Shauna Sand in a Bikini and Other News

July 13th, 2010 // 53 Comments

- Taylor Lautner continues to be your new Tom Cruise. [Lainey Gossip]

- Vince Vaughn is gonna be a dad. [Dlisted]

- Danielle Staub is suing the other housewives. Of course. [Popeater]

- Audrina Patridge’s wonk-boobs endorse things now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bradley Cooper’s penis is susceptible to troll magic isn’t it? I knew it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Erika Christensen is still alive and chesty. [Popoholic]

- Sophie Turner in a bikini. [IDLYITW]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is stupid rich. We get it. [The Fab Life]

- Roman Polanski’s victim: “He’s no longer a threat to anyone.” [Bossip]

- Venus William’s nipple tape. [StarPulse]

- Khloe Kardashian claims she’s been mistaken for Mandy Moore. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Joan Rivers vs. Samantha Ronson. [Socialite Life]

- Lindsay Lohan’s new poster for Machete. [ICYDK]

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  1. Drew

    I’d totally stick my dick in her ass.

    • Deacon Jones

      Jesus Drew,

      Yesterday you called Sofia Vergara “nothing special” and now you’re butt fucking Shauna Sand?

      You might be more demented than me. And that’s saying something, just ask the “escape” button on my laptop

      • Drew

        I am pretty demented. I love perfect, fake tits, and nice asses. And come on, nobody can deny that, as disgusting as she is, Shauna has a killer ass.

  2. to sir, with ROUGH!

    Nice move gaining 5 pounds. she looks good, hope no one reads this…

  3. Shauna Sand
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    awww thumbnail denied

  4. gil

    i would stuck my ass in her dick

  5. Rush

    what a dirty, dirty… wait, where’d this boner come from?
    nice running pics, wish it were a video.

  6. What a nice way to finish the day with a big pair of fake tits. It puts a smile on my face…

  7. Shauna Sand
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    Just keep on walking…..
    Didn’t this woman used to be a Playboy centerfold? When was that, back in the Reagan years?
    I think those implants need to be refreshed. They look a little past their expiration date.

  8. First time I’ve seen this woman without 5 inch platform heels.
    The farther away the camera, the better she looks.

  9. Mandi

    Big deal, she has been photographed wearing less dropping her kids off at school.

  10. In the last pic she has a life vest on. What the hell does she need that for? Those big tits will keep her afloat better than a life jacket.

  11. Shauna Sand
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    The pictures where the big hat covers her face are the best. Pic #1 = scary!

  12. Murchie

    The pics where the big hat covers her face are the best. PIc #1= scary!

    • Deacon Jones

      You think that’s bad, try looking at the octopus she calls a pussy…..WHEW!

      I watched her porn and was expecting Kuato to come out and high five the dude.

      I’d still hit it though

      • dude

        I’ve been reading this site faithfully for three years, and I have never laffed so hard at anything on it. Props to you man. LMFAO

  13. ktb ( . )( . )

    She looks like she has a moustache…ick.

  14. Shauna Sand
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    first …. gross

  15. Shauna Sand
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    no stripper platforms?! what gives?

  16. JR's bullet

    New Banner girl with an awesome side profile.

  17. Shauna Sand
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    WTF is that around her mouth in pic 1??? Did she toss a salad and forget to wipe?!?!?!

  18. Shauna Sand
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    It looks like her moustache got wet.

  19. Shauna Sand
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    What happened to her face?

  20. She's a WHORE

    Why doesn’t shauna sand get a tattoo on her face of a cock, pointing towards her mouth? She could even have an inscription saying “insert here”. It would be the most honest thing she’s ever done in her life…

  21. Shauna Sand
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    These pictures don’t make me want to puke….the hell…

  22. Rufus The Cat

    Now for those who missed the text, the Joan Rivers bit was awesome. For a 77 year old woman she’s sharp as a knife.

  23. Jack Mykokov

    You’re all worthless pieces of shit! I hope you all die slow, agonizing deaths!

  24. Twinkle

    She looks masculine in profile.

  25. Applesauce

    Fuck she’s ugly.

  26. Carolyn

    Thank you Jack, I’m dying and in agony.

  27. Shauna Sand
    Get a clue
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  28. Shauna Sand
    Ah damnit
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    I just wanted to see tits…not have a scarred memory. Yuck

  29. Shauna Sand
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    I’d smash

  30. Jack's a douche

    Me too. Ow. Oh ow. I’m dying and in agony. Ow.

  31. Shauna Sand
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    She finally took off the clear plastic stripper heels?

  32. Shauna Sand
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    Hey wheres the stripper heels?

  33. Frank


  34. Shauna Sand
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    ugly dirty diseased lookin & sun damage ..

    ya’ll must be insane..

  35. captain america

    most people think of porn now.
    but let’s be honest: THERE IS NOTHING MORE.


  36. Shauna Sand
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  37. She was hot back in here early days during the Lorenzo time.

  38. Shauna Sand
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    Yo Fish, why are you posting pics of Guatemalan trannies?

  39. Shauna Sand
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    I’d knock the dust off her pussy

  40. Patrice

    The fact that Chase Crawford ADMITTEDLY had sex with this is enough to make my head spin. What the hell is up with men? I mean, are ALL PENISES BLIND???

  41. Shauna Sand
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    Hot. I’d tap her in the ass, and she’d love it. She is a dirty girl.

    And does she really need the life jacket in photo #10? With those flotation devices on her chest, no way she ever sinks.

  42. PunkA

    Patrice, she is hot, nice thin athletic body and huge cans. Seriously, it would be like banging a real life Barbie. Girls play with Barbie as kids, guys want to bang girls that look like Barbie as adults. Pretty simple.

  43. Shauna Sand
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    oooo i like :)

  44. Shauna Sand
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    I’m sure I saw the expiration date stamped on those boobs. Butt her a$$ is look’n good.

  45. Shauna Sand
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    cute dimples.

  46. RideBlackCowboyStudBrett

    Shauna Sand’s GOT A HOT BODY!!!!

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