Shanna Moakler feels no pity

May 29th, 2007 // 163 Comments

Shanna Moakler wrote a post on her MySpace yesterday taking a jab at Lindsay Lohan and then going into an attack on Paris Hilton. She writes:

HERES A TIP….

When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!

I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)

I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
shannaB.xoxo

And this is Lindsay Lohan’s reponse on her alleged MySpace, which I’m not actually convinced is hers:

starkitten

im going to keep this simple and brief, like her career

for someone who “doesn’t really think anything of it” sure had a mouth load to say. don’t blame “young hollywood” for your FUCKED UP relationships you old haggard. maybe if you fixed yourself up a little bit, you wouldnt be so jealous of others. you know, a nice face/breast lift, lost a couple pounds (40), got rid of the paris haircut, and found yourself a decent looking boytoy you wouldn’t be so depressed and feel the need to comment on other peoples lifes that you dont know.

p.s. your kids are ugly.

Just in case you had any doubt that Hollywood is just slightly less mature than junior high. They might as well be accusing each other of having cooties here. And then one of them would be all, “Oh no you did not just brought it.” And then the other would be like, “Oh yes I did just broughted it.” And then they’d make a movie about it and it’d be awesome. Word.

superficial

  1. Zelda

    No way Lindsay bothers to update a Myspace…have you ever seen her website? It’s the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen and hasn’t been altered since her last “journal” in 2003.

  2. christine

    “Posted by onemadbitch on May 29, 2007 6:04 PM

    i wish the dumbass that writes this shit would shut the fuck up with all the dumb shit they always have to add on. and please damn can we all shut the fuck up with the Lindsay, Britney, Paris, and all the other skinny ass, crack addicted whores this site cant seem to get enough of”

    Why the fuck do you bother coming on this site if you hate everything about it so much?
    stupid whore.

  3. Piston

    Shanna is 100% correct about Lindsay. But they are both pond scum, like arguing over who’s better with a knife, OJ or Jack the Ripper.

  4. GIANTPEEECH

    Lindsay Lohan does NOT have a My Space. The proof is that some fucking name dropper who apparently dates Marc Jacobs has pictures of him and the Linz all over his My Space and yet, this particular My Space cited on the superficial is not friended on this oh so kewl dude’s m-space. So do your homework. I doubt Lindsay has time or interest to own a My Space account. I mean, think about it. She’d just get hassled by 12 year old girls all day who want to know the best kind of toilet seat to do lines off of. This Moakler loser has a My Space because she is a D list celebrity, using the world “celebrity” loosely.

    Anyways, who really cares? Everyone is missing the point. Hollywood is dead. The stars of yesteryear are rolling in their graves. There was a time when people worked hard for their fame, believe it or not. Now what constitues fame is coke in your snort port in short shorts.

  5. Hey Frist – I met Richard Gage today.
    From Architects and Engineers for 9-11 Truth.
    I shook his hand and got his autograph in a book. Jealous ? lol
    There’s a slight chance – Lo-ho, Brit, Jes, Paris etc. aren’t all the news after all.
    Who’d a thunk it ?
    (Ok ,the link, Well…. I told Washington I’d send people his way ) (Go 4 it – he could be on commission)
    Can’t seem to post under ‘Binky’ any more. Who’d a thunk it….

  6. Katie

    I can’t wait until the news comes out that Lindsay got fucked in the bushes at rehab a la Shitney! ROFL

  7. ThatIsGay

    Lohan and Hilton are goddesses compared to that cum dumpster moakler cow.

    Her kids ARE ugly and they know their mom is the bukkake girl at soup kitchens. cunt

  8. Binky? How come you can’t post under that name anymore?
    Oh, yeah, and who’s Richard Gage?
    Wait…I’m googling

  9. Hecubus

    A fun game, google image search for ‘Audrey Hepburn’ and see who used to come first in ‘most beautiful woman’ polls and then skip back to the picture of this malcom in the middle, michael keaton, I have lou gerrigs disease looking whore to see who just topped a similar poll. Hell in a handbasket.

  10. Buffcoat

    Incredible, I think they’re both right.

  11. Ok, Binky, very cool

  12. And BTW, I can post under any fracking name I want nowadays…watch…typekey sux

  13. See? Still FRIST!!!

  14. kittygoodness

    This one site said Ashley Olsen’s cell number is 570-574-5641 . . . . i called it and the vm said this is ashley does ne one know if this is true or just a fake number ? ? ? ?

  15. #65 really? I’m going to call it, cause none of my real friends will call me back…sad but true

    I’m FRIST!!!

  16. Wicked Wendy

    Evenin’ Frist !! :)

  17. Yes it is, Wendy, Though here it is still light out!!! How’s it?

  18. MrBinky

    63 ? – I have to change to internet explorer and then change my name and e-mail.
    I don’t know why you can always get in.
    Do you own the place ?
    This is beginning to be a bit of a hassle.

  19. Wicked Wendy

    It be , it be….. where are you?…state…?…..Utah here……..

  20. kittykat26

    frist!!! did u call it ??? i can’t tell

  21. kittykat26

    wicked wendy u call it . . . . . i’m too afraid to call back

  22. Yes I own the whole internet, actually.
    You should all be glad I haven’t started charging for it..oh wait, what?

  23. kittykat26

    frist call her i don’t have the guts to do it again

  24. Wicked Wendy

    no way…I can’t afford any high charges for some fuckin’ set-up/scam/porn/psycic call center….sowwy….

  25. Fleur de Lisa

    OMG, “Lindsay” telling someone-anyone-else to fix themselves up??? She has got to be the roughest looking girl for her age that I have ever seen in my life! She looks like hell.

  26. smilin4you

    #65 I can’t really tell. You’re right the vm does say ashley and it sounds like her voice. I called again and the call was sidebarred so I don’t think there is any chance of us getting her to pick up lol . . . . i’m gonna try again in a little bit . . . . ps.s did u block your number when you called her ?

  27. Wicked Wendy

    Frist…u in WA?…..

  28. kittykat26

    i don’t blame ya wendy thats why i only called once lol i had to though curiosity got the best of this cat lol

  29. Wicked Wendy

    I would have but like i said times are hard…I have m.s. anyway……I’ve read just about everything on this site today already, so I’m gonna be lazy and kinda hang here….

  30. ignats

    Damn! No nip-slip.

  31. gina9876

    Yo #65 i called that number once blocked and once un blocked and the bitch texted me a nasty message after the second call hahaha fuck that stupid anorexic bitch im going to harass her all night

  32. 82 that’s funny

  33. Wicked Wendy

    FRIST:
    How do you like the west? does thw weather up there depress you? never been up there before, when we head north it’s to yellowstone to watch the wolves…..LOVE Montana…..

  34. justin

    Ya im getting some pretty nasty texts, threats. seems kind of weird.. she is demanding i tell her where i got the number and telling me to not tell anyone it

  35. don’t=cha just love how
    we have such clazzy
    moviestarz? they r all
    a freakin joke,,except
    for Brad Pitt& of course
    Angelina,George Clooney,
    and my sweetie, Jamie
    Pressley….the rest can
    suck FishDooodlez dick…

  36. Wicked Wendy

    Right On Gina !!!! THat is hilarious…..I wonder what service she uses….hhhmmm….

  37. imakeyouwanna

    the bitch just did the same thing to me she said that she was going to press charges if i texted her again

  38. Wicked Wendy

    I know I have to pay to read text….DAMNITTOHELLL!!!!!!

  39. DahliaRose

    There is no way Lindsay wrote the response.
    How could she with the mega hangover she must have.

    Her psychiatrist at the rehab center/mental hospital must have written it for her.

  40. wendy, yes the crap makes me suicidal

  41. Wicked Wendy

    I know THAT feeling !!! W/m.s., it’s part of the package…depression that is….lol……I had to read that twice cause at first…..fuck never mind…lol

  42. luckylefty

    anybody get a hold of the supposed ashley olsen number is it really her ?!?!?!!?!?!?

  43. Wicked Wendy

    And oh BTW did I mention I live in Utah??….lol…..;)

  44. j-salt

    tryin to get her to confirm its her right now.. but she is being an idiot whoever it is.

  45. Well, Wendy, go on my link and read the SAD blog thingie

  46. Wicked Wendy

    Yeah…the old man just got to work and is IMing me….Night ! Nice talkin’ at ya !!..

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