Courtney Stodden, Take Notes

October 25th, 2011 // 83 Comments

While Courtney Stodden found herself getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch in Valencia over the weekend, here’s Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in LA where she’s been flashing her beav in front of her kids since the moment they were conceived over by the gourds. And not only is she never kicked out, but people flock each year to see her so they know when winter’s coming. “Welp, that’s half a labia, Jim. Frost’ll be comin’ soon, I reckon. Frost’ll be comin’ soon.”

NOTE: This is Shauna’s new boyfriend, so to answer all your e-mails from over the years: Yes, Criss Angel has a younger, less accessorized, blonde brother. ALAKAZAM!

Photos: Fame

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  1. Shauna Sand Upskirt Panty Flash
    fap
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    The fuck did she do to her face?

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    The Most Interesting
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    “Small, wrinkled and not hard at all. Just the way I like ‘em!”

  3. cc

    This pumpkin patch seems like a good place to use up some time-expired Maverick missiles.

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    whocares
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    I think thats her bastard son.

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    beefarino
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    Those must be industrial strength panties to keep those very beefy curtains from hitting the ground.

  6. Kareem Abdul Akbar

    Tranny with botox and collagen injections?

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    Jack Ketch
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    Who the fuck wears stripper heals to a pumpkin patch ??

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    turd da third
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    lots of class showing in this pict —NOT

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    turd da third
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    those lips look just like the front bumpers on a ’53 Buick

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