Sharon Stone and her son were spotted at a flea market in Los Angeles over the weekend and Sharon looked pissed as hell. I’d probably be pretty angry too if I looked like her. Jesus, what happened? I’ve seen corpses that looked more healthy and youthful than this.
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ph7 | March 6, 2007 at 7:48 am
Boy, she will not handle old age well. I look forward to more of these pictures – as well as imaging her ripping up pictures of cuter, younger women and smashing all the mirrors in her house.
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 6, 2007 at 7:48 am
AH..the magic of Hollywood..
SugarHigh | March 6, 2007 at 7:51 am
Did she used to be hot? I mean ever? I keep hearing these rumors, but there’s really only so much one can believe before they need real proof.
Jedi Kevin | March 6, 2007 at 7:54 am
Not bad for 75.
Lizzle | March 6, 2007 at 7:54 am
The only thing this lady’s famous for is a shitty movie with a beaver shot. She probably didn’t listen to her agent or the pleas of the general public who didn’t want her to go through with making the geriatric sequel which was deemed by many as one of the worst movies of the year. Everything was older, uglier and more wrinkled in that movie. And that includes the beaver.
Lush | March 6, 2007 at 7:56 am
Can anyone blame the paparazzi? I mean I bet they didn’t even know they were taking a picture of someone famous. The guy was probably walking down the street, saw her and thought “Shit! Living dead!” I mean it wasn’t until later that he was trying to show the pictures to the news that someone told him, “No no, don’t worry, thats only Sharon Stone… this sort of thing happens all the time.”
Summer Kat | March 6, 2007 at 7:59 am
OMG! Yikes.
bond | March 6, 2007 at 7:59 am
it’s REALLY hilarious that she’s taking a picture of the guy who is taking her picture with her stupid cell phone. hahaha! it reminds me of those idiotic people who get on this site and say “number 51, reported!!” (ooh, it’s so scary and threatening!!!)
RichPort | March 6, 2007 at 8:00 am
Wally, we all know you downloaded our pictures. Sending them by email is one thing, but you’ve stepped way over the line by posting these pics of jrz.
NicotineEyePatch | March 6, 2007 at 8:01 am
Is she yawning in that first picture, or trying to take a bite out of an imaginary enemy?
Donkey | March 6, 2007 at 8:02 am
My “Basic Instinct” here is to run.
Binky | March 6, 2007 at 8:03 am
Motorola should use that last pic in their ads.
N@ughty | March 6, 2007 at 8:04 am
Isn’t she already dead? i mean it looks like she stepped out of her coffin and walked around
Donkey | March 6, 2007 at 8:09 am
It looks like her head is trying to escape her body.
86 | March 6, 2007 at 8:11 am
Wow fake tits sure look out of place on a grandma body.
jrzmommy | March 6, 2007 at 8:17 am
Three words, you old slut: Turtle Neck Shirts.
Jim Treacher | March 6, 2007 at 8:21 am
“Will”?
sir cum sighs | March 6, 2007 at 8:23 am
yes, turtle necks are natural, the way God intended us to be, they give more sensation, and don’t increase your risk of infection if you’re careful to wash under them. there’s no rational reason to ever take them off.
Thomas the Wrapper | March 6, 2007 at 8:25 am
Skeletor coming to get us. Painz rules.
krisdylee | March 6, 2007 at 8:27 am
TSFSRT.
jpjrocks | March 6, 2007 at 8:28 am
She was in Casino, so kudos for that.
But her tits are to good for her body, give them to me
jesseeca | March 6, 2007 at 8:30 am
well, i’ll give her some credit. she’s probably not wearing a bra, she’s 80 years old & her boobs are less saggy than 25 year old Britney.
justlikehoney1 | March 6, 2007 at 8:38 am
She looks like the damn Crypt Keeper. Apparently her last name is now an accurate description of her face.
And she’s dressed like a 14 year old girl. Not a good look.
MrSemprini | March 6, 2007 at 8:45 am
This is, to all trained zoologists, the aggressive posture adopted by wild monkeys as they try to warn the perceived enemy away from they territory… Or, she just bad ugly. I mean uglied up. She is so ugly, you could get any dog to play with her IN a pork chop FACTORY!
Bad thing is, she never was pretty.
karelou | March 6, 2007 at 8:47 am
she’s 49 on the 10th. looks older..
marme | March 6, 2007 at 8:47 am
Ahh cut her some slack shes aging normally..instead of using plastic surgery…I mean hey she could look as bad as cortney love?…now thats fucking bad.
-Stormy. | March 6, 2007 at 8:48 am
Is she heading off to Iraq? Nice camo.
jrzmommy | March 6, 2007 at 8:48 am
she looks like my 70 year old aunt.
walter3ca | March 6, 2007 at 8:58 am
I would still do her.
Stink | March 6, 2007 at 9:01 am
Macaulay Culkin stars in Home Alone: 50 Years Later
DingleberryJam | March 6, 2007 at 9:04 am
How ghastly! The first picture looks as though she’s releasing a zombie moan to alert other undead to the presence of fresh meat. The rest, taken bravely by the frightened photographer, document her slow zombie shambles growing closer and closer to her gruesome feast. Spine-tingly!
Hecubus | March 6, 2007 at 9:06 am
She’s starting to look like her first husband, what was his name again ? oh yeah, Tutankhamen
kickservebt | March 6, 2007 at 9:22 am
I’d still spend an hour or so playing with her fun bags….
prideofchucky | March 6, 2007 at 9:25 am
Posted by Donkey:
“My “Basic Instinct” here is to run.”
I can’t top that :) Good one Donkey..
Carsten5577 | March 6, 2007 at 9:25 am
Not bad for 87. Although she shouldn’t make porn like her last pathetic movie.
wedgeone | March 6, 2007 at 9:25 am
#11 & #32 – LMAO.
WTF is Sharon Stone doing at a FLEA MARKET?!? Is her fortune completely gone? I guess that Basic Instinct 2 didn’t fill her bank account back up. Next thing you know she’ll be spotted getting groceries at Wal-Mart.
ToiletDuck | March 6, 2007 at 9:30 am
Give her a break – she looks tired because she just finished filming Basic Instinct IV – in the soon to be a hit sequel, Katherine Trammell, who is now a grandmother, is the prime suspect in a string of horrible murders where an old woman is killing off rich, older men by showing them her snatch and scaring them to death…Michael Douglas stars as the retired cop trying to nail her, and his Dad Kirk is the first victim…
Bugman4045 | March 6, 2007 at 9:33 am
FEED ME BRAINS!!!
BRAIIINNNSSS!!
Rowr. Rowrr! ACK! PhThh!!
DrunkBlogger | March 6, 2007 at 9:34 am
Yet still dressing young. Sad and gross.
gogototo | March 6, 2007 at 9:36 am
#31 f-ing hysterical
almostfamous | March 6, 2007 at 9:38 am
It seriously is so funny that she is taking a pic of them with her phone. I’ll bet she really taught those pestering paparazzi a lesson about what it’s like. Yeah, she really showed them. They’ll never come back to take a picture of her. But probably just because she broke all of their cameras due to severe ugliness and all of the tabloid magazines told them that this would be the last picture of her they would take because they frighten away readers. Or maybe she just wanted to document that they were actually taking her picture so that she can prove to people that she was actually once sharon stone-”See! They knew who I am! They know I’m famous. They think I’m pretty.”
Ted...From LA | March 6, 2007 at 10:01 am
I am confused. I don’t see anyone in these photos. I do see a camera that appears to be suspended in air.
Tits_McGhee | March 6, 2007 at 10:01 am
HOLY SHIT! My grandmother is 81 years old, and has a better face than this! No joke.
Can we say turkey neck, anyone?
lookma_nohans | March 6, 2007 at 10:04 am
Why is she taking a camera phone picture with one eye closed? Sweetie, there’s no viewfinder on a Razr — it’s got a big f’ing screen.
fame is funny | March 6, 2007 at 10:04 am
somewhere in cairo, a tomb is missing its mummy.
crestlin | March 6, 2007 at 10:06 am
is it just me, or is her right ear oozing off her head?
saintmaybe | March 6, 2007 at 10:10 am
Well, she looked much better than she had any right to for a woman who didn’t even get that notorious sex-witch role until she was pushing 40…but it appears that the chickens–I mean the crows’ feet have come home to roost. Consider yourself lucky, Sharon–not everyone can freeze in their prime for 400 years like Dick Clark.
HollyJ | March 6, 2007 at 10:11 am
OMG 46 – You’re RIGHT- Her right ear is seriously like a 2″ below her left ear. WTF?
schack | March 6, 2007 at 10:17 am
she did used to be hot. really hot.
now she looks like an old woman with oranges glued to her chest. unfortunately, they’re worse than glued-on. they’re fucking hanging on in a skin bag inside of a loose pocked that was ripped open with a blunt tool, so that when she lays down, they slide up on her ribs.
when women get older, their bones become brittle, nails get thicker, and skin gets thinner. so what are her skin bags gonna look like 3 years from now.
i don’t know why anyone NOT planning to die young would ever get implants. it’s a kamakazi mission for your chest.
jrzmommy | March 6, 2007 at 10:27 am
The scary thing is that if the front of those pants sagged down further, you’d see that her vag looks just like her mouth – red, thin-lipped, gaping, with teeth inside.