Instead of letting sleeping fake breasts lie, Shanna Moakler went on the offensive this morning against Carrie Prejean. Shanna called into Ryan Seacrest to explain why she resigned from the Miss California USA organization and stated she has no ill will towards Donald Trump. Via Sawf News:
Moakler says she was in agreement with Donald Trump at the press conference on Tuesday, during which he announced that Prejean would continue as Miss California, but seeing how things were playing out afterwards she decided to quit.
“The turning point for me was watching the Today show,” Moakler told Ryan Seacrest during a phone in to his Morning Show on KISS FM on Thursday.
“She [Prejean] was sitting there continuing to lie…it is obvious to everybody that the lying is still going on. I just couldn’t stand behind her,” Moakler added.
Okay, this situation is getting way out of hand. Fortunately, I’ve come up with a solution that should satisfy all parties involved. Long, story short: Shanna, Carrie and I have a crazy three-way while Donald Trump cuts me a check for $1 million. Our nation needs to heal, dammit! (I’ll be in the hot tub.)
Carrie Prejean on Today 5/13/09:
bitchesfirst | May 14, 2009 at 1:31 pm
FIRST!
Michael Jackson | May 14, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Just shut down the entire pathetic industry, dump all these bimbos and Trump in a rocket and fire it into the sun.
PunkA | May 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm
It’s called spin control. Seriously, you think Shanna doesn’t know about what this is? She has used it herself during her divorce. Remember when she got accused of being an unfit mother who drank and parties all night and slept in until 2pm all day? Didn’t she fight it, even though perhaps it was true
Thing is, even if she is lying, what is the harm? Only people that care are those pissed about her same sex marriage comments. In other words, those with an agenda about Carrie and her political leanings. Shanna can suck it. This is America bitch, where even a worthless sack like Ms. Moakler can get a job after a reality show that portrayed her as lazy, a bitch, stupid and boring.
Delgo | May 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Delgo to Shanna Moakler: Do some tricep pushdowns.
justifiable | May 14, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Oh, bitch, please. The photographer snuck up on her and she had NO idea? And a week later we’re just now hearing the word “sue” for his publishing them w/o a release? And the wind was blowing SO hard it just blew her clothes off and exposed her breasts – while leaving her hair perfectly coiffed? Riiight. While she looked right into the camera – that she didn’t know was there? Bull Fucking Shit. She lies like old people fuck.
Daddy-O | May 14, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Shanna Moakler is a media whore.
Prejean made a comment, and the press followed/attacker her to the point where I have NO idea what the reigning Miss America even looks like.
Shanna Moakler wants a bit of that spotlight, too.
If you’re going to quit, then quit. You are a media whore when you call a press conference, and publicize it to the world while doing it.
chirs | May 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm
sounds like someone is jealous
GoreDiscipleInsaneLeftist | May 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm
“Just shut down the entire pathetic industry, dump all these bimbos and Trump in a rocket and fire it into the sun.”
MJ-
What? And spew all that CO2 into the atmosphere?! Don’t you realize you’re killing the planet?!
Earth hater!
Socrates | May 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I continue to anguish over the thought that beauty pageant contestants aren’t deeply moral philosophers but, rather, appear to be shallow hedonists. How can this have happened in America?
With that said, CAN WE PLEASE GET THOSE FUCKING PINK STARS OFF OF PREJEAN’S NIPPLES, SO THAT WE CAN FINALLY WHACK-OFF?
If that’s not available, a naked picture of Moakler would do. Don’t say that I’m not egalitarian…
Anonymous | May 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Hey Michael Jackson,
As long as you tag along, I’m down with that.
Yes on 8.
Jay | May 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Shannon, quit taking yourself seriously. Start your own Miss Gay America pageant and you won’t have to face these people with opinions contrary to yours. Nothing like an intolerant person who demands tolerance. What a boob!!
brooke | May 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm
…who is this bitch!?
Jay | May 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Shannon, quit taking yourself seriously. Start your own Miss Gay America pageant and you won’t have to face these people with opinions contrary to yours. Nothing like an intolerant person who demands tolerance. What a boob!!
snl | May 14, 2009 at 2:11 pm
She is such a f’n idiot.
agent | May 14, 2009 at 2:18 pm
This PR situation fell into her lap and she’s really working it, exactly the way she’s supposed to. Excellent job so far.
effyeray | May 14, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Just shut the fuck up you worthless nobody whore. Your only goal is trying to snatch a couple seconds of fame for something other than being a groupie or a fucking horrible mother. Pathetic whore is pathetic.
Megan | May 14, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I find it hilarious when anti-gay rights advocates say that pro-gay rights advocates are intolerant when we get upset over their bigoted, third-world views. Hilarious. What’s next, we should make inter-racial marriage illegal again?
You have the rights to your retarded opinions, and we have the right to give you shit for being a cunt. Deal with it.
Learn How To Make $100/Day Profit with PPC | May 14, 2009 at 2:27 pm
i would bang her
Why does Shanna Moakler never shut up? | May 14, 2009 at 2:27 pm
The Superficial Writer’s solution is the only way to class up Shanna Moakler, attention whore (or just whore???). I think we should petition the Donald right away. But it needs to be videotaped and posted on YouTube. Don’t be selfish, Superficial Writer. You said it is about healing, so we need to watch… over and over, if need be.
name withheld | May 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
@13 Look up “intolerant” before you use it next time.
a: unwilling to grant equal freedom of expression especially in religious matters
b: unwilling to grant or share social, political, or professional rights : bigoted
Yeah, nothing like Prejean (intolerant) demanding that everyone accept what she says because her reason for denying rights to others is a religious one. She gets to say shit, people get to say shit back. What part of that don’t you get? She’s entitled to her religious viewpoint. No one is making her marry a woman. She’s not entitled to anything else. My employer won’t let me politic for gay marriage or the libertarian party or pass out religious literature at work, so she’s goddamn lucky her douchebag employer (Trump) is letting her work for NOM and keep her title.
Megan's size 22 pants | May 14, 2009 at 2:37 pm
You gays have the right to your retarded opinions, and we have the right to vote to restrict marriage to a man and a woman. Deal with it.
Jenna | May 14, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Shanna moakler is a nobody piece of white trailer trash-i wish she would STFU. Where did she even come from? Rock of Love, lmao!
Meream | May 14, 2009 at 2:38 pm
She is not my most fave person in the planet but she actually looks nice in these photos.
PostmortemG | May 14, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Je$u$ Chri$t. First we had the repulsive flaming homosexual, and now this ‘not very attractive when compared to Miss California’ lady. I think I’ll go with Prejean, folks. I prefer her to all the above.
Julie Ann | May 14, 2009 at 2:50 pm
She’s starting to look kind of rough…
justifiable | May 14, 2009 at 2:51 pm
#17 Yeah, because ‘tolerance’ and ‘freedom of speech’ to that bunch means you have the right to STFU and agree with them. If you exercise your own rights and oppose them you’re “attacking” them. Maliciously. I’ve heard of lactose-intolerant — but those guys are tolerance-intolerant.
Irritant | May 14, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Mr. Superfish Al:
Give the Miss Cali thing a rest. Why don’t you cover how many celebutards have abortions each month. That will get your message board humming, I am quite certain.
Carry on.
justifiable | May 14, 2009 at 3:05 pm
#21 You have the right to restrict marriage in your religion (if you have one) to a man and a woman, and a right to your opinion. You don’t have the right to vote on restricting anyone else’s rights any more than the white south had the right to vote to keep blacks segregated, or keep them from marrying whites. Deal with THAT.
kristen | May 14, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Honestly… Who really cares what some airhead thinks? It’s a beauty pageant for Christ sakes! I highly doubt any bimbo who wins the Miss America title is going to do any good for the world and help create world peace. The only Miss America who actually had a career was Vanessa Williams, who ironically was stripped of her title for this same exact reason. She actually seems to have a fully functional brain.
Miss World Ksenia Sukhinova is a whole different ballpark. She’s beautiful and extremely intelligent.
Marcus Parrish | May 14, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I’d suck her tits. Bag the face.
Marcus Parrish | May 14, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I’d suck her tits. Bag the face.
Marcus Parrish | May 14, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I’d suck her tits. Bag the face.
Marcus Parrish | May 14, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I’d suck her tits. Bag the face.
Marcus Parrish | May 14, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I’d suck her tits. Bag the face.
Marcus Parrish | May 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I’d suck her tits. Bag the face.
Marcus Parrish | May 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I’d suck her tits. Bag the face.
Marcus Parrish | May 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I’d suck her tits. Bag the face.
Marcus Parrish | May 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I’d suck her tits. Bag the face.
Marcus Parrish | May 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I’d suck her tits. Bag the face.
Cartman | May 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm
This is Shanna Moakler trying desperately to be relevant.
Stupid whore needs to go back to blowing guys backstage at concerts.
Mark | May 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I dont think I’ve seen a worse liar than Ms. California. We all know Donald trump is trash, Carrie P. fits right in. I bet her gash smells like tuna as well.
Mark | May 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I dont think I’ve seen a worse liar than Ms. California. We all know Donald trump is trash, Carrie P. fits right in. I bet her gash smells like tuna as well.
Mark | May 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I dont think I’ve seen a worse liar than Ms. California. We all know Donald trump is trash, Carrie P. fits right in. I bet her gash smells like tuna as well.
JD | May 14, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I still haven’t seen any topless pics of Carrie Prejean, but I have seen full nudes of Shanna Moakler, who accuses the former of being a lying whore.
Yeah.
Anyway, Superficial Writer, once again, until you can show me Carrie Prejean’s nipples, there are no nude, semi-nude or topless pics, which continues to make this a non-story.
festus | May 14, 2009 at 4:45 pm
So…. who is this old flabby cunt and what is she famous for? She needs to make herself useful and go make some porn.
PostmortemG | May 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I just finished watching that video, and it’s apparent you just can’t argue with The Trump. Go Carrie Prejean and Donald Trump – and *TO HELL WITH THE REST OF YOU*!!! =D I’m confident we won’t be seeing that vulgar cock-sucker Perez Hilton on anything Trump related, anytime soon. And congratulations to Miss U.$.A., despite the fact that no one knows her name…
WTF | May 14, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Justifiable; In this case, since Marriage goes and screws with taxes and legal control over other people, property and etc… the people should have the right to vote on any topic that messes with that.
The problem here is that Marriage should be removed from the law all together and commitments should be made in a personal religious or non religious setting.
Marriage as I define it based upon my own religious and spiritual ideas is between a man and a woman… but just because that is the truth that I hold evident, does not mean that we should be integrating that into our lives.
That being said, I want someone that can comment on polygamy. Where does it stop if you claim that marriage is a civil right under the law with special benefits granted to those that enter into this contract? If 10 people all love each other and want to commit there lives to each other, then why can’t 10 people claim to be married and have marital rights as they stand today?
alfalfa | May 14, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Who the fuck is Shanna Milfer and why should anyone care?
Jonsey | May 14, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Shanna Moakler is the ugliest Playboy model ever.
DCMikeRotch | May 14, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Gay marriage is nothing more than gays wanting to be princess for a day and lesbians wanting to get in everyone’s face. Any gay would alienate those rights in a second for a Madonna ticket and a D&G banana hamock. Any lesbian would alienate those rights for a poetry book deal.
Is this the same Shanna Moakler that got in a drunken fistfight with Paris Hilton at a nightclub? The one that slept all day on her reality show because she was perpetually hung-over? Yeah, she’s resigning from Miss USA to set an example for her kids…
Yes on 8. Still.