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I’d totally stick my dick in her ass.
Jesus Drew,
Yesterday you called Sofia Vergara “nothing special” and now you’re butt fucking Shauna Sand?
You might be more demented than me. And that’s saying something, just ask the “escape” button on my laptop
I am pretty demented. I love perfect, fake tits, and nice asses. And come on, nobody can deny that, as disgusting as she is, Shauna has a killer ass.
Nice move gaining 5 pounds. she looks good, hope no one reads this…
awww thumbnail denied
i would stuck my ass in her dick
what a dirty, dirty… wait, where’d this boner come from?
nice running pics, wish it were a video.
What a nice way to finish the day with a big pair of fake tits. It puts a smile on my face…
Just keep on walking…..
Didn’t this woman used to be a Playboy centerfold? When was that, back in the Reagan years?
I think those implants need to be refreshed. They look a little past their expiration date.
First time I’ve seen this woman without 5 inch platform heels.
The farther away the camera, the better she looks.
Yeah, I’m surprised she doesn’t wear them into the water….
Big deal, she has been photographed wearing less dropping her kids off at school.
In the last pic she has a life vest on. What the hell does she need that for? Those big tits will keep her afloat better than a life jacket.
Those implants are old. They may have lost much of their buoyancy. She’s playing it safe.
The pictures where the big hat covers her face are the best. Pic #1 = scary!
The pics where the big hat covers her face are the best. PIc #1= scary!
You think that’s bad, try looking at the octopus she calls a pussy…..WHEW!
I watched her porn and was expecting Kuato to come out and high five the dude.
I’d still hit it though
Deacon,
I’ve been reading this site faithfully for three years, and I have never laffed so hard at anything on it. Props to you man. LMFAO
She looks like she has a moustache…ick.
first …. gross
no stripper platforms?! what gives?
New Banner girl with an awesome side profile.
WTF is that around her mouth in pic 1??? Did she toss a salad and forget to wipe?!?!?!
It looks like her moustache got wet.
What happened to her face?
Why doesn’t shauna sand get a tattoo on her face of a cock, pointing towards her mouth? She could even have an inscription saying “insert here”. It would be the most honest thing she’s ever done in her life…
These pictures don’t make me want to puke….the hell…
Now for those who missed the text, the Joan Rivers bit was awesome. For a 77 year old woman she’s sharp as a knife.
You’re all worthless pieces of shit! I hope you all die slow, agonizing deaths!
She looks masculine in profile.
Fuck she’s ugly.
Thank you Jack, I’m dying and in agony.
FIRST MAHFUCKAZ
I just wanted to see tits…not have a scarred memory. Yuck
I’d smash
Me too. Ow. Oh ow. I’m dying and in agony. Ow.
She finally took off the clear plastic stripper heels?
Hey wheres the stripper heels?
That’s exactly what I was asking!
neaderthalish….
ugly dirty diseased lookin & sun damage ..
ewwwwwwwwwwww….
LAWWWWD…
ya’ll must be insane..
most people think of porn now.
but let’s be honest: THERE IS NOTHING MORE.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!
NIce “INVISIBLE ASS”!!
She was hot back in here early days during the Lorenzo time.
Yo Fish, why are you posting pics of Guatemalan trannies?
I’d knock the dust off her pussy
The fact that Chase Crawford ADMITTEDLY had sex with this is enough to make my head spin. What the hell is up with men? I mean, are ALL PENISES BLIND???
Hot. I’d tap her in the ass, and she’d love it. She is a dirty girl.
And does she really need the life jacket in photo #10? With those flotation devices on her chest, no way she ever sinks.
Patrice, she is hot, nice thin athletic body and huge cans. Seriously, it would be like banging a real life Barbie. Girls play with Barbie as kids, guys want to bang girls that look like Barbie as adults. Pretty simple.
oooo i like :)
I’m sure I saw the expiration date stamped on those boobs. Butt her a$$ is look’n good.
cute dimples.
Shauna Sand’s GOT A HOT BODY!!!!