Shannon Elizabeth’s husband wants more

*shannon_elizabeth_husband.jpgShannon Elizabeth’s estranged husband filed a lawsuit Wednesday seeking half of all property and assets the pair accumulated during the five years they lived together before they were married. Joseph Reitman claims that Elizabeth secretly transferred assets acquired during the years before their June 15, 2002 marriage and contends that he deserves half. Reitman also alleges that he sacrificed his career to promote Elizabeth’s. Elizabeth filed for divorce in June 2005.

The only way this guy could’ve helped Elizabeth’s career is if he, I don’t know, somehow magically made her boobs grow. In which case he’s a goddam genius. Because I doubt it was those late-night Shakespeare readings that helped her win roles like ‘hot naked girl’ and ‘Melanie McKnockers’.

Thanks to Mary for the tip.


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