Remember when Shaquille O’Neal announced he wanted to be a U.S. marshal? Turns out he was serious. The 7 foot giant has reportedly helped make 30 busts against child pornography offenders, saying:
“I do not have to run after the people or tackle them. They always surrender peacefully,” Shaq recently told Webster Hall’s Baird Jones. “And I’m never afraid. When I arrive, they are really already under arrest.” Shaq says he’s not in it for the glory. “I am not a hero . . . My father was my hero growing up. He was an Army drill sergeant and an FBI agent.”
I look forward to the day one of the silly perverts decides to run from the cops only to have Shaquille O’Neal swoop in and bite him in half. Because that’s what giant people do. They bite other smaller people in half. It’s like their trademark.
I love you Frankie J!!! Anyways, good for Shaq, at least ONE celeb is doing something useful instead of being a fucking vapid waste of space. Good on him.
Kudos to Barbado slim for the funniest fuckin’ comment on this thread.
P.S. I own the unrated director’s cut of “Kazaam.” Worth every penny.
He has a job outside of basketball…maybe he should practice free-throws instead of hunting child pornographers…it probably pays better in the long run…
maybe he needs to tackle
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Shaq just whips out his dick and the whole room freezes and then he arrests them.
If Shaq had to think to do his job, he wouldnt have lasted as long as he has.
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the truth will set you free
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42 Yeah I have better things to do than watch a bunch of psychological freaks run up and down a parquet floor. But have you ever seen a basketball fight? It’s the perfect example of how uncoordinated most of the taller players actually are, they look like a bunch of gangly giraffes or teenage girls who have not grown accustomed to their height yet. And if you are scared of someone because they’re black, tall, or heavy that doesn’t mean everyone in the world is.
haha Shaq is back!
This would only be better if Shaq decided to go all Shawn Bradley on these sick fucks before taking them in. Then maybe spin ‘em by Kobe’s place to show them how a real perv throws down.