Shauna Sand Missed Us and Other News

February 22nd, 2011 // 38 Comments

- Alyssa Milano is pregnant. [TooFab]

- Peter Gianquinto strikes again. [Popeater]

- James Franco makes Burlesque slightly less nauseating. [Dlisted]

- DVDs that will get you laid this week without promises of Bentley. (Suck it, Charlie Sheen.) [Maxim]

- Adele is the anti-Gaga. [Lainey Gossip]

- Why can’t Russians do anything normally? [BuzzFeed]

- I hereby retract the above statement, nostrovia! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Amanda Seyfried is most comfortable naked. [The Fab Life]

- But still needs to explain this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Situation’s entire physical appearance explained. [IDLYITW]

- Ashton Kutcher knows that grandiose gestures are the best way to avoid suspicion show love. [Starpulse]

- Oprah rewards another couple for shitting out a litter of kids. Oh, good. [Bossip]

- And on the subject of people who should never be with child, Mariah Carey. [Celebslam]

- The reason that $40,000 in student debt is justifiable. Even if you work at Applebee’s. [theCHIVE]

- Torrie Wilson makes it okay to watch WWE. Almost. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Cardinal Fang

    Like to spread my toes in that sand.

  2. Deacon Jones

    I watched her sex tape. She blankly starred at the camera while she got plowed, like it wasn’t even happening. I was pretty disappointed.

    Well that, and her vag looked like the fucking Unabomber hit it.

  3. welldoneson

    So, her “vag” matches her face, then?

  4. Hugh Gentry

    I’d take a detour into her ass

  5. jojo

    Old whore plus wrecked vagina equals yawn. Math is fun.

  6. Shauna Sand
    Kayle
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf she has NO hips at all, like the backside of a man!

  7. Kayle

    UGLIEST BITCH WHORE ON THE PLANTET!

    FAKE TITS, FAKE FA CE, FAKE MOUTH, TUMMY TUCK, FAKE LIFE, WOW…THIS BITCH IS JUST BEYOND NASTY, HOW DOES SHE EVEN GET A GUY, DOES SHE PAY THEM??? I BET HER BOY TOY HAS YOUNGER GFS ON THE SIDE, SHE IS ONE NASTY UGLY LOOKING OLD WOMAN! GOOD GOD!

  8. holy christ mariah carey IS frank sinatra!

  9. Shauna Sand
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    SHit those boobs are getting so saggy she needs that top plus her ass is really getting to no muscle at all and which means more sag. I think it is time you just skip bathing suits and start wearing full clothes.

  10. Satan's bitch

    Mariah Carey is a 24-karat gold plated whale.

  11. 10 things you hate about Rough

    Why do I feel this is ground hog day?

    • Shart

      Did you see your shadow? Are you making the same comments over and over? I don’t know!

    • 10 things you hate about Rough

      Ding, ding, ding….That’s one of the 10 things, you got 9 to go…

      Why do I get replies from people who you cant determine what their sex is? is that a reflection on me? I resent that….

      Now here’s the dilemma for you “Shart”, if you respond to me your my troll, if you don’t, you send some kind of message which associated with extreme delusion. And you get the warm feeling of closeness with strangers…

      ‘I know what I would do…

    • Rough banging the internet with an iron cock

      You are my troll”shart”, don’t be ashamed of it, I am a stand up guy. What? are you waiting for someone to do it first? You think, Im going to get all bent out of shape, because you skip over my comment and pretend someone with a much cornier comment is funny?

      As a matter of fact, I like it I feel like you’re tap dancing for me. And you go out of your way to do it’ BTW dont feel special yet “shart” I am using you as a prototype…

      Now where did you dig up the name I debuted on this website from?

  12. alexandra

    why does her body look off?

  13. Shauna Sand
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a promo for another porn filming session.
    Is he fingering her right on the beach? Classy.

  14. Cock Dr

    It’s sad that she obviously tries so damn hard & looks so damned haggard. Those implants are way past the expiration date; get some new ones.
    Wonder what kind of cash/presents she has to lay out to keep that hot young gigolo around?

  15. Marten

    Shauna Sand, wow nice body, tho that face totally ruins it. I need my bjs.

  16. anonym

    look at this skank.

    she’s got that playboy bunny tattoo in a futile attempt to stay relevant.

    what has she accomplished in life besides posing nude in playboy?

    dumb ugly hoe with nasty tits.

    • Carolyn

      Who the hell proudly displays a Playboy bunny tattoo? I gave my husband a bunny car air freshener for a birthday joke–that’s exactly what it is, a joke.

  17. Shauna Sand
    Jester
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her skank self, even though I saw those flappers of hers. But couldn’t she atleast have gotten a new suit, WTF?

  18. Shauna Sand
    Fig
    Commented on this photo:

    Wook eweywone. No mow wipples in my woobies.

  19. Shauna Sand
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s nice of her to spend time with her son.

  20. Rough banging the internet with an iron cock

    So what. Out in the workforce, theyd call the Situation a model employee. Just dont forget the guy during bonus time MTV.

  21. lori

    That Adele song was annoying and repetitive as hell. I can’t stand Lady GaGa, but I almost prefer her over this overrated bore.

  22. aretha

    “Desperate Shauna” got a new haircut.
    SHE IS BALD FROM THE NAVEL DOWN!!

  23. babooda

    Obviously she is on her way to a new porn video shoot!
    What else could explain carrying a pair of see-through, open toed, hooker heels on the beach?…..Wait a minute! She got a “three for” at the plastic surgeon, two fake tits and a fake brain!

  24. Shauna Sand
    Richie
    Commented on this photo:

    agree with most of the posts but that ass looks great!

  25. Shauna Sand
    marie
    Commented on this photo:

    “does heels are made for whoring, and that’s just what they’ll do – and someday all over you”

  26. LEB

    Odd that she looks hot in this picture, and wrinkled and sad in pretty much every other picture. Looks like some photographer threw her a pity airbrushing.

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