Sharon Osbourne’s boobs are heavy

tn_sharon_osbourne1_cr.jpgWhen I think of babes with a big rack, Sharon Osbourne is pretty much last on the list. But now that I’ve stumbled across this unsavory piece of information, I will never be able to stare at a pair the same way again.

The sexy X Factor judge had a boob job in July to give her a 34DD chest. But she now plans another op to make them smaller – even though husband Ozzy loves them.

Anything that created Kelly Osbourne is about as sexy as my last bowel movement. And let me tell ya, I think my poop would have a better shot with Rivers Cuomo on his “freedom from celibacy” night than Kelly. We can only hope and pray that Sharon will be satisfied with her third boob job so that we’ll never have to speak of this again.