Shanna Moakler feels no pity

May 29th, 2007 // 163 Comments

Shanna Moakler wrote a post on her MySpace yesterday taking a jab at Lindsay Lohan and then going into an attack on Paris Hilton. She writes:

HERES A TIP….

When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!

I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)

I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
shannaB.xoxo

And this is Lindsay Lohan’s reponse on her alleged MySpace, which I’m not actually convinced is hers:

starkitten

im going to keep this simple and brief, like her career

for someone who “doesn’t really think anything of it” sure had a mouth load to say. don’t blame “young hollywood” for your FUCKED UP relationships you old haggard. maybe if you fixed yourself up a little bit, you wouldnt be so jealous of others. you know, a nice face/breast lift, lost a couple pounds (40), got rid of the paris haircut, and found yourself a decent looking boytoy you wouldn’t be so depressed and feel the need to comment on other peoples lifes that you dont know.

p.s. your kids are ugly.

Just in case you had any doubt that Hollywood is just slightly less mature than junior high. They might as well be accusing each other of having cooties here. And then one of them would be all, “Oh no you did not just brought it.” And then the other would be like, “Oh yes I did just broughted it.” And then they’d make a movie about it and it’d be awesome. Word.

superficial

  1. Hey don’t Lindsey and Paris hate each other too? So “if” this was her why would she reference her in her comment? Also she was too hung over to write anything! Yay maybe she will go to jail too!

  2. This is the crappiest feud ever.

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  5. i was going to call the numbe on the page paris’s “aunt” sent her not related kinda funny though that bitch is haggard looking.

  6. BadassFred

    I wish someone would just punch her in the throat. REALLY.

    She’s an adult woman and can’t even string together a few coherent sentences to make a proper paragraph. And what the Hell is she doing on MySpace? She’s what, 30 years old? MySpace is for teenagers and idiots. Anyone over the age of 16 who has a MySpace needs therapy.

  7. If Lindsay really said that I now dislike her WAAAAY more than before. It doesn’t get lower than talking shit about someone’s children. If insulting kids makes you feel like a badass you’re pathetic.

  8. cobalt

    I bet her kids are fucking ugly.

    I would say she was lowering the tone, but when one person starts talking about ‘karma’ you can’t get much lower anyway.

  9. ahhhhhh

    lindsay’s real myspace is myspace.com/privacycunt

  10. lp

    PRIVACYCUNT is NOT HER myspace anymore!! that one got hacked, then deleted, so now some 12 year old has the link now and is copying EVERYTHING word for word on her real myspace…

    LAMO

  11. Kate

    I think what Lindsey said is aload of shit and so petty. I think shanna is amazing shes a strong minded women who knows what she wants in life. you and that other dickhead paris are just two big sluts who just want to get round everyone. Shanna is so beautiful she was miss USA somthing you cant deny whether she is with or without Travis he is the love of her life and she doesnt want sluts like you sniffing around.

  12. She’ll out grow this stuff soon.

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