Shauna Sand flashes her panties and other news

- Jessica Biel finally has a realistic perception of her acting career. [Lainey Gossip]

- Colin Farrell produces another male heir to his drunken throne, but who shall be named king? Load those bottles with bourbon, men. The joust is on! [PopEater]

- Khloe Kardashian’s ass was built for grizzly bear fighting. Not beauty. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jim Carrey vomits Christmas. [Just Jared]

- Paris Hilton might go on tour. For her music career. If people actually pay money for this, I think it’s safe to say the recession is over, agreed? [Celebslam]

- Robert Pattinson shops at Rite-Aid and I guarantee you there is nothing he could pick up a prescription for that still wouldn’t yield him 500 screaming vaginas in the parking lot. And Tom Cruise. [PopSugar]

- Ryan Seacrest’s knife-wielding stalker was arrested today outside E! Studios. [Socialite Life]

- Pamela Anderson isn’t pregnant, but honestly, who really thought her womb was capable of holding anything besides an entire Motley Crue tour bus? [The Blemish]