Shannen Elizabeth finds new boyfriend

20050406shannon.jpgJust a month after announcing her divorce from her actor hubby Joe Reitman, Shannen Elizabeth has a new man on her arm. The “American Pie” cutie was spotted canoodling in the VIP suite at Sunday’s Wrestle Mania XXI at the Staples Center in L.A. with Blake Mitchell.

That’s all fine and dandy, but what’s up with her fingernails? Either keep them short or keep them long. None of this mix and match crap we’ve got going on here. I guess Shannen has to at least keep her pinky nail long though, to reach all that deep-rooted ear wax she has going on. And maybe I made that up, but maybe I didn’t. It’s a chance you’ll just have to take.