Shanna Moakler posted Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan’s contact information on her MySpace over the weekend, writing:
“I posted this blog back in January to let you all know that my accounts were hacked. … and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them….id like to share my ‘hacked’ info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.” The posting then listed what she claimed were the e-mail address and phone number for Hilton and e-mail addresses for Lohan.
Paris’ rep Elliot Mintz responded to the post, saying:
“This woman is simply desperate for press and attention. Shanna deliberately posted Paris’s phone number and e-mail address on her Web site. It was an unprovoked invasion upon Paris’s privacy, which immediately caused her to change her contact information. It was a childish, mean-spirited thing to do. And we are not going to dignify such an action with any additional comment.”
Jesus, they’re all children. I’m surprised they haven’t started spreading rumors the others have cooties. They could run up to them, pinch them, and run away while yelling “Slut!” and come off sounding more mature. And just cause, here’s Paris Hilton buying a parakeet dressed like she just busted out of prison.
ivve | April 24, 2007 at 7:49 am
i hate paris.
whitegold | April 24, 2007 at 7:52 am
People suck. These three losers need to get over themselves. I’m so annoyed today.
SMastaFunk | April 24, 2007 at 7:52 am
Nothing says classy like black socks and striped stretchy pants…
Fifth Stooge | April 24, 2007 at 7:58 am
Come on Superficial. This news has been out since Saturday.
rtnmac | April 24, 2007 at 8:06 am
She is the reason the terrorists hate our freedom. I want to bite off that parakeets head, then shove the bloody torso deep inside her strangled vagina.
HerpesHilton | April 24, 2007 at 8:07 am
Anything that ruins Paris’ night makes me just a little bit happier.
jrzmommy♠ | April 24, 2007 at 8:09 am
fascinating. Hey, my stapler is black.
Nat | April 24, 2007 at 8:09 am
Where do we go from here? Seriously folks, where do we go from here?
tinyTy | April 24, 2007 at 8:11 am
In pic #1, is that a belly bump? Did she always look like that? Maybe it’s just her terrible posture making her belly stick out.
DrPhowstus | April 24, 2007 at 8:15 am
Yeah, because her personal info isn’t scribbled on every bathroom stall in the US as it is. This is not news. That hooker I tipped with a McGift Certificate this morning, now that’s news…
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 24, 2007 at 8:18 am
Shanna Moakler is fat.
Conky | April 24, 2007 at 8:23 am
And later in the day a parakeet’s head was found on Moakler’s front porch. The drama continues…
Badmofo210 | April 24, 2007 at 8:32 am
I wish the Superficial had a SuperBus so we can run over people like this…
whitegold | April 24, 2007 at 8:47 am
#9 – I think that’s k-fed’s demon sperm doing it’s work. Now that’s going to make for some damn good celebrity gossip!
lambman | April 24, 2007 at 8:53 am
” ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.”
I wasn’t aware Lindsay even knew Shanna Moakler until I read this article. If you want to disassociate yourself from somebody perhaps not talking about them on your myspace is the answer.
And since when are band skanks and hangers on considered celebrities? Nobody even cares about Blink 182 anymore but we’ve got to listen to this ho rant?
NicotineEyePatch | April 24, 2007 at 8:54 am
What a bunch of cocklicks. I wish I’d known that was their real contact info posted, I would have called them just to tell them that.
“Hello, cocklick? Just wanted you to know that you’re a major fucking cocklick. Bye!” click.
Beep beep beep etc.- “Hello, cocklick?” and it would have gone on and on like that until I passed out (from the liquor or the glee, whatever took me out first).
tits_on_snack | April 24, 2007 at 9:27 am
Huh. That’s what me and my friends do – we call eachother names like “fungus”, and play mind games with eachother and incessantly check our Myspaces to see who’s saying what about ourselves and then tell eachother’s secrets and whisper about eachother behind eachother’s backs, then we all steal eachother’s greasey ugly boyfriends and share our chlamydia.
Oh wait, I actually meant we go to our jobs like adults, and work all day and come home to our houses and have drinks with our friends and do our taxes and pay our bills, and laugh at celebrity blogs. Same thing.
tits_on_snack | April 24, 2007 at 9:31 am
”
I LOVE PINK TACO.
Current mood: annoyed
There are numerous reasons why i posted my last blog and i stand behind every single one of them. One of those reasons, hackers and whores pretending to be people they arent and harrassing others via phone, text, and myspace. having fun at the expense of others is in poor taste and i just had enough of it. on a seperate note. I have known Harry Morton for over 10 years and i highly respect him. I know for a fact he does NOT have a Myspace account and Nor did he write a blog about me. HE actually has a life and a reputation and i wish him much success in his ventures.
shannaxoxo”
Youko | April 24, 2007 at 9:36 am
That poor parakeet. It’ll eventually become abandoned like the rest of the zoo she owns.
F-Sucker | April 24, 2007 at 9:39 am
So did anybody else call her?
We’re going out tomorrow night.
Superevil | April 24, 2007 at 9:46 am
I think she meant “raging case of the herps” instead of fungus.
chaunceygardner | April 24, 2007 at 10:41 am
Unacocksucker.
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | April 24, 2007 at 11:15 am
Gosh, that poor little budgie looks so resigned to his fate. He’s eyeing the skulls and crossbones on her sweat suit, appreciating the cruel irony of it all.
And he didn’t have long to wait…Look, in between picture 4 & 5 she’s fed Mr. Whistles to that dog.
Paris, step away from the fucking animals!!
Hagman | April 24, 2007 at 11:24 am
“That poor parakeet. It’ll eventually become abandoned like the rest of the zoo she owns”
Look at what happened to the last zebra she bought…. it ended up wrapped around her legs…. come to think about it, maybe thats how it died…. ugh :/
rrrrachem | April 24, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Even Paris looks fat in that outfit. She is unrecognizable save for those tell-tale glasses and witch-of-the-west nose.
iamsosmrt | April 24, 2007 at 12:20 pm
That brave little parakeet is thinking one thing and one thing only, which is exactly what any one of us would be thinking if we were a parakeet being harassed by Paris Hilton.
“as soon as she takes her sunglasses off I’m going to peck her eyes out, and then while she’s is bent over in pain( a common position for her) I will fly over and get the key out of her ass (her favorite spot for hiding things)and then somehow I’ll unlock the giant ‘Paris Zoo’(prison) gate and free all the animals and then I’ll be a HERO!”
God speed little parakeet, god speed.
iamsosmrt | April 24, 2007 at 12:24 pm
*she is bent over
Paris couldn’t spell her last name if she was looking right at a giant HILTON hotel.
FRIST!!! | April 24, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Busted out of prison? More like busted out of a mental ward….
wedge1 | April 24, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Those stripes … looking like the carnival scene from the end of BeetleJuice.
I can’t believe that I wasn’t trolled in this post. Walrus is slipping.
LL | April 24, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Do people over the age of, say, 20 really have MySpace pages? I thought MySpace was for teenage attention whores and the sexual predators who love them. I didn’t think actual adults had MySpace pages. Well, I’ve just answered my own question. These people are adults in name only. If you got time to update your MySpace page with your mortal enemies’ phone numbers and e-mail addresses, you clearly aren’t an adult with a job, ie, you’re Paris Hilton, Lohan and this other bitch. I wish I had that kind of free time.
Truthseeker013 | April 24, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Note to Shanna- find life. Use it.
Note to Lind- come home. I’m waiting.
Note to Paris- you missed your bus.
duster200 | April 24, 2007 at 2:27 pm
It’s a budgie, not a parakeet.
islandgirl | April 24, 2007 at 2:33 pm
BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
*POOF*
PARIS
biatcho | April 24, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Is she auditioning for the role as Hamburglar in the next McDonald’s commercial?
“I’m Loving AIDS”.
Celebrityoops.TV | April 24, 2007 at 3:26 pm
FIRE CR@TCH!
kelley :D | April 24, 2007 at 3:31 pm
i love parakeets.
and paris has an ass-face
Lowlands | April 24, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Sometimes i feel my vampire instinct coming up…i probably mentioned this already.
krazihottkelli | April 24, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Boring bitches as always…this place sucks..
NicotineEyePatch | April 24, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Shouldn’t this sea hag be smuggling contraband in her anal cavity for JF… or is that what she plans to do with all that stuff in the last picture?
*I’m starting to see this ‘look’ out a lot lately, fucking everyday-ass people are walking around with their hoods up and sunglasses on as if they’re hiding from the paps. I want to take their pictures and then punch them.
arden | April 24, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Did she break out of jail?
the trouble w/ tribble | April 24, 2007 at 6:02 pm
That stupid urinal, she will never be married. She is such an empty shell. I don’t care what anyone thinks of me. She LIVES to impress the rest of us! What a life she has to endure. I guess all the doe makes it her pittyful exuce for a life a little more bearable. I forsee her comming down with a deadly disease and finally ridding us of her wonka eye, disease ridden self. Oh ya, she just lays there while getting banged. Just checked out “one night in Herpyville paris” What a JOKE! Add porn star wannabe to her list of credentials. and please don’t bother to correct my spelling. I’m not a people pleaser like that dumb, wonka eye, penis shaped nose dumb bimbo.
greeneyedcat | April 24, 2007 at 6:04 pm
she should not be allowed near animals
frenchie | April 25, 2007 at 8:01 am
That roach should stay away from horizontal stripes from now on. Look at her dumper on the second to the last pic.
dirt chicken | April 25, 2007 at 8:44 am
Call PETA. She bought the poor bird to use like they did in the old mines. When the air was bad the bird croaked … and they knew it was time to get the fuck out. Paris will be using that poor creature in her bedroom to measure her twat-stink. When the bird croaks she knows it’s time to wash that nasty thing.
dirt chicken | April 25, 2007 at 8:46 am
The REAL question is : What the fuck is that hag doing in a bookstore ? Trying to find out a home remedy for herpes ?
bungoone | April 25, 2007 at 9:01 am
why is she even allowed to go into petstores still? they need to put a wanted sign of her face up.