Shannon Elizabeth filed for divorce from Joseph D. Reitman last Wednesday citing irreconcilable differences. This is pretty much the most not surprising story of the year, considering how much hotter Shannon Elizabeth is than her husband. It would be like me marrying a delicious steak and then one day eating the steak because it was so delicious. Or maybe some other analogy that actually makes sense. The point is, if I suddenly realized my spouse was an ugly sack of potatoes with terrible facial hair I would probably cite irreconcilable differences and then divorce them as well. And then I would laugh in their face for being so ugly and go out with a bunch hot people to make them feel like crap. And just for good measure I would hire somebody to punch them in the stomach repeatedly for wasting three years of my life.
TheLegend68 | February 21, 2007 at 4:50 am
I’d fuck that slut.
sd card | June 1, 2010 at 4:57 am
She played Czech student Nadia in 1999's Pie "American" and after 2001, "American Pie 2". His screen credits also include "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" and "Scary Movie". She now plays in the UPN sitcom "Cuts.