It gets boring when you’re singing on stage by yourself. I get it. But do a little dance or something, don’t just come up with new ways to hold the mic. That’s not entertainment, that’s just weird. How do you even get into that position? “Aah, I think I’ll sing like this now. It just feels natural.”
Thanks to the amazing Shanna for the tip.
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It look like an arm from her roots holding the mic for her :P
According to Princeton University’s applied mathematics laboratory, there are upwards of 15,321,093 penis jokes that can be made from this one photo.
Her arm looks like it’s growing out of her head. That’s awesome.
I don’t know what happened here but I’ve seen her live and when she belly dances her stomach does something pretty awesome. Perhaps the photo was mid-belly move? She did that with the mic too in order to show off the stomach muscle movement of the belly dancing.
Fuck- if I moved like that- I would be damn sure my stomach was in full view so nobody would care how badly I freakin’ sing!!
#7, #8, #15, #18- Post your pics. Gotta see chics who rip on Shakira. Come on- pony up.
P.S. You better be fucking fly.
Well #28 and #31 seems somewhat grouchy – could be the evil twin.
# 27 I voted and will be sure to tune in. (But there should be more than three in each catagory)
She stole that move from Andrew Dice Clay!
She’s just holding it gangsta style, the way they hold microphones on the streets.
What you didnt see was Shakira’s other hand that was busy ‘flickin the tic-tac’… combined with the ‘mic around head move’ is clearly an obvious attempt at sexual self-asphixiation. Unfortunately, Enrique taught her the wrong move in bed… Bailamos!
She seems very hairy. I’ll bet she has hair all over her ass. She probably has to use baby wipes after she shits.
haha #46, I loves me some Hennifer Lope’
Even though she looks like she has an arm growing out of the side of her head, I’d totally lick her butt. She’s the #1 chick I’d jump the fence of le’gay for. Mmm.
PrettyBaby…. go fuck yourself.
You don’t have to be “fly” to have an opinion on someone’s attractiveness.
Nor do you have ANY proof that the posters are girls. And even if they ARE girls, for all you know, they might be lesbian girls who know damn well what they find sexy or not.
Your logic is flawed, anyway. Rosanne is not “fly” but she can still the the immutable truth: That Tori Spelling looks like a horse. Heh.
In the mean time, pony up YOUR picture, so we can all see. If you’re as sexy as you pretend, all the boys can take turn masturbating to it – and won’t you feel special. :)
muahaha #62
she is gorgeous though, altho I like the blonde look better on her.
http://www.mtctickets.com/concerts/images/shakira.jpg
muahaha #62
Shakira is gorgeous and Ive heard from people in the “industry” that she is sweet and a very hard worker.
I like her hair better blonde though.
http://www.mtctickets.com/concerts/images/shakira.jpg
whoopsies, damn browser cache. sorry for the double-post.
Are double-jointed blow-job skills sexy? Nope, just gross. To complete the look, she needs to burp “hips don’t lie” into the mic.
I once saw a video of her putting her legs behind her head during an interview. The woman is bendy! I love it!
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She’s giving away all her fellacio techniques you guys…
Or maybe she just like long black shafts with mushroom shaped tips..
oh wait…
*silence*
All you north american girls are envious, you will NEVER look and dance like Shakira. For that you would need latin blood and lebanese ancestors and also have LOTS of talent.
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She might have gone a little out of control with all her stage shaking and convulsing, I think her arm is stuck like that now. She’s simply making do.
lol, does anyone watch her or go to her concerts anyways?
This is in the song Te Dejo Madrid, This microphone pose is done so She can do he internal hip circling and chest undulations for easily because he sternum is up higher. making more leverage for the muscles.
Also She is squatting, that makes it harder to push her hip, thigh, and calves enough to get the best isolation of the movement.
SHakira has not had children yet, although many rumours (old and false) were that She was pregnant!
In her tour of the mongoose she did so much belly dance that She had to have muscle relaxers injected into her back so She could sleep and do anything really.
Belly dance places great strain on all the body, mainly the back and thighs.
Yes , She can put her legs behind her head, very flexible providing She is 31 years old..(now boys, i know you thoughy She was young blow job singer who would give you best sex ever but…)
She does yoga, and every morning She does various exercise activities.
before concerts SHe does a 60 minute work/warm out/up.
Her concerts are very high quality. if She came to AUstralia i would be at everyone of them.
Thanks! for reading!
also. Shakira shaves her armpits. She is not a cave man!
SOme of you are complete masturbation blow job boys, get a life!