Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant have babies

Superficial / May 2, 2006

kobe-shaq-baby.jpgShaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant both welcomed new daughters into their families yesterday, with Kobe having Gianna Maria-Onore Bryant at 2:03 AM and Shaq having Me’arah Sanaa O’Neal at 4:57 AM.

Considering Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields also had their babies on the same day (and apparently in the same hospital), I can’t help but think that something very sinister is going on. It’s like the Universe is preparing for armageddon and in thirty years the fate of the entire world will rest in the hands of these children as they battle it out in a fight for all of humanity. And just for the heck of it there’ll be a loud techno soundtrack playing in the background and a guy occassionally yelling out “Mortal Kombat!”