A NATURAL LOOK THAN THIS ANY DAY …I FEEL SORRY FOR HER !!!!!

  3. sad

    iIM NOT PERFECT EITHER..BUT I AM NATURAL .. I WOULD RATHER HAVE A NATURAL LOOK THAN THIS ANY DAY …I FEEL SORRY FOR HER !!!!!

  4. sad

    iIM NOT PERFECT EITHER..BUT I AM NATURAL .. I WOULD RATHER HAVE A NATURAL LOOK THAN THIS ANY DAY …I FEEL SORRY FOR HER !!!!!

  5. asdf

    how could anyone be SO UGLY.

    damn

  6. WTF

    # 78…….YOU ARE AN IDIOT ….NOT EVERY AMERICAN WOMAN LOOKS LIKE THIS ..YOU JACK ASS…I WOULD NEVER WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS…I FEEL SORRY 4 THIS LADY AND SORRY 4 YOU 4 BEING SO PIG-HEADED AND PUTTING EVERY WOMAN IN THE SAME CATEGORY!!!!!! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY LIVING IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOW ALL WOMAN LOOK ….GET A CLUE!!!!!!! THERE ARE TONS OF NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN WOMAN AROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. WTF

    # 78…….YOU ARE AN IDIOT ….NOT EVERY AMERICAN WOMAN LOOKS LIKE THIS ..YOU JACK ASS…I WOULD NEVER WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS…I FEEL SORRY 4 THIS LADY AND SORRY 4 YOU 4 BEING SO PIG-HEADED AND PUTTING EVERY WOMAN IN THE SAME CATEGORY!!!!!! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY LIVING IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOW ALL WOMAN LOOK ….GET A CLUE!!!!!!! THERE ARE TONS OF NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN WOMAN AROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. katie

    she is so ugly :’( what the hell happened? terrifying

  9. Hotmom

    Hey #97

    I am way fucking better than that..

    Thanks anyway….

  10. ktb ( . )( . )

    @8- those were reconstructed, but not due to a mastectomy…
    @20-Not a breast lift! That is how crappy plastic surgeons would put in implants…cut the nipple giving enough room to shove an implant through, then sew it up.

    Cheap and nasty!

  11. Ryder

    Believe it or not, I went to high school Shauna many years ago. She was drop dead beautiful back then. She use to be a brunette with a straight, shoulder length, bob cut. Her boobs were DD’s and 100% natural too.

    I have no idea why she messed herself up with so much plastic surgery. Sad really.

  12. KB

    These kids of hers are going to be totally f—ed up when they are older, if they aren’t already. I shudder to think about the morals and attitudes they are developing with this sad excuse of a mother. She is nearly as bad as Dina Lohan, although I will give Shauna the benefit of the doubt for now, until we see indeed how her kids turn out.

  13. Dr. of the Stars

    You look magnificent, darling!

  14. yuck!!!

    LEATHER COOCH ICKY TIT

  15. Believe it or not, I went to highUgg boots sale school Shauna many years ago. She was drop dead beautiful back then. She use to be a brunette with a straight, shoulder length, bob cut. Her boobs were DD’s and 100% natural too.

    I have no idea why she messed herself up with so much plastic surgery. Sad really.

  16. cc

    There may have been a time when she was hot, but that’s a distant memory now. I generally am not quite this harsh, even when dealing with celebrities, but frankly she looks revolting. Every ‘alteration’ she’s had done has gone horribly wrong. Where did she find her cosmetic surgeons anyway…she managed to find the least qualified people available…if they even were surgeons. Her poor kids.

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  18. JC

    My god, what a hidious looking woman.

  19. JC

    My god, what a hidious looking woman.

  20. Rex

    In pic 9 and 12 it looks like she has scars on he thighs from cutting herself, but i am sure she just got some fat sucked out of there

  21. Colorado

    That nipple is operated. It’s horrible

  22. just who i am

    now there’s a skank!

  23. R Paterson

    Where is the father of this little girl? I can’t imagine he would let that thing take her anywhere. What the hell is she wearing never mind the hair, the eyes, the LIPS, the boobs – jeez the only thing missing was the plastic shoes. Hell, Barbie looks more natural than this thing.
    Papa – look after your children – she certainly is not going to look after them. That little girl looks so embarrassed.
    Even her grandparents – where are they in all of this. Are they not worried? Somebody should be worried that these kids are left with it.

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  25. now how is that appealing? she doesn’t it even look normal. what drives women to do that? i have a theroy – it’s the environment she lives in.

  26. Papa – look after your children – she certainly is not going to look after them. That little girl looks so embarrassed.
    Even her grandparents – where are they in all of this. Are they not worried? Somebody should be worried that these kids are left with it.

  27. Don’t be so hard on her.

  28. kyoud

    that’s not a nipple. That’s a nasty case of RINGWORM!

  29. WTF

    Where the fuck is CPS when you need um????

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    Dear fans. She has the first breast augmentation ever done. IN 1970.

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