Sharon Stone poses topless for Paris Match despite the fact she’s 51, and Basic Instinct hasn’t been part of the cultural zeitgeist in over a decade. Not that I’m equating this to some random elderly woman taking her shirt off, but why is this happening again? Was it Paris Match’s turn to make sure Photoshop still works? If so, looks alright to me. Could use less old people though. Any way to turn that down a notch?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of hot flashes.
Photos: Paris Match [4,000th Post! - MR]
le fag | August 6, 2009 at 4:23 pm
publicity whore
Adam | August 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm
No thanks. I’ll pass. There are cougars and then there are mountain lions.
Sweetessie | August 6, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I like her boots in the last photo.
jlylec | August 6, 2009 at 4:29 pm
man that’s a good looking GILF…i’d knock any dust there was off that pussy!
Deacon Jones | August 6, 2009 at 4:29 pm
That last outfit should be a requirement if you want to be a female sideline reporter during football season.
stupidass | August 6, 2009 at 4:32 pm
or, at least, airbrush interpretations of her nipples’ likeness
Amy | August 6, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I honestly wish they would just get rid of photoshop. Just show us how folks really look. We all aren’t so stupid to think that this 51 year old woman doesn’t have any wrinkles, veins, cellulite, flab, etc. etc. etc. I’m 24 and my body doesn’t even come close to looking as good as hers in this picture. But I’m sure after photoshop, I’d have the body of a goddess. This just isn’t right.
Zanna | August 6, 2009 at 4:38 pm
You don’t want to know how mountain lion shit smells.
Amy | August 6, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I mean, this is what she really looks like: http://patrishka.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/sharon-stone-nomakeup.jpg
huh? | August 6, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Looks like David Bowie
Deacon Jones | August 6, 2009 at 4:51 pm
@7
blahblahblahblah…..BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!
…let us dream Amy
TOTAL | August 6, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I honestly only remember her in TOTAL RECALL. I think that was her best acting and Arnie’s one liners, “Considadis a divorce” LOL
melissa | August 6, 2009 at 4:56 pm
she looks amaaaaaaaaazing! damn
fgsfg | August 6, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I’d still hit that.. Just gotta be worried about her stabbing me with an ice pick afterwards.. Or maybe her vagina has teeth!
nunayobizness | August 6, 2009 at 5:00 pm
A good friend waited on her at the Biltmore in Phoenix, AZ. Said she was a complete bitch and insisted on being waited on hand and foot. When she brought her chips and guacamole like she requested, Stone take her hand and pushed it right back at my friend and said ‘take this green stuff away, what is that?!’ I mean, who doesn’t know what guacamole looks like?! She is just an eccentric bitch.
cuntychops | August 6, 2009 at 5:07 pm
@15
That is a BRILLIANT story! Well done!
Now fuck off.
Haywood Jablowme | August 6, 2009 at 5:10 pm
I would do this woman so hard and for so long that I’d still be doing her in the old age home. She is freaking fantastic! I was soooo in love with her in Total Recall (and anything else she’s been in). She’s bat-shit crazy, gorgeous with a great body and completely self-confident. Sex with her would be a mind-altering experience.
Nanny Ogg | August 6, 2009 at 5:19 pm
At least it’s not Madonna
RichPort's Ghost | August 6, 2009 at 5:25 pm
#17 – dude, that’s because she’s part preying mantis… Bitch’ll chew your head off – literally – and feast on your brains as she climaxes…
Christina | August 6, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I’m 19 and a 51 year old has a better body than me? WOW
little rascal | August 6, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I can’t believe this woman is 51. Simply amazing!
ROUGH Daddy | August 6, 2009 at 5:51 pm
She looks close to that, shes very skinny these days. Give the old bag a novelty fuck…Y —not…
1984 | August 6, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Photoshop.. (again way overused)
Courtyardpigeon | August 6, 2009 at 6:04 pm
The woman is just one of those gorgeous people of the earth at any age. Look at candid photos of her walking down the street and you’ll see she’s still amazing looking. Just nature.
damn | August 6, 2009 at 6:06 pm
it’s funny how POV changes with aging,
when you’re:
16 you see a 20 year old and think “she’s hot, I’d bang the shit outta her”
you see a 30 year old and think “meh! she’s old”, and a 40/50 year old and think “eww, mom, is that you?!”
when you’re:
25 you see a 16 year old and think “she’s DAMN hot, I’d bang the shit outta her”
you see a 30 year old and think “meh! I pass”, and a 40/50 year old and think “eww, mom, is that you?!”
when you’re:
35 you see a 16 year old and think “she’s FUCKING hot, I’d bang the shit outta her to the power of 10″
you see a 30 year old and think “if she pays me why not”, and a 40/50 year old and remember “eww, mom, was that you?!”
when you’re:
50 you see a 16 year old and think “she’s FUCKING hot, I’d bang the shit outta her if it wasn’t for my prostate”
you see a 30 year old and think “I wish she was 16″, and a 40/50 year old and think “I’m still young inside, where’s my 16 year old?!”
when you’re:
70 you better have a shitload of money ’cause anything pre-menopause and after puberty makes your pacemaker tingle!
farty mcshitface | August 6, 2009 at 6:11 pm
geez people, you would think some folks would be familiar with the word photoshop by now. this was all pure bullshit. she does not look like that. besides, her body looks like total shit!
those legs are like sickly toothpicks. she looks like hohan. only a little younger (due to photoshop)
Tad Bit Tipsy | August 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm
@25 Bravo!!!
titmunky | August 6, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Notice how she’s raising her arms in ALL of the topless shots… Must be saggy otherwise LOL.
titmunky | August 6, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Notice how she’s raising her arms in ALL of the topless shots… Must be saggy otherwise LOL. Why is she famous anyways??? Oh yeah, because some cameraman caught an upskirt bush-shot and decided to sneak it into the movie. What a tramp.
titmunky | August 6, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Notice how she’s raising her arms in ALL of the topless shots… Must be saggy otherwise LOL. Why is she famous anyways??? Oh yeah, because some cameraman caught an upskirt bush-shot and decided to sneak it into the movie. What a tramp. I’d still do her.
Jen | August 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm
# 25, meh, you need to up the ages a little. When I was 16, I weighed about 80 pounds, was in the 10th grade, and was very unattractive. I didn’t start looking decent until I was about 18 or 19. I’m sorry you’re a perv. Also, I’m only 24, but 30 is def. not old. Forty, yes, but not 30.
Maximus | August 6, 2009 at 6:46 pm
She has never once, in her entire life, been either talented or useful.
worst cover ever | August 6, 2009 at 6:48 pm
This woman is not and has never been remotely attractive.
And she can’t act.
Jamie's Uterus | August 6, 2009 at 7:04 pm
She showed us her pussy before, this is nothing.
jt | August 6, 2009 at 7:07 pm
fake. i’d rather blow up a balloon.
sin | August 6, 2009 at 7:08 pm
If her tits were a lot bigger, i would think it was Lindsay Lohan.
Randall | August 6, 2009 at 7:10 pm
I’d Bang her hard until she breaks a hip and laugh as she struggles to walk and says “I’ve fallen and I cant get Up.”
so to recap, Randall is into trannies, racism, pedophilia, is a chronic masturbator. and abuses the elderly
Randall
sin | August 6, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Photoshopped or not. She looks HOT!
Feckless | August 6, 2009 at 7:32 pm
She looks a thousand times better than Madonna. OK, so that’s not saying much. MADONNA LOOKS LIKE THE LANDLADY FROM KINGPIN.
Jeffer | August 6, 2009 at 7:39 pm
At least she is wearing something to hold that saggy gut of hers in. And she has NO ASS at all. It’s all about angles and Photoshop you fools.
hamper_lint | August 6, 2009 at 7:41 pm
She looks great !
Photoshop your girlfriends and see if they look half this good .. that is if any of you meanies have girlfriends.
isitin | August 6, 2009 at 8:12 pm
#31. Jen. 40 is NOT fucking old. Now go away & fuck a donkeys nut.
Humpinfrog | August 6, 2009 at 8:47 pm
I can see the photographer in the banner pic saying, “show me your cougar look…..yeah that’s right baby……show those claws….uh uh…uh hu… yeah that’s right…..raaaawwwwrrrr! We gotta shoot girls. Now get this goddamn vasaline off my lense!”.
ben | August 6, 2009 at 9:02 pm
koo koo ka choo Mrs. Robinson
Boo | August 6, 2009 at 10:00 pm
This is one picture that I didn’t even click on to see it without the stars because I didn’t want to vomit, and did anyone else notice that her shadows don’t match her poses. I think she is a ghost.
Jonathon | August 6, 2009 at 10:11 pm
I think this is photoshopped and I’m wondering what she’s thinking. Isn’t there an age limit on this? Is she trying to compete with the young jittabugs?
Ryan the Canadian | August 6, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I would administer a terse rogering….but only because it’s been awhile. I am tired of the hands on approach….5 tackle 1…..Palmela Handerson……just sayin’….
robert | August 7, 2009 at 1:43 am
these pix make me wonder why sharon stone has her breasts exposed yet is wearing a corset-like thing. i fear the tummy…
karr | August 7, 2009 at 5:00 am
Comically obvious implants… I haven’t seen a boob that round and high up with a dead-center nipple in a while, especially on a 50 year old.
But I gotta admit, that was probably her best option.
Narcissist | August 7, 2009 at 5:46 am
***RARF***
@ 7 Amy – Fishing for compliments, are you? Come on, you can’t be as goony looking as this moldering soured corpse. I bet you’d know not to pose like this at the very least. Seems like ANYONE should know not to pose like this. She looks like a fool. Can’t imagine anyone looking good in these poses, except maybe the last one. Not Stone, though.
@ 25 damn – I don’t think I had any aversion to under forty women when I was 16. As long as they weren’t fat or have that mommy helmet hair.