Shanna Moakler wrote a post on her MySpace yesterday taking a jab at Lindsay Lohan and then going into an attack on Paris Hilton. She writes:
HERES A TIP….
When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!
I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)
I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
shannaB.xoxo
And this is Lindsay Lohan’s reponse on her alleged MySpace, which I’m not actually convinced is hers:
starkitten
im going to keep this simple and brief, like her career
for someone who “doesn’t really think anything of it” sure had a mouth load to say. don’t blame “young hollywood” for your FUCKED UP relationships you old haggard. maybe if you fixed yourself up a little bit, you wouldnt be so jealous of others. you know, a nice face/breast lift, lost a couple pounds (40), got rid of the paris haircut, and found yourself a decent looking boytoy you wouldn’t be so depressed and feel the need to comment on other peoples lifes that you dont know.
p.s. your kids are ugly.
Just in case you had any doubt that Hollywood is just slightly less mature than junior high. They might as well be accusing each other of having cooties here. And then one of them would be all, “Oh no you did not just brought it.” And then the other would be like, “Oh yes I did just broughted it.” And then they’d make a movie about it and it’d be awesome. Word.
No way Lindsay bothers to update a Myspace…have you ever seen her website? It’s the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen and hasn’t been altered since her last “journal” in 2003.
“Posted by onemadbitch on May 29, 2007 6:04 PM
i wish the dumbass that writes this shit would shut the fuck up with all the dumb shit they always have to add on. and please damn can we all shut the fuck up with the Lindsay, Britney, Paris, and all the other skinny ass, crack addicted whores this site cant seem to get enough of”
Why the fuck do you bother coming on this site if you hate everything about it so much?
stupid whore.
I’m FRIST!!!
Shanna is 100% correct about Lindsay. But they are both pond scum, like arguing over who’s better with a knife, OJ or Jack the Ripper.
Lindsay Lohan does NOT have a My Space. The proof is that some fucking name dropper who apparently dates Marc Jacobs has pictures of him and the Linz all over his My Space and yet, this particular My Space cited on the superficial is not friended on this oh so kewl dude’s m-space. So do your homework. I doubt Lindsay has time or interest to own a My Space account. I mean, think about it. She’d just get hassled by 12 year old girls all day who want to know the best kind of toilet seat to do lines off of. This Moakler loser has a My Space because she is a D list celebrity, using the world “celebrity” loosely.
Anyways, who really cares? Everyone is missing the point. Hollywood is dead. The stars of yesteryear are rolling in their graves. There was a time when people worked hard for their fame, believe it or not. Now what constitues fame is coke in your snort port in short shorts.
Hey Frist – I met Richard Gage today.
From Architects and Engineers for 9-11 Truth.
I shook his hand and got his autograph in a book. Jealous ? lol
There’s a slight chance – Lo-ho, Brit, Jes, Paris etc. aren’t all the news after all.
Who’d a thunk it ?
(Ok ,the link, Well…. I told Washington I’d send people his way ) (Go 4 it – he could be on commission)
Can’t seem to post under ‘Binky’ any more. Who’d a thunk it….
I can’t wait until the news comes out that Lindsay got fucked in the bushes at rehab a la Shitney! ROFL
Lohan and Hilton are goddesses compared to that cum dumpster moakler cow.
Her kids ARE ugly and they know their mom is the bukkake girl at soup kitchens. cunt
Binky? How come you can’t post under that name anymore?
Oh, yeah, and who’s Richard Gage?
Wait…I’m googling
A fun game, google image search for ‘Audrey Hepburn’ and see who used to come first in ‘most beautiful woman’ polls and then skip back to the picture of this malcom in the middle, michael keaton, I have lou gerrigs disease looking whore to see who just topped a similar poll. Hell in a handbasket.
Incredible, I think they’re both right.
Ok, Binky, very cool
And BTW, I can post under any fracking name I want nowadays…watch…typekey sux
See? Still FRIST!!!
This one site said Ashley Olsen’s cell number is 570-574-5641 . . . . i called it and the vm said this is ashley does ne one know if this is true or just a fake number ? ? ? ?
#65 really? I’m going to call it, cause none of my real friends will call me back…sad but true
I’m FRIST!!!
Evenin’ Frist !! :)
Yes it is, Wendy, Though here it is still light out!!! How’s it?
63 ? – I have to change to internet explorer and then change my name and e-mail.
I don’t know why you can always get in.
Do you own the place ?
This is beginning to be a bit of a hassle.
It be , it be….. where are you?…state…?…..Utah here……..
frist!!! did u call it ??? i can’t tell
wicked wendy u call it . . . . . i’m too afraid to call back
Yes I own the whole internet, actually.
You should all be glad I haven’t started charging for it..oh wait, what?
frist call her i don’t have the guts to do it again
no way…I can’t afford any high charges for some fuckin’ set-up/scam/porn/psycic call center….sowwy….
OMG, “Lindsay” telling someone-anyone-else to fix themselves up??? She has got to be the roughest looking girl for her age that I have ever seen in my life! She looks like hell.
#65 I can’t really tell. You’re right the vm does say ashley and it sounds like her voice. I called again and the call was sidebarred so I don’t think there is any chance of us getting her to pick up lol . . . . i’m gonna try again in a little bit . . . . ps.s did u block your number when you called her ?
Frist…u in WA?…..
i don’t blame ya wendy thats why i only called once lol i had to though curiosity got the best of this cat lol
I would have but like i said times are hard…I have m.s. anyway……I’ve read just about everything on this site today already, so I’m gonna be lazy and kinda hang here….
Damn! No nip-slip.
Yo #65 i called that number once blocked and once un blocked and the bitch texted me a nasty message after the second call hahaha fuck that stupid anorexic bitch im going to harass her all night
yep in wa
82 that’s funny
FRIST:
How do you like the west? does thw weather up there depress you? never been up there before, when we head north it’s to yellowstone to watch the wolves…..LOVE Montana…..
Ya im getting some pretty nasty texts, threats. seems kind of weird.. she is demanding i tell her where i got the number and telling me to not tell anyone it
don’t=cha just love how
we have such clazzy
moviestarz? they r all
a freakin joke,,except
for Brad Pitt& of course
Angelina,George Clooney,
and my sweetie, Jamie
Pressley….the rest can
suck FishDooodlez dick…
Right On Gina !!!! THat is hilarious…..I wonder what service she uses….hhhmmm….
the bitch just did the same thing to me she said that she was going to press charges if i texted her again
I know I have to pay to read text….DAMNITTOHELLL!!!!!!
There is no way Lindsay wrote the response.
How could she with the mega hangover she must have.
Her psychiatrist at the rehab center/mental hospital must have written it for her.
wendy, yes the crap makes me suicidal
I know THAT feeling !!! W/m.s., it’s part of the package…depression that is….lol……I had to read that twice cause at first…..fuck never mind…lol
anybody get a hold of the supposed ashley olsen number is it really her ?!?!?!!?!?!?
And oh BTW did I mention I live in Utah??….lol…..;)
tryin to get her to confirm its her right now.. but she is being an idiot whoever it is.
Well, Wendy, go on my link and read the SAD blog thingie
Yeah…the old man just got to work and is IMing me….Night ! Nice talkin’ at ya !!..
#82, you rock
96 really?