Here’s Jennifer Lopez in Mexico over the weekend where she once again found herself locked in the age-old battle of ass vs. buoyancy. It’s times like these she has to regret marrying Marc Anthony whose twig-like frame is virtually useless until someone either adds more water to the pool or dangles a bucket of fish in front of her and starts yelling motivational slogans. Other than that, there’s not much else you can do here except watch and pray to God Kim Kardashian isn’t taking notes. “Pool’s a little low today. Eh, what could it hurt?” *shipwreck*
Photos: Splash News
BarnabasCollins | July 26, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Better than Kim’s!
Jimmy | July 28, 2010 at 2:47 pm
noooo!
gil | July 26, 2010 at 12:09 pm
shes 14
Irene Barcelo | July 26, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Her ass looks amazing. No cellulite whatsoever. You go girl!
memem | July 26, 2010 at 12:18 pm
This site has done a fabulous job with delivering the juicy asses lately. Rock on fish,
Anonymous | July 26, 2010 at 12:22 pm
I’d bang that ass
Jimmy | July 28, 2010 at 2:48 pm
who wouldnt??? maybe a homosexual, but even a homo might….
Viv | July 26, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Hey!, there’s no evidence of that being J-Lo….there are a lot of big butts in Mexico and they look just like J.Lo’s. (or better)
I mean don’t you find it a little suspicious? this butt doesn’t look like it’s 40 years old and didn’t we recenlty see celullite on her butt in a previous post?
Engineer/Moron | July 26, 2010 at 12:39 pm
I just thought of something. Why not let JLo swim in the Gulf and let her elephant ass suck up some of that oil?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 12:45 pm
beached whale
Jimbo | July 26, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Are we sure that is not Kim Kardashians butt?
stinky mcpoop | July 26, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Clearly one cheek is heavier than the other. Is she also left-handed? That would explain everything.
Swim for victory, chum guzzler.
Rebecca | July 26, 2010 at 1:54 pm
“one cheek is heavier than the other” ? seriously, you were staring that closely?
Anonymous | July 26, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Who wouldn’t stare that closely?
JRS22 | July 26, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Lopez in a bikini with her massive ass and there’s only two pictures?
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 26, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Wow. Isn’t it amazing you can tell its JLo without having to look at her face?
egialbania | July 26, 2010 at 6:49 pm
omg i cant belive it she looks amaizing better than kim go jlo
captain america | July 27, 2010 at 12:20 am
……………just a fat ASS.
those are my favourites, folks!!
lol is lol | July 27, 2010 at 8:55 am
no face? Oh yeah it’s my mother
soupofdefish | July 27, 2010 at 5:21 pm
who is she?
egialbania | July 27, 2010 at 6:53 pm
diva latina JENNIFER LOPEZ
jo | July 28, 2010 at 10:21 am
Wow, I’d hit that.. She has the sexiest body ever.
Dave | August 4, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Sh*t comes out of an ass, and to think that’s part of her fame.
Dave | August 4, 2010 at 12:45 pm
I bet she drops massive shits.
Mike | August 7, 2010 at 11:47 am
DAMN! That’s a big fat ass!
Rain Brown | August 14, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Jennifer Lopez is UGLY. I don’t know why the media calls her lovely, attractive etc. She has a UGLY shaped forehead, a bump on her hawk nose. Her forehead looks like she was about to develop horns, but never pierced through the skin. And she has skinny baseball bat legs. She has a forehead like Halle Berry, and legs like Vivica Fox.