Shallow Water: 1. J-Butt: 0.

Here’s Jennifer Lopez in Mexico over the weekend where she once again found herself locked in the age-old battle of ass vs. buoyancy. It’s times like these she has to regret marrying Marc Anthony whose twig-like frame is virtually useless until someone either adds more water to the pool or dangles a bucket of fish in front of her and starts yelling motivational slogans. Other than that, there’s not much else you can do here except watch and pray to God Kim Kardashian isn’t taking notes. “Pool’s a little low today. Eh, what could it hurt?” *shipwreck*

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