Shauna Sand Missed Us and Other News

- Alyssa Milano is pregnant. [TooFab]

- Peter Gianquinto strikes again. [Popeater]

- James Franco makes Burlesque slightly less nauseating. [Dlisted]

- DVDs that will get you laid this week without promises of Bentley. (Suck it, Charlie Sheen.) [Maxim]

- Adele is the anti-Gaga. [Lainey Gossip]

- Why can’t Russians do anything normally? [BuzzFeed]

- I hereby retract the above statement, nostrovia! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Amanda Seyfried is most comfortable naked. [The Fab Life]

- But still needs to explain this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Situation’s entire physical appearance explained. [IDLYITW]

- Ashton Kutcher knows that grandiose gestures are the best way to avoid suspicion show love. [Starpulse]

- Oprah rewards another couple for shitting out a litter of kids. Oh, good. [Bossip]

- And on the subject of people who should never be with child, Mariah Carey. [Celebslam]

- The reason that $40,000 in student debt is justifiable. Even if you work at Applebee’s. [theCHIVE]

- Torrie Wilson makes it okay to watch WWE. Almost. [Bleacher Report]

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