Nuggets of journalistic gold:
- Megan Hauserman (above) is pressing charges against Sharon Osbourne after being attacked during the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion last night. Somebody in VH1′s marketing department just got a raise. [TMZ]
- Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore tried to duck out of a cancer benefit early by slipping out the back door of Kitson. Only thing is there is no back door which ended in FAIL and everybody laughing at them. I love happy endings. [Page Six]
- Kate Winslet regrets not being at the deathbed of her former lover who she “relucantly” let end the relationship once he got bone cancer. She now wishes she stuck it out because “he was gone very quickly.” Hindsight’s always 20/20 – particularly when you’re the most horrible person in the world. [The Sun]
- Christina Hendricks, the insanely hot Joan from Mad Men, is engaged. First person to point out she was also on Firefly still lives with their mom – which technically was just me. Dammit. [People]
sophie | December 15, 2008 at 4:05 pm
HAH, FIRST!
ET | December 15, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Sharon Osborne or Sharon Stone?
britney's weave | December 15, 2008 at 4:06 pm
megan is an immature, vapid, slutbaggish reality whore. i hope sharon laid her ass out.
babyrae | December 15, 2008 at 4:06 pm
sharon stone?
babyrae | December 15, 2008 at 4:07 pm
sharon stone?
Ram Punchington | December 15, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Was it Sharon Osbourne or Sharon Stone?
I guess it doesn’t matter.
Either way…HAWT!!!
Punchington Out.
necessaryROUGHness | December 15, 2008 at 4:13 pm
What no pic of that mandy moore cutie?
Jackie | December 15, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Oh Superficial Writer, it’s cool. I also knew that she was on Firefly as Mal’s “wife” Saffron. Maybe it’s not cool… hmmm… either way you’re not alone!
Nikky Raney | December 15, 2008 at 4:35 pm
She should attack Raven from Charm School.
Rodeo was telling Raven how Sharon had colon cancer, and Raven says something along the lines of, “Well Oprah has been through worse than that, she was kicked out of her house when she was 8.”
Cash | December 15, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Christina Hendricks has also been a guest on LIfe several times as well. You telling me that’s the best picture you could find of her? Jesus man, FAIL in a big big way.
emteevee | December 15, 2008 at 4:51 pm
christina hendricks was also on mtv’s undressed. haaa.
Justin | December 15, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Geoffrey Arend is even more awesome, now.
Randal | December 15, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Hilary Duff looks so good in her little, tight forming outfit that it creates a constant smile on the young star. Her hit songs have been heard all around the world, driving her value up as an entertainer and as a person.
Keep smiling Hilary because your sparkle will only become brighter!
Randal
Sell Porn Make Money | December 15, 2008 at 5:15 pm
nice tits though.
Katy | December 15, 2008 at 5:25 pm
That Megan chick has a fat person’s head on a skinny hot chick’s body. She needs to get lipo on that double chin ASAP!
Also she needs to wipe that “I-just-smelled-a-fart-look” off her face or people are going to start thinking she’s Nancy Grace’s daughter.
Jackson'shole | December 15, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Christina Hendricks is the best looking woman I’ve seen in a long time.
caljenna66 | December 15, 2008 at 5:47 pm
YAY, Sharon, hit her again!!!!!! I hate that waste of space Megan and her nails-on-a-chalkboard voice…
lindary | December 15, 2008 at 5:50 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
lindary | December 15, 2008 at 5:51 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Alan_Byno | December 15, 2008 at 6:25 pm
@16 I agree. Keep your dick beaters off of her…she’s mine.
King Jonga | December 15, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I’ll say it here and I’ll say it first, I want to doggy style Christina Hendricks so hard I want my dick to wear off and die. I want to take her so incredibly hard we would create a super nova, I want to kill her with my dick.
dew | December 15, 2008 at 6:35 pm
At least put the thumbnails next to the snippet area like real websites, instead of lumping them altogether at the bottom.
loved` | December 15, 2008 at 6:44 pm
wat she thinks now she like a star?? hehehehe tha was cute she jus wants 2 do anything to gt knowest! and she soooo ugly put got A HOT BODY!
Superevil | December 15, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I wouldn’t mind plowing her in the ass even though she annoys the piss out of me
stanky booty | December 15, 2008 at 8:58 pm
God I hate megan. That bitch deserves everything she gets!
timmy the dying boy | December 15, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Kate Winslet is the worst person in the world? When did this happen?
Sickitten | December 16, 2008 at 12:03 am
A buttaface to the highest degree. How did she get in? No, wait, I know…some producer didn’t look at her face and just looked at her boobs and bleached hair. That’s the problem w/ugly people from ugly families, they can’t recognize good looks if it slapped them in the face.
gerard Vandenberg | December 16, 2008 at 12:12 am
…………charming: WHO?
starship | December 16, 2008 at 2:13 am
Kate Winslet is a total cunt.
And TCLTC. Some things just never get old.
Woof! | December 16, 2008 at 2:35 am
MEGAN = FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE = UGLY!
Google Dark | December 16, 2008 at 3:09 am
Go Sharon Go, bout time someone slapped this girl
megan's lesions | December 16, 2008 at 6:53 am
megan is what is known as a cunt. i have never seen such a souless person in my life. i hope she gets pussy cancer with sores on it. wait. she already does.
Mike | December 16, 2008 at 7:29 am
I don’t know if I’m imagining it, but after staring at that glimpse of side boob for a while, it looks a little transparent at the bottom….
Mama Pinkus | December 16, 2008 at 8:23 am
can someone explain to my out-of-the-loop old ass the meaning of the constant millionaire personals posting thing? I don’t get it – I might if it was an amusing or witty thing, but it is neither
Balls McCoy | December 16, 2008 at 10:55 am
Mama, the millionaire posts are spammers (most likely a spam-bot).
Christina Hendricks is smokin’ hot, a developed woman, yummy!
Hillary Duff is lookin’ like Mike Comrie has smacked her a high ugly stick. A GROSS misconduct. She’s seriously gone downhill, I like her other talentless sister better, only because she was Summer in Napoleon Dynamite.
Jenna | December 16, 2008 at 11:20 am
That Megan chick was on Beauty and the Geek..and I’ve seen a contestant of Who Wants to Be a Superhero (shuddap, it was hilarious) on a TLC? reality show.
Is this the new celebrity? Get on any and every reality show you possibly can and hope to marry a D-lister? wtf?
Is there a site you can cross reference reality shows? I’m curious if Brittney Brower (Bowser? ANTM) ended up on anything else after she dated an Amazing Race contestant…(I went to H.S. with her)
Dal | December 16, 2008 at 11:55 am
Who was she on Firefly??
darthbrennie | December 17, 2008 at 4:26 am
Check out christina hendricks first and second appearance on firefly and tell me it’s not a before and after for boob job. Not judging. She did well. Just saying. Loved her on that show and love her on madmen.
SelinaKyle | December 17, 2008 at 2:58 pm
She was Saffron (YoSaffBridge!!) on Firefly. The girl Mal “married” but then tricked everyone and tried to send the ship into an electrical net.
Kurt C. | December 18, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Christina Hendricks is engaged. But the funny part is who she is engaged to. She is engaged to the “Snozzberries” guy from Super Troopers.
Un-f’ing-believable.
Here’s a photo of the couple: http://www.canoodlesoup.com/2008/12/16/christina-hendricks-is-mad-about-this-man/
Jenna | December 18, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I loved the Firefly recognition. Just reminds me why I read this site, because it’s written by an intelligent and funny person who also happens to be a nerd :D
marquis jackson | December 25, 2008 at 9:49 pm
you dumbbb bitches it was sharon osbourne damn retards didnt you see Rock of Love Charm School it was megan houserman who got beat the fuck upp by Ozzy Osbourne wife the reuion airs at January 4th 2009 woo watch it bitchess
hard drive media player | May 20, 2010 at 7:45 am
Christina Hendricks as a guest on the life, times have been well. You telling me that the best picture you can find it? Jesus man, a big massive fail.