Sharon Stone in a bikini

September 1st, 2009 // 65 Comments

Here’s Sharon Stone vacationing in Sardinia over the weekend and looking like a healthy 51-year-old woman who knows her limits. Unlike, say, another 51-year-old woman I know who looks like she crawled out of a crypt to bench press Buicks. Now, I’m not mentioning any names because she’ll probably sing her hit song “Material Girl” then put a curse on me like the one that made Guy Ritchie direct shitty movies because she wanted a divorce. So, yeah, no names.

Photos: INFdaily.com
superficial

  1. fearsarewishes

    Bikini by Rorschach

  2. Charles Few

    It’s pretty scary, and yet still better than the Sarah Jessica Parker fully-clothed pics below.

  3. Alli

    It was going so well until the side shots…

    Of course, just look at the guy. That’s what most guys over the age of 18 look like. And they all come here and make microscopic criticisms of women’s bodies.

  4. Orion

    Her best years are gone…

  5. JofaMang

    She looks awesome for 75.

  6. michael jackson's brain

    I wish I looked that good at my age (early 40′s) as she does at 51. Of course, I’m not a celeb, so I have to live a real life and fit in work outs between kids, work, house chores and keeping my dreadful ex-husband away from bombarding me with useless and potentially job-threatening litigation.

  7. misery guts

    i wish sharon stone would hurry up and die
    along with madonna
    and demi moore
    they’re all cunts

  8. gah my eyes

    Jesus fish is it ugly old lady today or something, if it is I guess I forgot to get send Madonna some flowers. No worries they’d burst into flames once making contact with her anyway.

    Huh I wonder if Ashton got Demi any. There is still time folks tell that ugly old lady in your life that you have forgotten how old and ugly she is.

  9. name it for christ sake

    she had a huge vag.

  10. QT

    Hmmm ………she’s on vacation, yet where are her 3 small kids?? What a deadbeat!!!

  11. Aunt Jemima

    Her name should be Sharon Stone-Stone-Stone-Stone-Stone-Stone due to the echo from her large vag.

  12. le fag

    actually, she doesn’t look that bad. Wasn’t she Methuselah’s second wife?

  13. SardinianHottie

    #3 u fuck u know nothing about sardinians. just because we don’t shave chest u think we gross. real men don’t shave chest. this is why decrepit blondes bang us, because we hot as greased fuck.

  14. JJ Daddy-O

    Isn’t what’s her name Ginger Spice in Sardinia too? There must be a special old lady resort there or something. Where they have their blood drained and replaced with fresh orphan children blood.

  15. havoc

    Yeah…

    No.

    .

  16. Viv

    pic # 5 reminds me of that illustration that shows the development of modern man form monkey to homo sapiens

  17. lola

    She looks great and so happy

  18. Karmen

    I think she looks awesome for 51.

  19. Pico Mornay

    # 1 You are completly right…she still is a very very fuckable woman!!!

  20. Wow she looks great. Compared to that other woman, yeah.

    -meream

  21. Jim

    To women, skinny equals looking good. That is not the case. She has no musculature at all and her skin is probably thin and mushy. She might look good for 51, but even an average 20 year old is way hotter. You’d need an economy size bottle of lube if you did her or her vag would sand the first layer of skin off your knob. No matter what mass media tells you, its a very rare case where a women is widely sexually desirable after 40. Only really old dudes and younger guys who want an easy f*ck want you.

  22. Jim

    And yes, I would do her, but only to see what it was like to bang a 50 yr. old. I would then wait 30 min for her to fall asleep, sneak out of her house and never to be heard from again.

  23. jim

    I would also do the other 2 skelators that everyone thinks are hot (by everyone I mean gays and middle age single women) because it would be the closest I’d ever get to necrophilia.

  24. jim

    Yes, I am having a conversation with myself because no one else will talk to me.

  25. Honora

    Jim – don’t be ignorant. There are plenty of 40-ish women who still look amazing and are indeed very, very fuckable. You’re a silly twit. How’s that for conversation?

  26. missywissy

    Nobody in this blog will ever have a wife this hot at her age. You all need to grow the fuck up.

  27. AC Slater

    I dunno about the rest of you, but as long as she’s younger than 50 and weighs under 150 pounds, I’d fuck the shit outta her. That’s the sad, honest truth. Now in this particular case, I will make an exception for Ms. Stone. Not because she looks good for 51 but because she is Sharon Stone.

  28. jim

    missywissy, you are exactly right because once my wife hits 35, I’m getting rid of her for a younger wife.

  29. Crabby Old Guy

    51 huh? Oddly, that’s the same for their IQ’s – combined.

  30. Jake

    I like how someone insulted her intelligence, saying her and Madonna’s IQ equals 51. Guess the Crabby Old Guy doesn’t know she is one of the smartest people in the world. Her IQ is of the charts i.e. over 200.

  31. Lippen Whiskey

    I think she’s a babe , and she is more cool because she totally kicked Arnold’s ass in Total Recall, when she was in her prime, and that butt looked good even in slacks.

    As to this differential between 20 and 50, that’s called aging, and some of you excretions here on this site may even suffer it, and then someday recall how you used to be so youthful when you wrote these goofy comments and perhaps even wish then that you’d been out doing something constructive with your lives and brief time on this planet, instead of posting goofy stuff here on The Superficial. ;)

  32. Even in slacks

    and that butt looked good even in slacks

    ******************************************

    Is that all we have to look forward to? Gosh.

  33. jim

    Hi there, jim again. I am a virgin. Thanks.

  34. Crabby Old Guy

    Jake – my IQ says “Eat me”. They’re both dopes either way.

  35. Bigfish

    What a hag (comes to you in nightmares ) while your paralized. The medalion on her bird cage chest is bigger than her tits.

  36. joe blow

    Pictures #3 & #10… she needs to trim her bush.

  37. Do FreeBird

    In every picture, she looks very fuckable. Even the pics with the gorilla standing next to her..

  38. missywissy

    Jim, something tells me you don’t even have a life oops, I meant wife.

  39. Rasputins Liver

    *

    Well….

    …beats hell outta lookin’ at that country-ghetto Suthuhn fried cellulited stink machine Twatney Sperms an’ her equally country-ghetto sister and ex-husband.

    *

  40. Mike

    She looks really good for a woman of her age with three (adopted) kids. Too bad Obamacare will get rid of that sort of elective surgery in the US, but then again, we’ll have free abortions, so its kinda a win-win.

  41. sarah

    she’s holding it down reasonably well. eh, they cant all be nicollette sheridans

    it sucks when u get older, because u basically have to at some point choose between your ass and your face. ms stone has chosen her ass. being that skinny isnt necessary when you’re 51. its putting strain on her face.

    on the other hand, she’s sharon stone, so she’s going to be photographed from the worst possible angles if she happens to go swimming IN SARDINIA

    anyways yeah shes a bitch but bitch is gorgeus keep it up! but it’d be ok to gain 10 pounds

  42. sarah

    she’s holding it down reasonably well. eh, they cant all be nicollette sheridans

    it sucks when u get older, because u basically have to at some point choose between your ass and your face. ms stone has chosen her ass. being that skinny isnt necessary when you’re 51. its putting strain on her face.

    on the other hand, she’s sharon stone, so she’s going to be photographed from the worst possible angles if she happens to go swimming IN SARDINIA

    anyways yeah shes a bitch but bitch is gorgeus, so keep it up! but it’d be ok to gain 10 pounds

  43. ann

    I bet most of the male posters on here look like road kill. As IF you’d ever have the chance to fuck someone as hot as Sharon Stone.

    Now go back to the church tower, Quasimodos, & ring the bell!

  44. ROUGH before dishonor

    That is a sensational bod for 2quarter of a century, and sans make up she’s not even morphing into Rene Zellwigster. Id dust out her cobweb!

  45. She’s looks great to me. But then again I’m an old fart

  46. Joey

    Any woman that’s birthed 3 children and is over 50 that still looks this good must be doing something right. I suppose it takes a lot of conviction and a hell of a load of self-assurance to slag off a woman of her age in a bikini, but the truth is that she probably looks better at 51 than any of you have or ever will.

  47. lcylvlcy

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

  48. lcylvlcy

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

  49. lcylvlcy

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

Leave A Comment