Shauna Sand completely topless

June 21st, 2009 // 112 Comments

Here’s Shauna Sand in Miami realizing she has to up the ante to keep the paparazzi focused on her because, seriously, who the fuck is she? Also, the occasional nip slip and non-stop wearing of bikinis is getting predictable as hell. At this rate, the only thing interesting Shauna can do is raise the lost city of Atlantis out of the sea. Then flash her tits at it.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of pure classy.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. LEB

    Someone should tell her plastic surgeon that he glued her boobs on about 3 inches too low.

  2. Helium Fun Bags

    BESIDES HER FAKE FUN BAGS, WHAT ELSE IS FAKE?????

  3. Uk_Matt

    Franken-Cougar.

    Sadly…I think I probably still would.

  4. Katie G

    Ugh. Nice surgical scars around the nipples.

  5. O_O

    @50: Like a real woman would let you within ten feet of her “gross” real boobs anyway. Jesus.

    And “young girls tits”? I think you need to stop messing with minors, dude.

  6. pixi

    eww.
    shes had her nipples removed and replaced.
    i dont even know who this slag is, but she should be in a medical publication about scarring and self obsession.
    why do these ugly slags do this? do they think that doctored scarred tits will make up for their heads which are about attractive as a robbers dog? cause they dont.
    why on earth would she want those battered abused tits publicised?

  7. Lorenzo

    I motorboated those babies many times. In fact, that’s how I got my boating license.

  8. DragonKat

    It’s pictures like this that make me sooo grateful for my all natural 34D’s. Nothing like pictures of celebrities to make me feel hot! ;)

  9. ...

    that’s fucking raunchy! i wish i wasn’t so damn curious.

  10. Rasputins Liver

    Hmm…

    …I’d rather do Ugly Betty.

    Can’t stand the whole fake fish lips, fake boobs and fake chick thing.

    Gimme a real women, flat or stacked, any time.

    .

  11. That’s a Milf I’d hit twice. Come see the fattys out here in the Midwest for awhile.

  12. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    Gross nips that have been sliced off and sewn back on, it’s disgusting.

  13. Mark

    Wow, worst boob job I’ve seen. Looks like she went for the areolar incision route, and it shows.

  14. Why does the image of a golf ball lying next to a garden hose come to mind?

    That, and a grapefruit sliced in half. Or maybe more like a honeydew melon.

  15. I connot imagine people like to see this…………………..PLASTIC FAILURE, folks!!

  16. Sammy the Shank

    Plastic failure indeed, very sad. DragonKat, good for you, an all natural woman is a turn on.

    I almost want to feel sorry for MS Sand but she let vanity get the best of her and her plan backfired and I’m not sure whether to feel sorry for her, to laugh at her, or to shake my head at her in disgust. Instead of ending up hotter looking she ended up looking as she does, which is downright freakish.

    Ladies, don’t mess yourselves up, be natural, and remember that what’s inside counts more for the simple reason that it has more staying power than how you look. Sure, we can get brain damage, etc., but in most cases character and personality remains intact while the body ages and becomes less attractive. The attractiveness of young female bodies is nature’s way of getting the species to reproduce. To a guy with bad eyesight and perhaps a brain that’s been messed up by too many drugs and too much booze, an old bag who tries through surgery, etc., to look younger and hotter than she is may be attractive. To a guy with good vision and a clear mind, such women look like what they are, sad and desperate. Be honest, do your really and truly think MS Sand is happy when her mind is relatively clear and she takes a good look at herself in the mirror? I highly doubt it. Don’t do that to yourselves, please.

  17. AndrewMacCloud

    not bad looking tits .. her nipples are much better now then a while a go

    a few more pounds added would be good for her figure (

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  19. justifiable

    #56/62 You don’t “remove and replace” nipples or “slice them off or sew them on”- they’re not stickers. You can reposition them higher when you “lift” a sagging breast (implants optional) or reduced one, but there’s always a vertical scar below the nipple where the skin was resectioned (where the nip used to be) and stitched together. Look at the skin below – no scar, so no reposition.

    These are areola incision implant scars where the surgeon cut around the nipple and stuffed in the implant. – probably got “teardrop” shaped ones. Looking at her previous Playboy pix, they either did a lot of Photoshop or she’s has her implants redone since then, with of course more scarring. Tara Reid has the same circular scars and it looks like shit on her, too.

  20. Cooper

    ZOMBIE TITS! RUN!!!!!

  21. Jess

    I wish someone would take THE SHOE She’s holding in pic 3 (yes-the Bitch only owns 1 pair), and stab her in her ugly tits!!!

  22. Jess

    I mean–pic 6!!!

  23. wowww very sexyyyy babyyy, big boobs

  24. Pretty hot from the neck to the navel… I’d deal with the regret and self loathing in the morning.

  25. missywissy

    @50- I bet you have one of those fake pussies at home that you plug into the wall and you have sex with it. Get real, dude.

  26. Shauna used to be a little tubby, wubby at one time in her younger days. Whatever methods she’s using to keep her shit lookin’ that tight, she should keep on doin’ it. I’d hit that repeatedly and often.

  27. havoc

    I don’t care who you are….that’s some fun stuff right there.

    The only thing those puppies need its lots of oil on them…

    Hours of fun.

    .

  28. That’s a bad boob job.

  29. Deacon Jones

    @50
    “Once you get into fake tits, you can never be satisfied with the look or feel of real ones.”

    I agree 100%.

    And Shauna, give us a cameltoe shot over the next couple days sweetie.

  30. sofun

    The red around her nipples is her surgery scars. They removed her whole nipple to put in the implant bc it was so big. The red will fade after time so she must have had them redone in last year to be so red.

  31. doppler

    @74 you must be one fat and ugly desperate dude, that or you just like sex with anyone that’s willing to give it up, yeah desperate! She is gross!

  32. Jammy

    With apologies to Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel:

    Push that girl in front of a train:
    Take her to the doctor sewed her arm on again.
    Stabbed that man right through his heart;
    gave him a transplant for a brand new start.
    Snipped the nipples offa that skank;
    give her big balloons like from a helium tank.

  33. Seriously people.
    The lady has a SMOKE-N Body.
    Big tattys (fake or real doesn’t matter)
    Great stomach, Nice tan,
    Nice skinny legs.
    Yeah so what…BrownBag the bitch to cover her face.
    All you haters……get real man….that body is SLAMMIN!

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  35. #81 – No, I’m not your dad, but thanks for playing.

  36. Miles

    As soon as I thought Shauna Sand could not get an hotter… OMFG!!!!!! WOW…. I will have funn cumming to her 2night!!!!!!!! SHauna is the fucking hottest and has the best fucking titties and nipples ever!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus the most perfect face…. Holy fucking shit!!!!! SHe is the most beautiful babe ever!!!!!!!! Damn! Megan fox doesnt have shit on her!! Shauna is the best!

  37. Xmen22

    You motherfuckers are insane! Shauna is hot as hell and has a perfect face. And you fags would not fuck her. lolz. Fine then Put me in line first I would fuck the shit out of this beautiful babe. She is flawless and has the best bod and face ever. The nipples are amazing and would titty fuck those things.. All day. and suck those nipples off too. She is too fine…………

  38. Xmen22

    You motherfuckers are insane! Shauna is hot as hell and has a perfect face. And you fags would not fuck her. lolz. Fine then Put me in line first I would fuck the shit out of this beautiful babe. She is flawless and has the best bod and face ever. The nipples are amazing and would titty fuck those things.. All day. and suck those nipples off too. She is too fine…………

  39. Xmen22

    You motherfuckers are insane! Shauna is hot as hell and has a perfect face. And you fags would not fuck her. lolz. Fine then Put me in line first I would fuck the shit out of this beautiful babe. She is flawless and has the best bod and face ever. The nipples are amazing and would titty fuck those things.. All day. and suck those nipples off too. She is too fine…………

  40. Xmen22

    You motherfuckers are insane! Shauna is hot as hell and has a perfect face. And you fags would not fuck her. lolz. Fine then Put me in line first I would fuck the shit out of this beautiful babe. She is flawless and has the best bod and face ever. The nipples are amazing and would titty fuck those things.. All day. and suck those nipples off too. She is too fine…………

  41. Darth

    It looks like her nipples are filled with pus.Something like giant pimples.

  42. Seth

    My penis seems to be stricken with rigor mortis after looking at these pictures.

  43. Ljutefisk

    I CAN’T FAP TO THIS

  44. doppler

    @85 and juvenile responses – you are a loser. I see your comments all over this site further proof you have no life or game…

  45. yowillie

    Perfect…fake lips and fake tits.

  46. Holy crap man

    Wow it absolutely blows my mind that this chick is 37. I thought I was looking at pictures of some 50+ year old who was trying desperately to stay young-looking.

  47. That belly ring is literally disgusting…not to mention all of the other things that have been said about her. Only her nipples look good, the tan to white has always been exciting to me. I am always a sucker for that, but she does not look good…
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  48. anonymous

    Obviously implants, I don’t even know who this woman is though.

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