Sharon Stone gets her bikini on

May 23rd, 2007 // 98 Comments

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superficial

  1. mee

    fiurstt babbee

  2. Jimbo ?

    WTC that is SICK

    And FRIST

  3. BarbadoSlim

    Please, please cover that shit up Trammell.

  4. Hotter than a breadbasket. Less attractive than Bea Arthur.

  5. mee

    damn you, mee, damn youu!

  6. deeee

    seconddddd

  7. lambman

    she looks pretty great, body wise, for somebody her age. Good for her, she has dillusions of grandure and I support that from a has-been.

  8. mee

    damn you, mee, damn youu!

  9. yurstupid

    Great, another picture for Jimbo to work his hand out to. yak.

  10. yurstupid

    Great, another picture for Jimbo to work his hand out to. yak.

  11. Jimbo ∞

    I’d still slide it up that dusty smelly hole.

  12. lambman

    she looks great for her age!

    plus Sharon clearly has delusions of grandeur and I support that from a has-been.

  13. lambman

    she looks great for her age!

    plus Sharon clearly has delusions of grandeur and I support that from a has-been.

  14. Jimbo ?

    @11 Cool my troll is back. I was wondering what happened to you. How have you been? I am going to lunch in a few minutes. Can you keep the witty comments coming?

    Thanks

  15. oh well

    i get the feeling that The Superficial will run until the servers break down for good, and that’ll be it. i don’t think they’re trying to fix anything anymore (typekey…servers…the writer…).

  16. deaconjones

    Someone shoot her and put her out of her misery…

  17. BarbadoSlim

    @15 I sadly agree with that sentiment.

  18. yurstupid

    14- yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, lunch.

  19. Chauncey Gardner

    As a card-carrying member of MENSA, she really should know better, shouldn’t she?

  20. Jimbo's coworker

    “Jimbo just ‘went to lunch’ so make sure nobody tries to use the bathroom stall.”

  21. Father Time has been beating her ass with a big stick for 15 or 20 years now.

  22. Jimbo

    I’m in the bathroom trying to get this carrot out of my ass. That was a bad idea.

  23. Schack

    I have lost my dog. Does anyone have one with a big dick that will do me?

  24. jim’s got company (^^^^^ click)

  25. apperently today is national celebrity cellulite day

  26. Damn, Jimbo is getting abused. What’s wrong with putting a carrot in your ass? I use one to keep myself sitting up straight … and, you know … because it feels kinda good …

  27. The_Squizz

    That’s alot of ass cheese.

  28. The_Squizz

    That’s alot of ass cheese.

  29. yurstupid

    Bern, it’s good for your eyesight too.

  30. roxanne

    Wow, what an unexpected reminder! Until I looked at her butt pics here, I had completely forgotten to stop after work and buy an alligator skin purse for my sister’s birthday.

  31. #30 – that is EXACTLY what I keep telling my girlfriend, but she always says, “don’t I have a restraining order against you, you weird fucker?” Some people are so bossy …

  32. redsonja1313

    Well for an old broad it is not bad, but she should NEVER wear a string bikini top those old bags need a little more support.

  33. Nina

    Ew at her butt.

  34. bigsteamyone

    OWWWWW , My eyes !!, i just threw up a little in my mouth. :(

  35. Sharon's last boyfriend (now blind)

    The really awful part was that when we got home, she started to strip slowly and shake that horrible twin-raisin thing she calls an ass, looking over her shoulder back at me expectantly, as if I was going to have a super-horny look on my face. Let me tell you, I’m no Jimbo ∞ – I got the hell out of there as fast as I could.

  36. Jimbo

    I’d be happy to get Sharron. All I have is this warm piece of bologna.

  37. Jimbo ?

    I am glad to see my troll kept you all entertained while I was gone. I did get the carrot out of my ass and I gave it to my troll from a treat. She liked the corn too

  38. Jimbo ?

    I am glad to see my troll kept you all entertained while I was gone. I did get the carrot out of my ass and I gave it to my troll for a treat. She liked the corn too

  39. BarbadoSlim

    Maybe she needs some intense anal work.

    Sharon, call me babe. Yeah, same number, you remember, you KNOW you do.

    slut

  40. lickmybutt

    that was so not the right thing to look at as my hangover is finally kicking in from last nite. i drunk drove myself to work this morning…

    you guys are funny tho. thanks. :)

  41. i’d do her…if i was 90 and desparate and suffered alzheimers and…well, i probably wouldn’t do her. but i’d think about it.

  42. if i were sharon stone, i’d get to work on those lop-sided tits MAJOR. i mean have you guys seen Basic Instinct 2? its like they’re trying to run away from eachother. kinda like Fed-Ex’s nuts…wait, he only has one. the left one. and it goes >this way.

  43. Superfish

    #44 Hey! stop talking about nuts! its not his fault they go different ways! mine go straight forward and the girls seem to like it…in their mouths at least. ooooh, im nasty

    **does a strip dance on grandmother’s table

  44. yurstupid

    @40- what is that after your name? A life sized image of mister hanky?

  45. Superfish, why don’t u take your pathetic, eccentric, maniacal, mono-chromatic, horny attitude where its needed…OVER A CLIFF. and don’t bother bringing a bungee-jump string, i’ve got one. and i’ll hang you myself.

  46. captain obvious

    I don’t know why, but for some reason I feel like there should be a cigarette dangling from her mouth in these pics. And that bikini is really ugly. Other than that, I would have to say she looks good for her age….But I won’t because I know its more like “her surgeon made her look good for her age.” Plus, I wouldn’t really want to compliment her; from what I’ve heard she’s a real queen B.

  47. WowJustWow

    She looks great.

    Lohan won’t make it past 25.

  48. yurstupid

    That’s a stupid headline Angie

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