Shar Jackson suing Star

June 19th, 2007 // 59 Comments
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Shar Jackson has hired a lawyer to sue Star Magazine for sticking to their story that she’s pregnant with Kevin Federline’s baby. Shar says through her rep:

“When my kids hear things at school and then ask me if they are getting a new brother or sister, I have to put my foot down.” Shar is willing to prove to the magazine that she is not pregnant, and tells Star’s editor-in-chief, Bonnie Fuller, “I stand by my truth by offering you an EPT test if you stand by yours and reveal your ‘source’ to me.”

This is Star magazine we’re talking about. She really doesn’t have to take a pregnancy test for them. Last week they reported that the world was flat and that babies come from storks. Quality journalism isn’t exactly their strong suit.

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  1. Farley

    They should just fight it out.

  2. Xeorad

    And this chick is WHO? Michael’s long-lost cousin?

  3. jrzmommy

    Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Star Magazine!

  4. Asthma is Sexy

    She looks like she’s trying to poop in that pic. That’s the image I want people to conjure up when they read my name in the paper.

  5. WHAT THE FUCK EVER

    WHAT THE FUCK EVER! IN A FEW MONTHS, THIS DUMB BITCH WILL BE PREGNANT! WHO CARES!

  6. Asthma is Sexy

    She looks like she’s trying to poop in that pic. That’s the image I want people to conjure up when they read my name in the paper.

  7. Asthma is Sexy

    I didn’t mean for that to post twice. For the record.

  8. Sportsdvl

    The scary thing is that someone is sleeping with this troll!

  9. bungoone

    Why would someone want to check out her pissed-on EPT test? that’s just weird. and why does she so desperately want to prove to Star that she’s not knocked up? who cares, it’s Star magazine not Encyclopedia Brittanica. no one takes it that shit seriously, except for Shar apparently.

  10. jrzmommy

    ATTENTION ALL FANS AND SUPPORTERS OF PARIS HILTON: A silent and PEACEFUL protest has been scheduled to take place on TUESDAY, June 19, 2007 at 1PM Pacific Time in front of Century Regional Detention Facility on Alameda Street in Lynwood, CA where Paris Hilton currently resides in the custody of the County. The protest will consist of fans and supporters standing in solidarity to show Paris that we stand behind her through this very rough period that she is currently experiencing. There is a 3 dollar parking charge for those who are driving to Lynwood for the protest. People who are planning to take part should bring water or the non-alcoholic beverage of their choice and any supportive signs, shirts, etc. This will be a peaceful protest, playing Paris Hilton’s music and walking and talking. Some signs can be created and exhibited and all Free Paris T-shirts (professional or homemade) can be brought to the protest by participants. We are trying to organize about 200 T-shirts to provide. T he best FREE PARIS T-shirt will be honored. Scheduled to attend this peaceful protest are cast members from “The Simple Life” , many Fox and E! network executives, as well as many fans and friends of Paris Hilton. Thank you for your support and we hope to see you there! Free Paris!

  11. michelle

    u guys are hilarious!!! i love this website!! i would be very worried if i was perez hilton right now!

  12. mia

    11

    I hope this story isn’t real…
    Man, we are not talking about nelson mandela who spent over 20 years in prison for being an anti-apartheid activist. We are talking about Paris Hilton. THE most useless human being in the world who has to spend like a month (a fucking month, its not that long) for being a public danger.

  13. #11. I think that’s a GREAT idea!

    But you all should gather in the middle of the freeway instead, it’s a far more visible location.

  14. Charm

    This is sort of crossing the line.

    Doesn’t Star magazine have some nipple or crotch shots they can write about instead of someone’s alleged pregnancy? People who read Star care more about the former anyway.

  15. jrzmommy

    “But you all should gather in the middle of the freeway instead, it’s a far more visible location. ”

    You? Motherfucker don’t be thinkin’ I posted that shit as a supporter. Dumb ass.

  16. bungoone

    so basically there will be 3 people there – Rick, Kathy & Nicki Hilton. nice.

  17. Wait … babies DON’T come from storks?

    Then where in the Hell do they come from, pray tell?

  18. ssdd

    K fed ……….. are you fucking blind too?!?!?!?!?!?!

  19. CountDrunkulaXxX

    what is wrong with this bitch’s face??

  20. CountDrunkulaXxX

    what is wrong with this bitch’s face??

  21. CountDrunkulaXxX

    what is wrong with this bitch’s face??

  22. CountDrunkulaXxX

    what is wrong with this bitch’s face??

  23. CountDrunkulaXxX

    what is wrong with this bitch’s face??

  24. CountDrunkulaXxX

    And NO, I am not sorry for the multiple comments, I did it purposely because really… WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE!

  25. macinasac

    Hey smartass – you broke the story here, too.

  26. michael jackson

    I was going to say “goddam, black women are u-g-l-y” but then I noticed that white thing behind the black thing. Jesus.

  27. KFed

    The scary part? That’s her “o-face”. (Britney has a “cheet-o-face”)

  28. old-timer

    Picture Caption: “Whatcha talkin bout Willis?!”

  29. jrzmommy

    29–Duh–read #4.

  30. wedgeone

    Has anybody noticed that she looks like a dead ringer for “Arnold” (Gary Coleman) in “Different Strokes”???

  31. jrzmommy

    31-No.

  32. Michelle Double D

    come on, shes too ugly to get pregnant !

  33. citizenstrange

    Shar Jackson should get down on her hands and knees and THANK Star Magazine for prolonging her 15 minutes of fame for another few seconds. She is even farther down on the food chain than K Fed. Does anybody still remember that Brazilian ass shaker?

  34. dannielynn'sdaddy

    34- If memory serves, it was “fire”.

  35. Jimbo

    Who was that shrimpy black kid on that old tv show who used to say “whatcha talkinbout willis”? She looks just like him, I can’t believe nobody noticed that

  36. Sprite

    likeomgshelookslikearnoldfromdiffrentstrokes

  37. Have you notice that Shar and Britney totally look alike? You could take the photo used here and put it next to a photo of Britney and the only way to tell the difference is by checking which one is chewing gum. That’ll be Britney.

  38. citizenstrange

    Re: # 34 I Googled it…

    The Federline described “Brazilian ass shaker” was “PopoZoa” which eventually got dropped from his debut CD “Playing With Fire” after billions hooted in derision when they saw it leaked on the internet.

    PS — The CD should have been called “No-Talent Gigolo Playing Rock Star With Britney’s Money”.

  39. The Superfish guy is on coke

    Hey. Is that Arnold from dif’rent strokes??

  40. woodhorse

    Shar looks so wholesome and normal. How come she doesn’t get more media attention?

  41. cojeme

    this bitch is fugly

  42. Chrissy

    i think she looks like raven symone

  43. ssdd

    I will be happy for tomorrow to finally get here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………SO this ugly fucking picture of this nasty beast is archived!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. carsten5577

    What an ugly man-ape hybrid. I’d rather shag a chimpanzee…hmmm….come to think of it, what’s the difference?

  45. star69

    Not that I care really, but this is great news. The idea of another child bought to the world by the retarded genepool of both these drooling morons was bugging me.

    Btw…I bet she had someone call Star Magazine and start this rumor, just so she could be in the news again and then have a public fit about how Star Mag screwed up and it’s not true.
    Where else would this news come from otherwise? Like anyone cares about this ugly cow or that golddigging Wigger she had a buncha offspring with.
    She’s such an attention whore. She had her five min of fame (more like shame) but now that everyone’s forgot about her (thank goodness) she tries to find a way to get back in the spotlight forgetting that no one cares about an uglyass ghetto whore with a dozen kids. We see her type all day long on Ricki Lake and Jerry Springer and it never was and never will be interesting.

  46. gary

    What was the name of that child actor, the black kid, really short with the chubby face and that one tag line he said over and over again? Anyway, I can’t believe nobody noticed that she looks a lot like him.

  47. miss oblivious

    Eeewww, she’s ooooogly w/o her makeup on and her hair done. I used to think she was a cute little black chic. Ah,the miracles of makeup.

  48. xx

    Who the hell is Shar Jackson? I asked this question before and got no response. Does anyone know?

  49. Umbrella Bird

    THIS BITCH IS UGLY!!!!

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