The screenwriter for Basic Instinct, Flashdance, and Showgirls has released a new book called The Devil’s Guide to Hollywood: The Screewriter as God and in it claims that Sharon Stone’s behavior “so annoyed the crew on one of her movies that they relieved themselves into a bathtub before Sharon got into it for her scene.”
I hope this is true for so many reasons. Actually only one reason and it’s the obvious one: I really want Sharon Stone to have accidentally bathed in other people’s pee. It’s funny and it’s hilarious. And according to National Geographic it’s the bath style of choice for ice cold bitches.
Thanks to the ridiculously named but obviously delicious Gargamel for the tip.
nwork | September 6, 2006 at 8:02 am
First! Woo Hoo!
jrzmommy | September 6, 2006 at 8:03 am
Oh to be a fly on the wall when she hears that one……HAH!
RichPort | September 6, 2006 at 8:08 am
I wouldn’t mind given this chick a golden shower. In fact, if I ever stand next to her on a crowded platform, I may just have to whip it out and treat her like a dog treats a hydrant.
dupababy | September 6, 2006 at 8:09 am
now really, sharon is pretty skanktastic but i don’t think the crew on the set would piss in her tup.. i think they just called fergie in to do it for them…
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
jrzmommy | September 6, 2006 at 8:10 am
Sorta looks like her head and her neck are all one unit here.
enfilade | September 6, 2006 at 8:11 am
She must be PISSED off, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
YoMamma | September 6, 2006 at 8:17 am
oooh yipee!! Now thats news!
dupababy | September 6, 2006 at 8:19 am
actually, on second thought… i think surieal cruise made a booboo in sharon’s bathtub.. see, she found out the stone lady does anti-depressant drugs and like a good alien baby, she had to stand up for her humanoid dad’s position..
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
jrzmommy | September 6, 2006 at 8:20 am
6–I think she’s more pissed ON, in this case.
Populist | September 6, 2006 at 8:25 am
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I hadn’t laughed out loud all day, until this. The only way the story could have been better is if one of the crew had taken a steaming dump into the tub, too.
doihaveabooger | September 6, 2006 at 8:25 am
dam, i usually have to pay for a golden shower…the rich get richer, somebody call the IRS.
StanGable | September 6, 2006 at 8:27 am
I hope CGI technology puts actors out of work permanently. F them all!
doihaveabooger | September 6, 2006 at 8:29 am
Can you imagine the shenanigans her domestic help pulls on her on a daily basis?
Don’t eat dinner in that house.
HolisticWisdomcom | September 6, 2006 at 8:30 am
I hate to know what the karmic payback will be for doing that. Will someone crap in their bed?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
hav-a-tampa | September 6, 2006 at 8:31 am
i’d still do her. and then i’d do her again just for fun
CelebSlam.com | September 6, 2006 at 8:33 am
Damn, Sharon Stone has gone downhill. I thought (errr hope) urine was good for your skin?
http://www.celebslam.com
bigponie | September 6, 2006 at 8:36 am
the revenge would be complete if she gargled the water and massage her poosey in it.
artmonkey3000 | September 6, 2006 at 8:37 am
If you can think of a better way to cure a full body athlete foot infection, I’d like to hear it. You peoples need to read more books on doctoring and sciencetisms. Edumacation is impotant.
purplepuppy | September 6, 2006 at 8:55 am
Does she have a reputation for being a cunt-bag? I just thought she was a flighty, spacey, screw-ball. Somebody dish out the dirt, and I want details!!! (please)
Cruzadas | September 6, 2006 at 9:12 am
Is it wrong if I’m masturbating hard with the thought of sharon swimming in piss?
Italian Stallion | September 6, 2006 at 9:15 am
Big deal, I shit in the bitches chocolate mouse…………
Pearly | September 6, 2006 at 9:22 am
I love this..I read another story somewhere about people messing w/celeb food. One guy said Margaret Thatcher had eaten his sperm more than once!!
Now what movie was this bag in where she’s in a tub???
jonesy | September 6, 2006 at 9:29 am
the real story is much worse than this. apparently she thought some kind soul knew she loves Snickers bars, and was putting them in the bath.
biatcho | September 6, 2006 at 9:39 am
i’ve seen 2 sharon stone movies…Casino and Sliver and she masturbated in a bathtub in Sliver so that is totally pee she is masturbating in. if i was a raging dyke i’d cream myself right now.
che1964 | September 6, 2006 at 10:15 am
Actually the movie where they pissed in her tub was,”Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold”.
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 6, 2006 at 10:55 am
You think that “pissed” Sharon off when she read it? In the same scene they told her the bobbing balls of shit were Bavarian bath salts.
biatcho | September 6, 2006 at 12:41 pm
I’m going to stick with “Sliver” simply because then at least I don’t look like a fag because I know the name of that movie.
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | September 6, 2006 at 1:49 pm
LMAO! That’s fuckin’ great man. This saggy tit broad starred in the biggest flop of the summer . An estimated 70 mil to produce and only bringing in 5 mil at the BO. Face it Stone. You blew up late to begin with, You can’t act worth a fuck, and I’m sure you’ve already had to have your uterus stuffed back up into ya. I’m sure if you go to http://www.washedupactors.com Miss Stone is an honorary member. I’ only wish I could have been the one to pee on her. In her mouth would be better.
Smivey | September 6, 2006 at 1:54 pm
I know for a fact that this report is bullshit. I was there. Sharon insisted that we all pee in the tub. And just for the record, I found it disgusting while I was doing it.
A POS | September 6, 2006 at 8:21 pm
Well, she may as well bathe in piss seeing as her career is in the toilet.
EazyE | September 7, 2006 at 6:44 am
Re: #24 and 27
She also bathes a lot in Basic Instinct 2, as well as having her clothes spontaneously fall off in almost every scene. The entire film is an homage to the plastic surgery she got before making it.
ValeWolf | September 7, 2006 at 11:34 am
I’m pretty sure that’s true. I heard it on some interview a really long time ago. First the director told everyone and then she confirmed it on a press conference. It’s no big secret.
Apparently she had been a real bitch to all the crew so when the time came they all peed on her bathtub.
She found out later on.
I think that made her tone it down a little bit from now on.
HollywoodSnark | April 11, 2007 at 2:13 pm
lol, that’s payback…it’s a bitch