Shauna Sand took her daughter to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch Sunday afternoon, and you’ve got to be kidding me. There’s no way this is happening: Shauna Sand is not wearing clear stripper heels. It’s almost as if she finally realized there’s such a thing as appropriate attire for family outings – then went the completely opposite direction after deciding on shoes. But, hey, it’s a start.
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I would love to express her anal glands….with my teeth.
OUT!!!
The daughter has thin lips, no boobs and a spare tire. Good luck in life you heinous monster!!
In pic 13, is that a Shauna Sand wannabe? What a joke, she’s fat and a copycat to boot. Loser.
Its sad this young girl has this sort of an example as a mother. She doesn’t stand a chance at a normal life. 50 says, some rich guy will pick the daughter up at a strip club by the time she is 18. The daughter and mommy, will make a nice 3 some. Shauna has a slammin body for her age, just put a bag over her head. You gotta know shauna will give up the anal to compete with the younger hos.
I wish her daughter well, I really do.
Is anyone considering calling child support services? Poor little girl
it’s one thing for her to dress like that when she’s doing something related to whatever the hell it is she does but she shouldn’t dress like that when spending time with her kids. how pathetic.
Shawna, you are fuckin hot like nothing else. Beautiful face and slammin body. Your hair and clothes are a perfect compliment to what is already absolute perfection! I saved every picture for future enjoyment.
I would love to fuck all of her holes.
Those shoes? I mean hot or not, whore or church-lady: ! No matter what! What the hell is that all about?.She Looking so hot in wheat color bikini.She is fucking so hot.
can we all take a moment to slap comment 7 in the head?
also, the other little girl in some of the backgrounds looks exactly like shauna’s daughter, and is dressed the same.. wtf?
Who is this ugly old lady?
Holy shit. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go masturbate before I get a blow out.
hahahaha. in the last picture, it looks like she’s about blow some dude who’s right outside the frame.
#2…the girl is like 8 years old. Give her a break you moron!
so creepy.
All your comments saying how hot she looks frighten me, she is the model for desperation, plastic surgery, too much sun (both real and fake), and not being able to age gracefully. Pass.
This is disturbing…
That look isn’t going to attract a man who will make a good father to her child…
She can’t seriously think she looks good…
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As for the erm lovely Shauna Im guessing shes a yummy mommy right .. haha Im a fucking genius
Her hips are the same width of her daughter. That’s… sickening.
Like a Barbie/Ken hybrid. Pretty nasty.
bitch looks like the joker – with more makeup
crazy deformed fun house face hovering above overblown plastic tits on a stick figure.. like some kind of GWAR reject
Actually, if only she could just tone down the look, apply some discretion with the outfits, she could actually be very nice looking.
Do you agree?
ummm she seriously looks like a man.
aside from her FAKE boobs she looks like a dude.
GROSS.
Dear women,
Getting your lips plumped up isn’t sexy.
It looks dumb.
Thank you,
The Impaler of MILFs
This woman clearly wants you to recognize her for her intellectual abilities and definitely is NOT trying to meet some guy to hook up with while she is out with her daughter.
Like some earlier comments, I suspect you get whatever you want with this one.
what no clear stripper heals?? :(
Fascinating woman. Just Fascinating.
omg, why people ruin their face like that?
She has a really horrible looking face. Another year or two and she will have a full set of Mick Jagger lips.
I do think however it would be fun to tie those puppies up and turn them into a nice firm jack (off) o lantern and then draw some funny faces on them.
Who knows maybe it will match to tattoo on her stomach that she is trying very hard to hide with that dumb-ass tramp top she is wearing.
who brings pizza to go pick out a pumpkin?
Madelene Albright’s mother use to dress like that all the time, whats your point?
I like the pictures where you can’t see it’s face.
You guys are so full of shit. There is not one guy here unless he’s a fag that wouldn’t fuck her silly. And you pimply faced maggots would all get turned down by her if she saw you.
@33 isitin
Surprisingly enough, some men actually have TASTE.
I think those are fake.
Guys have a serious glitch in their imaginations if they think this plastic thing is attractive. Have you seen the photos of Shawna in high school, thick black hair and eyebrows, and a very plain face?
Two kinds of desperation, Shawna Sands desperately trying to make herself look human, and lame teen guys who will beat off to ANYTHING.
Why not get a real girlfriend of your own instead of looking at this hag??
Aha! Pumpkins! So THAT’S what’s stuffed into those nasty things.
thats cuz shes wearing these shoes
http://latestcelebritygossips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/shauna_sand_lorenzo_lamas_son_aj.jpg
…still stripper shoes, but hey, not clear, atleast she switched it up a bit
I love women that look like sluts!! I wish more women would dress sluttily.
Her daughter is fucked.
I would hit it because of the pumpkins. Still think this is the funniest quote of the week(referring to her sex tape in which she obviously loves the camera).
“Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”
who is this woman, anyway? looks like a Vegas prostitute – no I take that back. Vegas prostitutes have a better eye for makeup and clothes.
are you sure that’s a real woman and not a tranny?
Absolutely disgusting. Who walks around dressed like a dollar stipper with their child, in front of other children and families nevertheless. Can she wear a sign that says “desperate attention whore”
In pic #12 shauna is saying “okay now honey, show the paparazzi your deep throating skills just like mommy taught you”. Is that little girl really deep throating an orangina? Yikes!
This is the best she has ever looked…. however…. Being a mom myself, I don’t understand why Shauna would require so much attention? It’s just a big contradiction to take a child into public and beg for all attention to yourself. The kid is like, an afterthought or an accessory to an outfit. Too bad.
who’s looking at her feet?
What an entirely inappropriate outfit for a family outing! She looks like she is dressed out for working the streets as a prostitute. Entirely wrong, and even a worse example to be setting for her kids.
god dammit I want to see her sex tape. i hope the guy titty fucks the shit out of those things. Shauna makes me so fucking horny!!!!!!
I would let her do anything to me…play with my ass…whatever. As long as I get to blow my load on those tits and her face.