Shauna Sand has to be doing this on purpose

September 19th, 2008 // 69 Comments

Shauna Sand flashed her panties for the second time this week while getting out of her car at Katsuya. Someone needs to explain to Shauna this is only hot for celebrities who aren’t on the cusp of menopause. So, unless she has a machine that can reverse the effects of time or turn me into Lorenzo Lamas, seriously, cut that shit out. In the meantime, I like how she’s getting hit on by Marilyn Manson’s kid brother “Howie.”

SHAUNA: Go away.
HOWIE: My mom gave me twenty bucks.
SHAUNA: I immediately find you attractive.

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  1. WOMEN!
    Stop starving yourselves! Try walking or fucking running and eat some fruit and veggies. It is disgusting to see skinny chicken legs. Fuck go to GNC and at least buy some Branch Chain amino acids, if not, when you starve yourself or live on coffee and vicodin your body begins to rob the muscles of aminos to survive and you start to look like a fucking Ethiopian Crackehead! Men do not want to fuck a rattle of paperclips in a deflated balloon. Don’t get me wrong I am NOT
    talking about fat chicks.
    FUCK FAT CHICKS!
    But we want to see some of your Greek Architecture, sort of a veritable anatomy lesson with nice tits and don’t forget to lace up those calves with some wedged Roman Sandals.
    Fuck your nails and take care of your pussy as well, keep it clean and fresh, take all the money you would waste on your nails and take care of your chocha!

  2. ann

    she is such white trash,is she on drugs???

  3. spike

    I just threw up in mouth a little bit.

  4. friendlyfires

    Whoa, Me thought ’twas the duck-lipped skeletor, but nigh, ;twis the stained pantied, sour dew snatch smelling wrinkle witch.

    Dry heaves.

    Dry heaves.

    OK, better.

    NO I’M NOT!!!!!!!

    HAAAUUUURRRRKKKKKHHHH!

  5. reply

    You know, if she just dressed down (ie less like a hooker) cut her hair and added some low lights, lightened up on the make-up…….oh, who am I kidding…. halfway through my own post, I gave up!

  6. HorribleJudgment

    I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Had she not been wearing underwear, I would have full-blown thrown up. And I know it would not have been shown, but even with the censor bar, or whatever, just the knowledge that behind that censor bar was a pre-menopausal vagina would’ve done me in. That hag does not dress age-appropriate. Women her age should not dress like hookers.

    While we’re at it, she should really cover up head to toe. The cheap fake tan is not covering up all of her massive flaws. And no, Shauna, the collagen lips have not made you look better. Nor has any of the other plastic surgery you’ve had done on your old, leathery, hangdog face. And what’s with the gnarled knobby witch hands? Ugh. I cannot take anymore.

  7. Melissa

    I think I see the outline of a dick there… this broad is the epitome of FUCKING DISGUSTING TRASH!!!

  8. EuroNeckPain

    Gee… Wikipedia says she was born in 1971… She is ONLY 37 ?????
    She looks like an old woman who had tons of surgery. Fake and weak. And the … thing next to her is ugly.

  9. humanwreckage

    Just a little more collagen in those lips and she’ll look like a living blow up doll.

  10. weird

    this is paris hilton and lindsay lohan in 20 years

  11. who?

    who is this chick?

  12. This is some sort of artist………………AND a WOMAN, folks

  13. Amy

    I’m almost positive that I saw her wearing the same see through outfit on Howard Stern years ago, same color and with the white underwear, too. I remember she was wearing a thong underneath it and the tag was sticking up.

  14. HorribleJudgment

    I personally thought from the story about her, and from how she looks, that she was in her late forties. I don’t care if she’s only 37. As far as I’m concerned, you’re as old as you look, and she looks pre-menopausal. So this UGGO needs to keep her blow-up doll collagen lips, fugly hangdog plastic surgery face, gnarled knobby witch hands, and old lady vagina locked away, far away from everyone else. This way no one has to see a sad, tan-looking, old lady dressed like a hooker, and no one will have to vomit after looking at her repulsive face, or her disgusting crotch.

  15. Mook

    She looks like a tranny. She looks awful

  16. I find Shauna Sand to be the most ridiculously skanky women on the planet. Seriously…I feel sorry for her daughters.

  17. Vol

    That OREO Obama would DEFINITELY hit that!!

  18. Lily

    Hey ! I don’t have anything to say about her, but I happen to know who that guy is.He’s the guitar player in one of the coolest bands I’ve heard in a long time. You oughta do your homework , before you start comparing him to untalented slugs. This guy’s band is the real deal!!!!!

  19. Lily

    Hey ! I don’t have anything to say about her, but I happen to know who that guy is.He’s the guitar player in one of the coolest bands I’ve heard in a long time. You oughta do your homework , before you start comparing him to untalented slugs. This guy’s band is the real deal!!!!!

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