Here’s Jennifer Lopez in Mexico over the weekend where she once again found herself locked in the age-old battle of ass vs. buoyancy. It’s times like these she has to regret marrying Marc Anthony whose twig-like frame is virtually useless until someone either adds more water to the pool or dangles a bucket of fish in front of her and starts yelling motivational slogans. Other than that, there’s not much else you can do here except watch and pray to God Kim Kardashian isn’t taking notes. “Pool’s a little low today. Eh, what could it hurt?” *shipwreck*
Photos: Splash News
Better than Kim’s!
noooo!
shes 14
Her ass looks amazing. No cellulite whatsoever. You go girl!
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This site has done a fabulous job with delivering the juicy asses lately. Rock on fish,
Yum.
I’d bang that ass
who wouldnt??? maybe a homosexual, but even a homo might….
Hey!, there’s no evidence of that being J-Lo….there are a lot of big butts in Mexico and they look just like J.Lo’s. (or better)
I mean don’t you find it a little suspicious? this butt doesn’t look like it’s 40 years old and didn’t we recenlty see celullite on her butt in a previous post?
dear lord.
I just thought of something. Why not let JLo swim in the Gulf and let her elephant ass suck up some of that oil?
beached whale
Damn, I would do things to this woman. That’s why you should always marry a latina. Look at how smoothly toned (in terms of pigmentation) that ass is
I would bury my face in that every night.
Are we sure that is not Kim Kardashians butt?
I’d motorboat that.
Clearly one cheek is heavier than the other. Is she also left-handed? That would explain everything.
Swim for victory, chum guzzler.
“one cheek is heavier than the other” ? seriously, you were staring that closely?
Who wouldn’t stare that closely?
ARRRRGGGHHHH THARS MEEEE BOOTAYY!!!!!!!!!
Lopez in a bikini with her massive ass and there’s only two pictures?
amazing body, she has the best ass…only this picks are engineered , retouched and posted…
Now THAT’S a nice ass!!
Ass looks good from where I’m sitting.
Wow. Isn’t it amazing you can tell its JLo without having to look at her face?
Fuck, ah wants to empty mah testes into/onto/nearby dat booty.
omg i cant belive it she looks amaizing better than kim go jlo
……………just a fat ASS.
those are my favourites, folks!!
That is a world class ass.
no face? Oh yeah it’s my mother
who is she?
diva latina JENNIFER LOPEZ
Wow, I’d hit that.. She has the sexiest body ever.
so what, world is full of gluteus maximus
Sh*t comes out of an ass, and to think that’s part of her fame.
I bet she drops massive shits.
DAMN! That’s a big fat ass!
Jennifer Lopez is UGLY. I don’t know why the media calls her lovely, attractive etc. She has a UGLY shaped forehead, a bump on her hawk nose. Her forehead looks like she was about to develop horns, but never pierced through the skin. And she has skinny baseball bat legs. She has a forehead like Halle Berry, and legs like Vivica Fox.
I would worship that ass!