- Alyssa Milano is pregnant. [TooFab]
- Peter Gianquinto strikes again. [Popeater]
- James Franco makes Burlesque slightly less nauseating. [Dlisted]
- DVDs that will get you laid this week without promises of Bentley. (Suck it, Charlie Sheen.) [Maxim]
- Adele is the anti-Gaga. [Lainey Gossip]
- Why can’t Russians do anything normally? [BuzzFeed]
- I hereby retract the above statement, nostrovia! [Hollywood Tuna]
- Amanda Seyfried is most comfortable naked. [The Fab Life]
- But still needs to explain this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- The Situation’s entire physical appearance explained. [IDLYITW]
- Ashton Kutcher knows that grandiose gestures are the best way to avoid suspicion show love. [Starpulse]
- Oprah rewards another couple for shitting out a litter of kids. Oh, good. [Bossip]
- And on the subject of people who should never be with child, Mariah Carey. [Celebslam]
- The reason that $40,000 in student debt is justifiable. Even if you work at Applebee’s. [theCHIVE]
- Torrie Wilson makes it okay to watch WWE. Almost. [Bleacher Report]
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Like to spread my toes in that sand.
Have you seen the sex tape? You need to spread everything to fit into that sand.
I watched her sex tape. She blankly starred at the camera while she got plowed, like it wasn’t even happening. I was pretty disappointed.
Well that, and her vag looked like the fucking Unabomber hit it.
So, her “vag” matches her face, then?
I’d take a detour into her ass
Old whore plus wrecked vagina equals yawn. Math is fun.
wtf she has NO hips at all, like the backside of a man!
As a dude, I hope my ass looks that good at 39.
UGLIEST BITCH WHORE ON THE PLANTET!
FAKE TITS, FAKE FA CE, FAKE MOUTH, TUMMY TUCK, FAKE LIFE, WOW…THIS BITCH IS JUST BEYOND NASTY, HOW DOES SHE EVEN GET A GUY, DOES SHE PAY THEM??? I BET HER BOY TOY HAS YOUNGER GFS ON THE SIDE, SHE IS ONE NASTY UGLY LOOKING OLD WOMAN! GOOD GOD!
Tell me how you really feel.
+ 1 it’s fuckin vile
Lorenzo show some respect to your baby mama…
holy christ mariah carey IS frank sinatra!
SHit those boobs are getting so saggy she needs that top plus her ass is really getting to no muscle at all and which means more sag. I think it is time you just skip bathing suits and start wearing full clothes.
Mariah Carey is a 24-karat gold plated whale.
Why do I feel this is ground hog day?
Did you see your shadow? Are you making the same comments over and over? I don’t know!
Ding, ding, ding….That’s one of the 10 things, you got 9 to go…
Why do I get replies from people who you cant determine what their sex is? is that a reflection on me? I resent that….
Now here’s the dilemma for you “Shart”, if you respond to me your my troll, if you don’t, you send some kind of message which associated with extreme delusion. And you get the warm feeling of closeness with strangers…
‘I know what I would do…
Rough Daddy=Bill Murray? Shart is both ambiguous and nobody’s troll.
You are my troll”shart”, don’t be ashamed of it, I am a stand up guy. What? are you waiting for someone to do it first? You think, Im going to get all bent out of shape, because you skip over my comment and pretend someone with a much cornier comment is funny?
As a matter of fact, I like it I feel like you’re tap dancing for me. And you go out of your way to do it’ BTW dont feel special yet “shart” I am using you as a prototype…
Now where did you dig up the name I debuted on this website from?
why does her body look off?
I think that she looks amazingly life-like today,
Looks like a promo for another porn filming session.
Is he fingering her right on the beach? Classy.
It’s sad that she obviously tries so damn hard & looks so damned haggard. Those implants are way past the expiration date; get some new ones.
Wonder what kind of cash/presents she has to lay out to keep that hot young gigolo around?
I think that “hot young gigolo” has a mullet… Ew
Shauna Sand, wow nice body, tho that face totally ruins it. I need my bjs.
look at this skank.
she’s got that playboy bunny tattoo in a futile attempt to stay relevant.
what has she accomplished in life besides posing nude in playboy?
dumb ugly hoe with nasty tits.
Who the hell proudly displays a Playboy bunny tattoo? I gave my husband a bunny car air freshener for a birthday joke–that’s exactly what it is, a joke.
I love her skank self, even though I saw those flappers of hers. But couldn’t she atleast have gotten a new suit, WTF?
Wook eweywone. No mow wipples in my woobies.
It’s nice of her to spend time with her son.
So what. Out in the workforce, theyd call the Situation a model employee. Just dont forget the guy during bonus time MTV.
That Adele song was annoying and repetitive as hell. I can’t stand Lady GaGa, but I almost prefer her over this overrated bore.
“Desperate Shauna” got a new haircut.
SHE IS BALD FROM THE NAVEL DOWN!!
Obviously she is on her way to a new porn video shoot!
What else could explain carrying a pair of see-through, open toed, hooker heels on the beach?…..Wait a minute! She got a “three for” at the plastic surgeon, two fake tits and a fake brain!
agree with most of the posts but that ass looks great!
“does heels are made for whoring, and that’s just what they’ll do – and someday all over you”
Odd that she looks hot in this picture, and wrinkled and sad in pretty much every other picture. Looks like some photographer threw her a pity airbrushing.