Sharon Osbourne attacks Charm School contestant (And other chicanery)

December 15th, 2008 // 43 Comments

Nuggets of journalistic gold:

- Megan Hauserman (above) is pressing charges against Sharon Osbourne after being attacked during the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion last night. Somebody in VH1′s marketing department just got a raise. [TMZ]

- Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore tried to duck out of a cancer benefit early by slipping out the back door of Kitson. Only thing is there is no back door which ended in FAIL and everybody laughing at them. I love happy endings. [Page Six]

- Kate Winslet regrets not being at the deathbed of her former lover who she “relucantly” let end the relationship once he got bone cancer. She now wishes she stuck it out because “he was gone very quickly.” Hindsight’s always 20/20 – particularly when you’re the most horrible person in the world. [The Sun]

- Christina Hendricks, the insanely hot Joan from Mad Men, is engaged. First person to point out she was also on Firefly still lives with their mom – which technically was just me. Dammit. [People]

Photos: WENN
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  1. sophie

    HAH, FIRST!

  2. ET

    Sharon Osborne or Sharon Stone?

  3. britney's weave

    megan is an immature, vapid, slutbaggish reality whore. i hope sharon laid her ass out.

  4. babyrae

    sharon stone?

  5. babyrae

    sharon stone?

  6. Ram Punchington

    Was it Sharon Osbourne or Sharon Stone?
    I guess it doesn’t matter.

    Either way…HAWT!!!

    Punchington Out.

  7. What no pic of that mandy moore cutie?

  8. Jackie

    Oh Superficial Writer, it’s cool. I also knew that she was on Firefly as Mal’s “wife” Saffron. Maybe it’s not cool… hmmm… either way you’re not alone!

  9. Nikky Raney

    She should attack Raven from Charm School.
    Rodeo was telling Raven how Sharon had colon cancer, and Raven says something along the lines of, “Well Oprah has been through worse than that, she was kicked out of her house when she was 8.”

  10. Cash

    Christina Hendricks has also been a guest on LIfe several times as well. You telling me that’s the best picture you could find of her? Jesus man, FAIL in a big big way.

  11. emteevee

    christina hendricks was also on mtv’s undressed. haaa.

  12. Geoffrey Arend is even more awesome, now.

  13. Randal

    Hilary Duff looks so good in her little, tight forming outfit that it creates a constant smile on the young star. Her hit songs have been heard all around the world, driving her value up as an entertainer and as a person.

    Keep smiling Hilary because your sparkle will only become brighter!

    Randal

  14. Katy

    That Megan chick has a fat person’s head on a skinny hot chick’s body. She needs to get lipo on that double chin ASAP!

    Also she needs to wipe that “I-just-smelled-a-fart-look” off her face or people are going to start thinking she’s Nancy Grace’s daughter.

  15. Jackson'shole

    Christina Hendricks is the best looking woman I’ve seen in a long time.

  16. caljenna66

    YAY, Sharon, hit her again!!!!!! I hate that waste of space Megan and her nails-on-a-chalkboard voice…

  17. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  18. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  19. Alan_Byno

    @16 I agree. Keep your dick beaters off of her…she’s mine.

  20. I’ll say it here and I’ll say it first, I want to doggy style Christina Hendricks so hard I want my dick to wear off and die. I want to take her so incredibly hard we would create a super nova, I want to kill her with my dick.

  21. dew

    At least put the thumbnails next to the snippet area like real websites, instead of lumping them altogether at the bottom.

  22. loved`

    wat she thinks now she like a star?? hehehehe tha was cute she jus wants 2 do anything to gt knowest! and she soooo ugly put got A HOT BODY!

  23. Superevil

    I wouldn’t mind plowing her in the ass even though she annoys the piss out of me

  24. stanky booty

    God I hate megan. That bitch deserves everything she gets!

  25. timmy the dying boy

    Kate Winslet is the worst person in the world? When did this happen?

  26. A buttaface to the highest degree. How did she get in? No, wait, I know…some producer didn’t look at her face and just looked at her boobs and bleached hair. That’s the problem w/ugly people from ugly families, they can’t recognize good looks if it slapped them in the face.

  27. …………charming: WHO?

  28. starship

    Kate Winslet is a total cunt.

    And TCLTC. Some things just never get old.

  29. Woof!

    MEGAN = FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE = UGLY!

  30. Go Sharon Go, bout time someone slapped this girl

  31. megan's lesions

    megan is what is known as a cunt. i have never seen such a souless person in my life. i hope she gets pussy cancer with sores on it. wait. she already does.

  32. Mike

    I don’t know if I’m imagining it, but after staring at that glimpse of side boob for a while, it looks a little transparent at the bottom….

  33. Mama Pinkus

    can someone explain to my out-of-the-loop old ass the meaning of the constant millionaire personals posting thing? I don’t get it – I might if it was an amusing or witty thing, but it is neither

  34. Balls McCoy

    Mama, the millionaire posts are spammers (most likely a spam-bot).

    Christina Hendricks is smokin’ hot, a developed woman, yummy!

    Hillary Duff is lookin’ like Mike Comrie has smacked her a high ugly stick. A GROSS misconduct. She’s seriously gone downhill, I like her other talentless sister better, only because she was Summer in Napoleon Dynamite.

  35. Jenna

    That Megan chick was on Beauty and the Geek..and I’ve seen a contestant of Who Wants to Be a Superhero (shuddap, it was hilarious) on a TLC? reality show.

    Is this the new celebrity? Get on any and every reality show you possibly can and hope to marry a D-lister? wtf?

    Is there a site you can cross reference reality shows? I’m curious if Brittney Brower (Bowser? ANTM) ended up on anything else after she dated an Amazing Race contestant…(I went to H.S. with her)

  36. Dal

    Who was she on Firefly??

  37. darthbrennie

    Check out christina hendricks first and second appearance on firefly and tell me it’s not a before and after for boob job. Not judging. She did well. Just saying. Loved her on that show and love her on madmen.

  38. SelinaKyle

    She was Saffron (YoSaffBridge!!) on Firefly. The girl Mal “married” but then tricked everyone and tried to send the ship into an electrical net.

  39. Christina Hendricks is engaged. But the funny part is who she is engaged to. She is engaged to the “Snozzberries” guy from Super Troopers.
    Un-f’ing-believable.

    Here’s a photo of the couple: http://www.canoodlesoup.com/2008/12/16/christina-hendricks-is-mad-about-this-man/

  40. I loved the Firefly recognition. Just reminds me why I read this site, because it’s written by an intelligent and funny person who also happens to be a nerd :D

  41. you dumbbb bitches it was sharon osbourne damn retards didnt you see Rock of Love Charm School it was megan houserman who got beat the fuck upp by Ozzy Osbourne wife the reuion airs at January 4th 2009 woo watch it bitchess

  42. Christina Hendricks as a guest on the life, times have been well. You telling me that the best picture you can find it? Jesus man, a big massive fail.

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