Chances are you’ve heard the reports that Shania Twain’s 14 year marriage to producer Mutt Lange is in the crapper. Turns out ol’ Mutt has been seeing another woman, if that’s what you want to call the thing standing next to Shania. (I’m going with “Jabberwocky.”) If that’s not enough, the lady in question Marie-Anne Thiebaud was also a close friend/employee of Shania, according to People:
“Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship,” says one source, adding that the Swiss employee was a fixture in the household Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, shared with their son, 6-year-old Eja D’Angelo.
“Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together,” says the source. “Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends.”
Wait, that Marie-Anne chick is only 37 yet looks like 42-year-old Shania Twain’s mother? That God is one funny bastard. But, seriously, does draft beer and comic books shoot out of her ears during sex? Because, otherwise, I’m at a total loss here. Or, wait, is Mutt Lange blind? That’s it isn’t it? Dude’s blind. BAM! I should solve crimes.
Well Casper my dear, Britney just might give you a shot, you should go for it!
At first I was completely confused by this. Mutt went the wrong direction on this. This second wife is supposed to be the trophy.
But if it is true Shania is into this Sant Mat and she isn’t putting any out, I totally get it. Nothing is worth that frustration (been there to a point). It is like having a Ferrari in the garage that you can never drive, or having a 57 Fender Strat that hangs on the wall and never gets played. That kind of thing is for POSERS. What is the point?
# 35 – Ted from LA
You’re funny!! Thanks. You made my day!
But she loves WOMEN!!
that’s a nice coincidence: MY PERSON LIKEWISE!!
There is only one reason that Shania’s husband would leave here for that woman: Shania must be lame in bed. She’s probably a fussy prima donna who won’t give head, won’t rub his balls, and just lies there like a corpse. Even with a broad as beautiful as Shania, that gets old eventually. I bet the new chick loves pleasing her man.
Dear Mr. Pedantic:
I’m not sure what DNA sequences you are looking at, but as far as I know there are no codons that code for ‘cultural hegemony’ as you seem to be trying to suggest. I am a little curious as to whether or not you are writing in some sort of time machine. Your description of a Bourgeoisie/artistocratic ruled society sounds a little anachronistic.
Just in case you are from a time prior to the 1770s, this is America. Here, your parent’s social standing does not necessarily have that much bearing upon your future, provided that you are an individual that is driven by one cause or another. Theoretically, anyone can receive an upper level education and become – at least in your terms – successful. It is true that if you are the spawn of some business typhoon that you have a supposed advantage as far as money and connections are concerned. However, those fine genes that you seem to dote upon seem to lead to dead ends in this day and age – see the Hilton children. Being born into this lifestyle that you speak of leads mostly to individuals devoid of true intelligence and motivation. Why bother to work when things are just handed to you? You honestly enjoy such a vacuous lifestyle?
You sound like something lifted out of a Brett Easton Ellis novel. The attributes you’ve assigned to yourself sound pretty exaggerated; a caricature of yourself. I highly doubt you are as wealthy as you claim; why would you be on this site bothering the impoverished, oppressed proletariat (as you seem to think of us.)
I am a person who has chosen to use her talents in the field of genetics so that I may help my fellow man. This path has made me happier than any amount of money ever could.
I have no right to judge your lifestyle, and I won’t. After all, your posts are really entertaining us, the ‘miserable peons’. However, I do not think you should judge the lifestyle that most of us have chosen. Yes, many of us choose to live this way. Connecting to someone with an extraordinary wit, enjoying a hike on a beautiful mountain with a loved one, playing games with children, waking up and making love to someone with whom you share a special bond – these are the things that some of us enjoy. The sorts of things that money cannot buy. You can keep your ‘lavish lifestyle’ – your pleasures sound so superficial and evanescent.
If you wish to experience true enjoyment, maybe I’ll make a special genetic therapy to fix your chemical physiology some day. Or is that something beyond your comprehension?
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I hate to break this to you, but it’s kinda hard to despise anyone that makes you fall asleep in the middle of his talk. “Looking down” is more like it.
The low down on Shania since she first became famous was that she’s a little on the frigid side. I’m sure she slung it pretty well to land the guy who would make her famous, and then turned down the thermostat when she had what she wanted.
good! at last she’s free! Mutt & the large breasted harsh-faced lady can carry on all they want. Shania needs to get the hell up outta there!! …once they split up the property & funds of course…. then run chica run!! maybe even hook up w/ John Mayer after he dumps Jen so he can turn it out & she can get her mojo back! whatev!
Anyone given the name “Mutt” at birth obviously can’t be too much smarter than his parents…first he marries someone who sings country music for a living, which makes sense only because of the money, then he’s too dumb to keep her forever. Now, I’m sure Shania’s mom looks better than that because she’s a stone fox. Maybe Marie-Anne should change her name to “Jeff”?
Or maybe Mutt just likes the butt.
That “ugly other woman” must literally take it up the ass and suck the man’s toes and Shania must really know how to push his buttons and make him really mad. No other excuse for this.
Does it occur to anyone that a person could be loved for who they are and not what they look like? I doubt the :”ove” between Mutt and the secratary is a sextal love. Everything isnt based on sex.
Not that it justifys him cheating, but then we dont know if sex is involved in this “cheating”
Show me the hottest chick in the world and I”ll show you a guy sick of banging her.
Whats wrong with an older woman. Most of the guys i go out with are alot younger than me. they keep it up better when they are young. Old guys really don’t have the dick anymore mostly the white ones. The black guys are much much better in this dept. (ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah)
I think it is Trump.
The multi-millionare posting on here, I mean.
Yes.
I think it is Trump.
The multi-millionare posting on here, I mean.
Yes.
I think it is Trump.
The multi-millionare posting on here, I mean.
Yes.
I think it is Trump.
The multi-millionare posting on here, I mean.
Yes.
My dearest robotgirl,
It seems that your vast ability to comprehend the genetic difference between a rat’s tail and a horse’s ass has left you a bit slighted on the rest of the animals true natures. Codons and DNA. Impressive. The Hilton girls? Darling, do not judge the top of a mountain by the debis that tumbles to the bottom. “Cultural Hegemony” is not in itself genetic but determined by the Hegemon’s genetics, clever girl.
As to inherent social bearing I must mention once again your Hilton girls…well, what do you think, dear? Hmmm.
Genetic therapy? I am all for any improvements so tell me more! (Yes I hear a quack and feed the duck for my own amusement)
A lovely morning to you all and speed up now, the hour is late and I have a busy day myself…after a swim and a long walk.
It is truly delightful that you are using that little brain of yours to delve into the causative agents of the masses and their multiple malaise. I see the fine results in your curious freak mice and so forth. Excellent.
Love as you speak, is a selfish delusion the underlying purpose of which is to procreate. The stonger know this and control their emotions a tad better than the average farmer or lab worker perhaps. Emotional fireworks into the sky and inevitably everything must come down to earth, clever girl. I run the ship of my life on an even keel and no I do not own a boat so please do not ask…I charter what I need on the rare occasion this folly presents itself. The sea is for seafood. I am a land mammal, not some squeeling dolphin.
Lavishness as evanesence? Come now everything must fade. Each day carries us all forth to our sad fate. But superficial? My possessions are tangible and are part of the richness of my being. I do not awake to scramble about hurriedly to the beckoning of a vocational dictator. Hardly a petty and meaningless existence, darling.
Came to this debate wayyy to late, but go check out the book Affluenza by Oliver James from your local library (not worth buying, though). It’ll explain Lord Hufffington over here. Rich but miserable, trapped in an empty existence and all that.
I would love to watch Shania being banged by her black lovers! Then perform any tongue duties required!
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