Sharon Stone wants you to see her nipples

August 6th, 2009 // 77 Comments

Sharon Stone poses topless for Paris Match despite the fact she’s 51, and Basic Instinct hasn’t been part of the cultural zeitgeist in over a decade. Not that I’m equating this to some random elderly woman taking her shirt off, but why is this happening again? Was it Paris Match’s turn to make sure Photoshop still works? If so, looks alright to me. Could use less old people though. Any way to turn that down a notch?

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of hot flashes.

Photos: Paris Match [4,000th Post! - MR]
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  1. le fag

    publicity whore

  2. No thanks. I’ll pass. There are cougars and then there are mountain lions.

  3. Sweetessie

    I like her boots in the last photo.

  4. jlylec

    man that’s a good looking GILF…i’d knock any dust there was off that pussy!

  5. Deacon Jones

    That last outfit should be a requirement if you want to be a female sideline reporter during football season.

  6. stupidass

    or, at least, airbrush interpretations of her nipples’ likeness

  7. Amy

    I honestly wish they would just get rid of photoshop. Just show us how folks really look. We all aren’t so stupid to think that this 51 year old woman doesn’t have any wrinkles, veins, cellulite, flab, etc. etc. etc. I’m 24 and my body doesn’t even come close to looking as good as hers in this picture. But I’m sure after photoshop, I’d have the body of a goddess. This just isn’t right.

  8. Zanna

    You don’t want to know how mountain lion shit smells.

  9. huh?

    Looks like David Bowie

  10. Deacon Jones

    @7
    blahblahblahblah…..BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!

    …let us dream Amy

  11. TOTAL

    I honestly only remember her in TOTAL RECALL. I think that was her best acting and Arnie’s one liners, “Considadis a divorce” LOL

  12. melissa

    she looks amaaaaaaaaazing! damn

  13. fgsfg

    I’d still hit that.. Just gotta be worried about her stabbing me with an ice pick afterwards.. Or maybe her vagina has teeth!

  14. nunayobizness

    A good friend waited on her at the Biltmore in Phoenix, AZ. Said she was a complete bitch and insisted on being waited on hand and foot. When she brought her chips and guacamole like she requested, Stone take her hand and pushed it right back at my friend and said ‘take this green stuff away, what is that?!’ I mean, who doesn’t know what guacamole looks like?! She is just an eccentric bitch.

  15. cuntychops

    @15

    That is a BRILLIANT story! Well done!

    Now fuck off.

  16. Haywood Jablowme

    I would do this woman so hard and for so long that I’d still be doing her in the old age home. She is freaking fantastic! I was soooo in love with her in Total Recall (and anything else she’s been in). She’s bat-shit crazy, gorgeous with a great body and completely self-confident. Sex with her would be a mind-altering experience.

  17. Nanny Ogg

    At least it’s not Madonna

  18. #17 – dude, that’s because she’s part preying mantis… Bitch’ll chew your head off – literally – and feast on your brains as she climaxes…

  19. Christina

    I’m 19 and a 51 year old has a better body than me? WOW

  20. little rascal

    I can’t believe this woman is 51. Simply amazing!

  21. She looks close to that, shes very skinny these days. Give the old bag a novelty fuck…Y —not…

  22. 1984

    Photoshop.. (again way overused)

  23. Courtyardpigeon

    The woman is just one of those gorgeous people of the earth at any age. Look at candid photos of her walking down the street and you’ll see she’s still amazing looking. Just nature.

  24. damn

    it’s funny how POV changes with aging,
    when you’re:
    16 you see a 20 year old and think “she’s hot, I’d bang the shit outta her”
    you see a 30 year old and think “meh! she’s old”, and a 40/50 year old and think “eww, mom, is that you?!”

    when you’re:
    25 you see a 16 year old and think “she’s DAMN hot, I’d bang the shit outta her”
    you see a 30 year old and think “meh! I pass”, and a 40/50 year old and think “eww, mom, is that you?!”

    when you’re:
    35 you see a 16 year old and think “she’s FUCKING hot, I’d bang the shit outta her to the power of 10″
    you see a 30 year old and think “if she pays me why not”, and a 40/50 year old and remember “eww, mom, was that you?!”

    when you’re:
    50 you see a 16 year old and think “she’s FUCKING hot, I’d bang the shit outta her if it wasn’t for my prostate”
    you see a 30 year old and think “I wish she was 16″, and a 40/50 year old and think “I’m still young inside, where’s my 16 year old?!”

    when you’re:
    70 you better have a shitload of money ’cause anything pre-menopause and after puberty makes your pacemaker tingle!

  25. farty mcshitface

    geez people, you would think some folks would be familiar with the word photoshop by now. this was all pure bullshit. she does not look like that. besides, her body looks like total shit!
    those legs are like sickly toothpicks. she looks like hohan. only a little younger (due to photoshop)

  26. Tad Bit Tipsy

    @25 Bravo!!!

  27. titmunky

    Notice how she’s raising her arms in ALL of the topless shots… Must be saggy otherwise LOL.

  28. titmunky

    Notice how she’s raising her arms in ALL of the topless shots… Must be saggy otherwise LOL. Why is she famous anyways??? Oh yeah, because some cameraman caught an upskirt bush-shot and decided to sneak it into the movie. What a tramp.

  29. titmunky

    Notice how she’s raising her arms in ALL of the topless shots… Must be saggy otherwise LOL. Why is she famous anyways??? Oh yeah, because some cameraman caught an upskirt bush-shot and decided to sneak it into the movie. What a tramp. I’d still do her.

  30. Jen

    # 25, meh, you need to up the ages a little. When I was 16, I weighed about 80 pounds, was in the 10th grade, and was very unattractive. I didn’t start looking decent until I was about 18 or 19. I’m sorry you’re a perv. Also, I’m only 24, but 30 is def. not old. Forty, yes, but not 30.

  31. Maximus

    She has never once, in her entire life, been either talented or useful.

  32. worst cover ever

    This woman is not and has never been remotely attractive.
    And she can’t act.

  33. Jamie's Uterus

    She showed us her pussy before, this is nothing.

  34. jt

    fake. i’d rather blow up a balloon.

  35. sin

    If her tits were a lot bigger, i would think it was Lindsay Lohan.

  36. Randall

    I’d Bang her hard until she breaks a hip and laugh as she struggles to walk and says “I’ve fallen and I cant get Up.”

    so to recap, Randall is into trannies, racism, pedophilia, is a chronic masturbator. and abuses the elderly

    Randall

  37. sin

    Photoshopped or not. She looks HOT!

  38. Feckless

    She looks a thousand times better than Madonna. OK, so that’s not saying much. MADONNA LOOKS LIKE THE LANDLADY FROM KINGPIN.

  39. Jeffer

    At least she is wearing something to hold that saggy gut of hers in. And she has NO ASS at all. It’s all about angles and Photoshop you fools.

  40. hamper_lint

    She looks great !

    Photoshop your girlfriends and see if they look half this good .. that is if any of you meanies have girlfriends.

  41. #31. Jen. 40 is NOT fucking old. Now go away & fuck a donkeys nut.

  42. Humpinfrog

    I can see the photographer in the banner pic saying, “show me your cougar look…..yeah that’s right baby……show those claws….uh uh…uh hu… yeah that’s right…..raaaawwwwrrrr! We gotta shoot girls. Now get this goddamn vasaline off my lense!”.

  43. ben

    koo koo ka choo Mrs. Robinson

  44. Boo

    This is one picture that I didn’t even click on to see it without the stars because I didn’t want to vomit, and did anyone else notice that her shadows don’t match her poses. I think she is a ghost.

  45. I think this is photoshopped and I’m wondering what she’s thinking. Isn’t there an age limit on this? Is she trying to compete with the young jittabugs?

  46. Ryan the Canadian

    I would administer a terse rogering….but only because it’s been awhile. I am tired of the hands on approach….5 tackle 1…..Palmela Handerson……just sayin’….

  47. robert

    these pix make me wonder why sharon stone has her breasts exposed yet is wearing a corset-like thing. i fear the tummy…

  48. karr

    Comically obvious implants… I haven’t seen a boob that round and high up with a dead-center nipple in a while, especially on a 50 year old.
    But I gotta admit, that was probably her best option.

  49. ***RARF***

    @ 7 Amy – Fishing for compliments, are you? Come on, you can’t be as goony looking as this moldering soured corpse. I bet you’d know not to pose like this at the very least. Seems like ANYONE should know not to pose like this. She looks like a fool. Can’t imagine anyone looking good in these poses, except maybe the last one. Not Stone, though.

    @ 25 damn – I don’t think I had any aversion to under forty women when I was 16. As long as they weren’t fat or have that mommy helmet hair.

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