While flying from New York to Los Angeles last Friday, Sharon Stone stayed in first-class while her 9-month-old son, Laird, sat in coach with the nanny. During the flight, Sharon made her way back to coach to tell the nanny to keep Laird in his seat even if he started crying. A spokeswoman explains:
“First class was sold out. She tried to get them seats in first class but couldn’t, and she didn’t want them on a separate plane.”
Sure, she could have just sucked it up and sat in coach with her baby, but the key to good parenting is hiring a nanny to take care of all that stuff for you so you can nap in peace. It’s like the first thing they teach you in parenting school. That and shaking the baby really hard when they misbehave.
Gerald Tarrant | April 4, 2006 at 5:14 pm
How does this old broad have a 9month old?
? shhexycorin ? | April 4, 2006 at 5:16 pm
They were lucky not to be put in a crate with the suitcases. Bloody cold in there, it is.
doesntmatter | April 4, 2006 at 5:17 pm
oh she is so gross. teaching her kid he’s not good enough. i mean, at that age, she can put him on her lap. what an awful lady. and my god, how many innocent animals died for that coat. AWFUL WOMAN!!!
Obadiah | April 4, 2006 at 5:22 pm
Sharon Stone can’t hold the kid on her lap because that makes it harder for her to show off her saggy ol’ crotch parts.
PostmanR | April 4, 2006 at 5:24 pm
I agree with number 1. Sharon Stone is too old to be a movie star nowadays, let alone having a 9-month old.
PostmanR | April 4, 2006 at 5:24 pm
I agree with number 1. Sharon Stone is too old to be a movie star nowadays, let alone having a 9-month old.
andrewthezeppo | April 4, 2006 at 5:24 pm
Wow she’s as good a mother as she is an actress….I take that back, she was good in Casino.
She’s as good at parrenting as she is at choosing scripts.
CoJo | April 4, 2006 at 5:25 pm
#1 – “How does this old broad have a 9month old?”
She bought one, like all the other celebrities do…they can’t manage to commit themseleves to a long term relationship, but they can get babies at the drop of a dime (or a check)- literally while committed parents interested in creating loving families go on waiting lists for years and years and years.
It’s bullshit. Sharon Stones a crazy old whore anyway…anyone seen my mommy’s pussy?
suzy | April 4, 2006 at 5:26 pm
yea, since when did she have a kid?
and that’s a dispicable situation.. she thinks she is all high and mighty.. be a freaking mom and sit with your kid… not the nanny’s.. and plus i’d have more respect for her if she did sit coach! what’s the difference? a different section of the plane thats all.. you’re still going to the same destination!
Gerald Tarrant | April 4, 2006 at 5:28 pm
I figured she bought a kid. Just not sure what nationality is Hollywood’s current flavor of the month.
lawgrrl | April 4, 2006 at 5:30 pm
What a cold, selfish witch
Akapee | April 4, 2006 at 5:30 pm
I thought one of the keys to good parenting was exposing your beaver while wearing a really short white dress with no undies on.
Akapee | April 4, 2006 at 5:30 pm
I thought one of the keys to good parenting was exposing your beaver while wearing a really short white dress with no undies on.
suzy | April 4, 2006 at 5:31 pm
sit with your kid, not have the nanny do all the work****** is what i meant
RunningWithScissors | April 4, 2006 at 5:34 pm
#3 Your coat-related rantings offend me and my family of creatures-that-are-eaten-by-innocent-creatures-that-make-up-Sharon-Stone’s-coat.
At least she’s wearing clothes.
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | April 4, 2006 at 5:45 pm
Airport Guy: “Mam you can’t check your baby, only baggage”
Sharon: “What do you think this is, a bundle of joy? Fine put it in coach”
She then waives an ice pick in the nanny’s face “don’t let it cry, or else it gets it” (makes the psycho jab move)
Spindoc | April 4, 2006 at 5:58 pm
The site is very messed up today as far as getting your comments posted.
Spindoc | April 4, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Do people in Hollywood live on Planet Earth???
Then again, I guess if you’ve bought your kid you don’t care as much as a real mother would.
imabeeatch | April 4, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Speaking of bad parenting, I found a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow’s new baby…
http://www.funlol.com/pictures/bad-parenting-101.html
angelatbone | April 4, 2006 at 6:02 pm
hahahaaha…hillarious. What a looser. (Though her story does seem somewhat legit).
Did you know she is also in stuidos making a music CD.
Its the second article on THE VElVET HOT TUB.
http://www.thevelvethottub.com
http://www.velvethottub.com
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 4, 2006 at 6:06 pm
She bestows upon the kid so pretentious a name as Laird, then makes him fly coach? The heartless bitch. Isn’t it bad enough he’s going to grow up with legions of others taunting him that they’ve seen his mom’s pudendom? I must say, I really don’t see what all the fuss is about. When I went on vacation as a child, my Dad stowed me in an Igloo ice cooler.
Kevin | April 4, 2006 at 6:07 pm
Why adopt if you’re just going to hire a nanny?
bravegirl01 | April 4, 2006 at 6:25 pm
check her out in Huff on Showtime. She’s really good, and hey, you get to see her ass as Oliver Platt drags her stoned sorry self off a pool table.
cibby | April 4, 2006 at 6:30 pm
I remember Sharon Stone in some movie about a bullfighter. What’s that movie?
She was pretty icy-cold in that one. Sexy, too!
krisdylee | April 4, 2006 at 6:33 pm
I don’t understand what all the hullabaloo is all about. The times that I actually remember to bring my kids, I usually stow them in the trunk, so as to appear young, footloose and fancy free. Animal carriers are alos a great option.
MizScarlett | April 4, 2006 at 6:36 pm
If this shizz ain’t bad enuff, Sharon has yet another kid, a son she adopted when she was married to Phil Bronstein, who used to run the San Francisco Chronicle. I think he left her after she had his balls(Phil’s, not the son’s) for dinner one night, with some asparagus tips and a bottle of Moet.
If she wanted to silence this kid, why didn’t she just have the airline show trailers from “Basic Instinct 2″? That way, all of Coach would have been comatose, making for a nice, peaceful trip home for Lady S.
bloodyvictim | April 4, 2006 at 6:54 pm
#16 holy shit that made e laugh… I love bursting out into sporadic laughter then getting the ‘dirty eye’ from my boss… thanks a lot.
This is very douchebagian behaviour from Sharon Stone-cold Ice Witch of the North
Trashyboy | April 4, 2006 at 6:59 pm
OMG Sharon Stone shakes her baby?
staticbumblebee | April 4, 2006 at 7:00 pm
@10: I hear Ukranians are in this Spring.
Grphdesi23 | April 4, 2006 at 7:02 pm
I think that for every baby she brings on the plane with her, she should get frequent flyer miles.
Erienne | April 4, 2006 at 7:03 pm
angelatbone #20, stop plugging that gay site. its retarded. its pretty much the same thing as the superficial so why would I check both when the cooler kids are obviously here?
ebayfan414 | April 4, 2006 at 7:08 pm
I wonder if she locks her kids in the den with the nanny and makes them all eat dog food, while she eats her chef-prepared course.
playahater101 | April 4, 2006 at 7:09 pm
These celebs treat their shoes better than they treat their kids. That’s just disgusting. She thinks she’s hot again and now a kid makes her look old and unattractive so she pawns off tghe kid on the nanny. Why adopt when you aren’t even going to spend any time with them?
Nyzaaaah | April 4, 2006 at 7:09 pm
You know, she actually has TWO purchased babies. One is 4 and the other is 9 months. So while the baby is with a nanny in economy, I’m assuming the other kid is strapped to the wings or flying the plane or has been left in the mansion Home Alone style.
Oh the hilarity.
Craig & "em" | April 4, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Nice Beaver!
I Mean Coat!
kdub | April 4, 2006 at 7:36 pm
hey guys are all so cool
kdub | April 4, 2006 at 7:39 pm
wow
kdub | April 4, 2006 at 7:40 pm
not what i meant go mariners
quibbles_quaint | April 4, 2006 at 7:47 pm
I hope her upcoming album doesn’t include any lullabies.
mamacita | April 4, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Wow. A celebrity who’s a bad parent?!! I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you. Damn. When I buy something, I usually just use it for a while till I’m tired of it, then return it to Wal-Mart and get my money back so I can buy something else. What? You can’t do that with kids??!! Says who?
Spacedog | April 4, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Cruella DeVille is damn crazy. Was gonna say — did she pump out a kid?
Hittin’ that would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
BarbadoSlim | April 4, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Sharon Stone? Hot again?
I think not, BI2 is a big flop, she’ll be doing Sci-Fi Original films in no time.
kazanski13 | April 4, 2006 at 8:17 pm
I want to play speed bag on that untallented cunts meat flaps.
And who the hell let the crypt keeper adopt a child anyway??
MeganHarris | April 4, 2006 at 8:23 pm
super mom of the year.
whackjob | April 4, 2006 at 8:42 pm
Everytime I see a post about this douche-bag (hey, is douchebag hyphenated?) I just know its gonna be one more thing for me to file away in the “10,000 things I hate about this stupid bitch who just won’t go away” file.
Stupid, stupid c**t
whackjob | April 4, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Everytime I see a post about this douche-bag (hey, is douchebag hyphenated?) I just know its gonna be one more thing for me to file away in the “10,000 things I hate about this stupid bitch who won’t go away” file.
Stupid, stupid c**t
whackjob | April 4, 2006 at 8:45 pm
so if you get the “error 404, page cannot be displayed” page when trying to post, then try again, you get a double post.
excellent, double the retarded posts (mine included) and double the fun!
sweetcheeks | April 4, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Remember Sharon’s character in Casino? Snorting coke in front of her kid, tying her to the bed so she could go out and whore around… seems like a classic case of life imitating art.
If only she could die of an overdose.
Trotter | April 4, 2006 at 9:07 pm
Look, my friend and I used to lunch every Friday at the bar at the Neiman Marcus Rotunda in San Francisco. The place is notorious for banning children (there’s a god) and that bitch would show up with her screaming kids and just walk through and ignore the hostess. OK, so scream, scream, whine, ignore, ignore. I sent her three martinis.
sirokai | April 4, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Guys, it’s really simple:
- attempt comment
- get 404 page (or blank, or post but without your comment)
- go the post page and REFRESH
9 times out of 10, your comment is there. For that 1 out of 10 it isn’t, hopefully you can go back and find your comment sitting in the comment box. Or just write it again, considering it was probably a sentence anyway.